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|title=[[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism
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[[File:Necon.png]] Neocon<br>
[[File:Euroatlanticism.png]] Euro-Atlanticism<br>
[[File:NeobertConlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|International Conservative Liberalism]]<br>▼
Conservative Hawk<br>▼
Globalist Right<br>▼
Capitalist Interventionism<br>▼
[[File:ClassLibHawk.png]] Tough Liberalism<br>▼
[[File:LibSuprem.png]] Liberal Supremacism<br>▼
American Internationalism<br>
Western Nationalism/Western Patriotism<br>▼
[[File:RightTrot.png]] [[:Category:Right Unity|Right-]][[Trotskyism]]<br>▼
Literally [[File:Cball-US.png]] [[American Model|America]]<br>
Literally [[File:Cball-NATO.png]] NATO<br>
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[[File:Cball-US.png]] Uncle Sam<br>
[[File:Cball-US.png]] Yankee<br>
[[File:
▲[[File:Euroatlanticism.png]] Euro-Atlanticism <br>
▲[[File:RightTrot.png]] [[:Category:Right Unity|Right-]][[Trotskyism]]<br>
[[File:GWB.png]] Bushism<br>
▲[[File:NeoconHelm.png]] War Hawk [[File:NeconUS.png]]<br>
▲Conservative Hawk<br>
Tory Hawk ([[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK)<br>▼
Neo-defense School ([[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan)<br>▼
[[File:Libhawk.png]] [[Third Way|Liberal Hawk]] [[File:Libhawk2.png]] (Some)<br>▼
[[File:AmTheory.png]] <s>{{PCBA|American Theory|American Theory}}</s><br>▼
[[File:Reagan.png]] Reaganism <br>
[[File:LibertyPrime.png]] Liberty Prime
▲Capitalist Interventionism<br>
[[File:McCarthy.png]] Internationalist McCarthyism<br>▼
▲American Nationalism/Globalism Synthesis<br>
▲Archie Bunker <br>
▲[[File:Americophile.png]] Americophile <br>
▲[[File:Westophile.png]] Westophile <br>
[[File:AuthLibCon.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Authoritarian]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] [[File:AuthLibCon2.png]]<br>▼
▲[[File:NeobertConlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|International Conservative Liberalism]]<br>
[[File:Rightneolib.png]] Right-Neoliberalism (Some)<br>▼
▲[[File:ClassLibHawk.png]] Tough Liberalism<br>
▲Western Nationalism/Western Patriotism<br>
NATOwaveism<br>
Atlanticist National Populism (for above, Europe)<br>▼
[[File:Call of Duty Conservatism.png]] Call of Duty Model<br>
[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] [[Totalitarianism|UNA]][[Illuminatism|TCO]]<br>▼
[[File:WestChauv.png]] Western Chauvinism (Accused)<br>▼
[[File:PolState.png]] Global Policing (Somewhat pejoratively)<br>▼
[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] North Atlantic Terrorist Organization (Pejoratively)<br>▼
▲Globalist Right<br>
▲[[File:Conglob.png]] Conservative Globalism <br>
▲[[File:LibSuprem.png]] Liberal Supremacism<br>
▲[[File:Nconlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Neo-Conservative Liberalism]] <br>
Pax Americana<br>
[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Liberalism mugged by reality]] (Self-proclaimed)<br>
Old American Liberal (Many [[File:Necon.png]] Neocons)<br>▼
[[File:
▲[[File:
▲[[File:McCarthy.png]] Internationalist McCarthyism (Some)<br>
Post-Trostkyism ([[File:Neocommunism-icon.png]] Kristolism)<br>
[[File:NewRight.png]] First Wave of/Original New Right (In America)<br>
▲Tory Hawk ([[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK)<br>
▲Neo-defense School ([[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan)<br>
▲[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] North Atlantic Terrorist Organization (Pejoratively)<br>
▲[[File:WestChauv.png]] Western Chauvinism (Accused)<br>
[[File:Anpacf.png|link=Anarcho-Pacifism]]{{Alias|Pacfem-1.png|Pacifist Feminism|[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] Warmonger}}<br>
{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Left-Wing Populism|[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] WORLD TRADE CENTER CONTROLLED DEMOLITIONER!}}<br>
[[File:Soc-h.png|link=Socialism]][[File:Leftnat.png|link=Left-Wing Nationalism]][[File:Absoc.png|link=Arab Socialism]]{{Alias|ML.png|Marxism-Leninism|[[File:Neoimp.png]] Neo-Imperialism}}<br>
[[File:Chavismo.png|link=Chavismo]]{{Alias|Soc21.png|Socialism of the 21st Century|[[File:Neoimp.png]] [[Imperialism|Yankee Imperialism]]}}<br>
{{Alias|AntiAm.png|Socialism|[[File:AmericanReich.png]] AmeriKKKan}}<br>
{{Alias|Soc-h.png|Socialism|[[File:NatoNazi.png]] Nazi Asshole Terrorist Organization}}
{{Alias|Dsa.png|Democratic Socialism|[[File:USImp.png]] [[Imperialism|American Imperialism]]}}<br>
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{{Alias|Putin.png|Authoritarian Consevatism|The Collective West (Коллективный Запад)}}<br>
(Modern) {{Alias|Whitesup.png|White Nationalism|Shabbos Goy Race Traitor}}<br>
▲<s>[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] [[Totalitarianism|UNA]][[Illuminatism|TCO]]</s><br>
[[File:NeoconButcher.png]] <s>[[Authoritarian Conservatism|Global/American White Terror]]</s><br>
[[File:AmericanKrater.png]] <s>[[Kraterocracy|American Kraterocracy]]</s><br>
▲[[File:AmTheory.png]] <s>{{PCBA|American Theory|American Theory}}</s><br>
<s>[[Machiavellianism|American Machiavellianism]]</s><br>
[[File:NeoCrusadism.png]] <s>[[Crusadism|Neo-Crusadism]]</s>
<s>[[File:
