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*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Let alone trying to kill people in <s>Northern Kurdistan! I</s> mean eastern Anatolia, Ali Gaffar Okkan will not be forgotten, <s> but you helped me in the elections so.</s> |
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Let alone trying to kill people in <s>Northern Kurdistan! I</s> mean eastern Anatolia, Ali Gaffar Okkan will not be forgotten, <s> but you helped me in the elections so.</s> |
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*[[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - For those who are fooled by western media and don’t know, I was actually trying to pretend to be [[File:CDU Party.png]] a CDU-style cuckservative. However, the 2016 coup 'forced' me to take ten steps back and reveal my reactionism early. |
*[[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - For those who are fooled by western media and don’t know, I was actually trying to pretend to be [[File:CDU Party.png]] a CDU-style cuckservative. However, the 2016 coup 'forced' me to take ten steps back and reveal my reactionism early. |
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*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I'm still a NATO member, but no, I won't follow your orders, and I'll develop independent defense and missile systems and also [[w:TAI TF Kaan|my very own 5th generation stealth fighter jet]]! I'm also buying Russian S-400 air defense systems because you won't let me buy your F- |
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I'm still a NATO member, but no, I won't follow your orders, and I'll develop independent defense and missile systems and also [[w:TAI TF Kaan|my very own 5th generation stealth fighter jet]]! I'm also buying Russian S-400 air defense systems because you won't let me buy your F-35s! Interventionism is super-based though. <s>as long as I'm the one doing it</s>. |
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*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - We used to be enemies, but now we're chill. But can you stop helping Assad and invading Ukraine though? <s>Because Crimea used to be an Ottoman protectorate.</s> |
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - We used to be enemies, but now we're chill. But can you stop helping Assad and invading Ukraine though? <s>Because Crimea used to be an Ottoman protectorate.</s> |
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*[[File:Zelensky.png]] [[Populism|Zelenskyism]] - He likes my Bayraktars, but I can still work with Putin. Still, Crimea isn't Russian. <s>It is Ottoman.</s> |
*[[File:Zelensky.png]] [[Populism|Zelenskyism]] - He likes my Bayraktars, but I can still work with Putin. Still, Crimea isn't Russian. <s>It is Ottoman.</s> |
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*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - I'll denounce you but I'm also one of the only Middle Eastern leaders who doesn't want you completely destroyed so we can trade (2-state solution though). <s>But you used to be Ottoman so I'll reclaim you later.</s> |
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - I'll denounce you but I'm also one of the only Middle Eastern leaders who doesn't want you completely destroyed so we can trade (2-state solution though). <s>But you used to be Ottoman so I'll reclaim you later.</s> |
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*[[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] [[Turkish Idealism]] - You are part of my coalition, but why do you want Turan rather than Ottoman? We don't need to unite all Turks, we need to restore how it was before [[File:Ataturk.png]] K*mal (You are still better than him). |
*[[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] [[Turkish Idealism]] - You are part of my coalition, but why do you want Turan rather than Ottoman? We don't need to unite all Turks, we need to restore how it was before [[File:Ataturk.png]] K*mal (You are still better than him). |
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*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Enjoy your membership, I guess. At least I'm getting those modernized fighters. |
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*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - I don't want you in NATO unless you denounce this [[File:Demcon.png]] Kurdish terrorist scum- oh wait, you did. Uhh... But you still have to deport <s>everyone who called me a ''poopyhead'' and some other mean things</s> the enemies of the Ottoman Empire back to me, or I won’t allow you to join NATO! Alright, I'll let Finland in but Sweden will have to wait. <s>The real reason why I'm not letting Sweden into NATO is because of americans not selling me fighter jets.</s> |
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*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] - You sadly follow the wrong faith, but you have the right ideas: a strongman regency, reversal of everything the republicans did, frenemy relationship with NATO, and harsh actions against separatists. |
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] - You sadly follow the wrong faith, but you have the right ideas: a strongman regency, reversal of everything the republicans did, frenemy relationship with NATO, and harsh actions against separatists. |
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*[[File:BJP.png]] [[Hindutva|Modism]] - An infidel but quite similar to me politically. Just be less mean to my [[File:Cball-AzadKashmir.png]] Muslim brothers [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] in South Asia and we're okay. |
*[[File:BJP.png]] [[Hindutva|Modism]] - An infidel but quite similar to me politically. Just be less mean to my [[File:Cball-AzadKashmir.png]] Muslim brothers [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] in South Asia and we're okay. |
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