=== Business Partners ===
* [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]] - Dad, you're great! (I'll pay you 20 dollars if you disown Left Accelerationism.)
* [[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Based! Except for you that don't want to accelerate, but we can look past that.
*[[File:Unconditional Accelerationism.png|frameless]] [[Unconditional Accelerationism]] - My child for the modern day, disillusioned by socialism and capitalism.
*[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism]] - Space echoes like an immense tomb, yet the stars still burn.
=== Business Acquaintances ===
* [[File:Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism]] [[File:Con-t.png]] - You don’t want to accelerate, OK then; at least you like Capitalism!
*[[File:Gender Accelerationism.png]] [[Gender Accelerationism]] - You’re a pathetic leftist, but at least, you accelerate.
* [[File:Zeroac.png]] [[Zero Accelerationism]] - No nyoom? Weird.
* [[File:Cyberfem.png]] [[CyberFeminism]] - Shes a disgusting leftie, but we started CCRU together and that was fun.
* [[File:Acidcomf.png]] [[Acid Communism]] - Same as above. RIP Fisher.
=== Disgusting Lefties ===
* [[File:Soc.png]] [[Socialism]] - GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND START WORKING! HOLY SHIT, IS THIS TOO HARD OF A CONCEPT TO GRASP?
* [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Socialists|The Entire Left]] - Please read above.
* [[File:Leftac.png]] [[Left-Accelerationism]] - I saved you last, you dumb idiot! Ever since we were kids, you’ve been ruining my business!
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