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*[[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism]] - My comrade that has watched Noam Chomsky on YouTube too many times.
*[[File:Socan2.png]] [[Social Anarchism]] - RIP David Graeber.
*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism]] - For the many, not the few!
* [[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Helps me beat up fascists and protects me from tankies.
*[[File:Councom.png]] [[Council Communism]] - The most based marxist.
*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - Much love for Rojava.
*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - A little too moderate and lacks revolutionary potential, but he too values socialism and freedom and we get along pretty well!
*[[File:Guildsoc.png]] [[Guild Socialism]] - Very good friend of mine with similar goals, even if he does have a slight obsession with the Middle Ages.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - We walk together at protest marches.
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*[[File:Bckchn.png]] [[Libertarian Municipalism]] - Long live Comrade Bookchin.
*[[File:Local.png]] [[Localism]] - Power to the communities!
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*[[File:AnInde.png]] [[Independence Anarchism]] - Catalonia will be free once more!
*[[File:Zapa.png]] [[Neozapatismo]] - He runs the EZLN with my ideas.
*[[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - My pro-market friend from India.
===Frenemies===
*[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - You led the first successful workers' revolution and your motto was “all power to the Soviets!”. Unfortunately you were authoritarian but your legacy is to be recognized.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - I'm not ready to forgive you for betraying my cousins ([[File:Cball-Naissaar.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Kronstadt]] and [[File:Makhnovism.png]] [[Platformism|Makhnovia]] anyone?), but at least you resisted [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalin.
*[[File:ClassSocDem.png]] [[Classical Social Democracy]] - Cousin, we agree on a number of issues but how am I 'utopian' when by now there are more societies run by my principles than by yours?
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - A conservative guy, but aside from cultural stance, you're just a bit authoritative.
*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism]] - I support your fight for the freedom of your nation, but please do understand that real socialism comes from workers, not the [[File:Statesoc.png]] bureaucracy.
*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - We both love freedom and Chomsky seems to admire you a lot, but many of you are too moderate. Plaus Vaush is a hypocritical lib.
*[[File:Marketsoc.png]] [[Market Socialism]] - You can't go wrong with co-ops or workplace democracy, however, most of my followers are skeptical of markets.
*[[File:Bernst.png]] [[Reformist Marxism]] - Some of your branches like [[File:JapCom.png]] the JCP have good takes though they are too mild, but Bernstein was the original [[File:SocImp.png]] Social-Imperialist.
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - If I were spicy, you'd be mild. Capitalism? Pfft.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - Even milder than the above but generally you're heading in the right direction. But curse LBJ for escalating the Vietnam War!
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*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - A slightly socialist guy, but he's way too moderate. He thinks that reforming capitalism is better than abolishing it, and idk about him...
*[[File:Crusade_of_Romanianism.png]] [[Crusade of Romanianism]] - My... ultranationalist son?
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Not bad for a self-avowed bourgeois ball, though I wish you were more left-leaning.
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*[[File:Crapitalism.png]] [[Capitalism|Crapitalism]] - Cringe system. Needs a state to function.
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - [[File:Crapitalism.png]] [[Capitalism|him]], but without the mask of a "free market".▼
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!▼
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - My polar opposite. The two things I hate the most combined.
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - Aren't you just the same thing?
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - You have been here already, [[File:Statecap.png]] State Cappie.
▲*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - [[File:Crapitalism.png]] [[Capitalism|him]], but without the mask of a "free market".
▲*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - Why do you have to exist?!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|National "Socialism"]] - "TeH nAzIs ArE sOcIaLiStS bEcAuSE "sOcIaLiStS" iS lItErAlLY iN tHeIr NaME." ''Sure''. The social "Darwinistic" belief that only the so-called "strong" should survive is ''totally'' something a socialist would believe in.
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*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - "mY [[File:Sralin.png]] dIcTAtOrsHiP iS rEAl sOciAlIsM bEcauSE I pUt "WoRkErS" iN the NaME!" Bullshit I say!
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - You’re a danger to both your own country and to the socialist movement at large. [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Chomsky]] did not support you, he just knew that you were no different than you capitalist equivalents!
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!▼
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Piss off, imperialist scum!
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Reagan and Thatcher were more authoritarian governments than social democratic governments!
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Don't you realize that the hard-right part of the elite uses your gullibility to make you believe that their rivals within the elite are responsible for your misfortunes?
▲*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism#Thatcherism|Thatcherism]] - 🎵 DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! 🎵
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Piss off you woke imperialist trash! <s>And stop posting videos claiming Chomsky is a genocide denier, he's just saying they ''aren't really genocides'', which isn't the same thing I swear.</s>
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*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - Basically [[File:Nazbol.png]] him but with a few takes lifted from the neocons (and don't deny it, you lunatic!). How can you get people to stay in your 'utopia'?
*[[File:Republican_chile.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Kastism]] - Lol cope harder fascist.
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