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*[[File:MichaelFlynn.png]] [[Stratocracy|Michael Flynn]] (1958-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:Strato-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|Stephen J. Townsend]] (1959-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:
*[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|David Frum]] (1960-) [[File:Cball-Canada.png]] Canada/[[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:Christianright.png]] [[Religious Nationalism#Christian Right|Vicky Hartzler]] (1960-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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*[[File:CDU_Party.png]] [[Christian Democracy|Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer]] (1962-) [[File:Cball-(MW)Germany.png]] {{PBW|Germanyball|Germany}}
*[[File:MarkRutte.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Mark Rutte]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-Netherlands.png]] {{PBW|Netherlandsball|Netherlands}}
*[[File:Mitsotakis.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Kyriakos Mitsotakis]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Greece.png]] {{PBW|Greeceball|Greece}}
*[[File:SpaVox.png]] [[Falangism|Javier Ortega Smith]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Spain.png]] {{PBW|Spainball|Spain}}
*[[File:AyaanHirsiAli.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Ayaan Hirsi Ali]] (1969-) [[File:Cball-Somalia.png]] Somalia/[[File:Cball-Netherlands.png]] Netherlands/[[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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*[[File:Yakovlevism.png]] [[Social Democracy|Alexander Yakovlev]] (1923-2005) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] {{PBW|Russiaball|Russia}}
*[[File:Markovic.png]] [[Third Way|Ante Marković]] (1924-2011) [[File:Cball-Croatia.png]] {{PBW|Croatiaball|Croatia}}
*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Yuri Orlov]] (1924-2020) [[File:Cball-
*[[File:SDAicon.png]] [[Islamic Democracy|Alija Izetbegović]] (1925-2003) [[File:Cball-BosniaHerzegovina.png]] {{PBW|Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|Bosnia and Herzegovina}}
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way|Valdas Adamkus]] (1926-) [[File:Cball-Lithuania.png]] Lithuania/[[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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*[[File:JanSmuts.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Jan Smuts]] (1870-1950) [[File:Cball-South_Africa alt.png]] {{PBW|South Africaball|South Africa}}
*[[File:Hastings Banda.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Hastings Banda]] (1898-1997) [[File:Cball-Malawi.png]] {{PBW|Malawiball|Malawi}}
*[[File:
*[[File:Müller.png]] [[National Capitalism|Kongo-Müller]] (1911-1983) [[File:Cball-(MW)Germany.png]] Germany/[[File:Cball-South_Africa alt.png]] {{PBW|South Africaball|South Africa}}
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism|Ken Flower]] (1914-1987) [[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] Rhodesia
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[[File:Modnat.png]] [[Patriotism]]<br>
[[File:Ukrainophilia.png]] Pro-Ukrainian Sentiment (since 2014/2022)<br>
[[File:Strauss.png]] {{PHB|Straussian Hermeneutics|Straussianism}}<br>
[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] (Allegedly) {{Refn|This is believed to be likely as most founding members of the neoconservative movement were former Trotskyists. Nonetheless, the claim that neoconservative interventionism is influenced by the Trotskyist idea of permanent revolution is wrongly [[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|paleoconservative]] misinformation made against them by anti-semitic populists.|group = Note}}<ref>[http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0304/0304neocontrotp1.htm ''"Neoconservatives and Trotskyists"''], EnterStageRight.com.</ref><br>
[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]]<br>
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**[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] (Moderately)
**[[File:Strato-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
**[[File:Strauss.png]] {{PHB|Straussian Hermeneutics|Straussianism}}
**[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] (Formerly)
**[[File:Utility.png]] Utilitarianism
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**[[File:Liberal Democracy.png]] [[Liberalism|Liberal Democracy]]
**[[File:Strato-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|Militarism]]
**[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]]{{Refn|''"Anybody from any corner of the world can come to America to live and become an American. We draw our people, our strength, from every country and every corner of the world."'' - Ronald Reagan.|group=Note}}
**[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]]
**[[File:Russophobia.png]] Russophobia (Jokingly, in 1984){{Refn|''"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."'' - Ronald Reagan.|group=Note}}
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**[[File:LibInternat.png]] [[Internationalism|Liberal Internationalism]]
**[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]
**[[File:
**[[File:Russophobia.png]] Russophobia (Accused by [[File:Vatnik.png]] [[Jingoism#Vatnikism|Vatniks]])
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**[[File:Cball-EU.png]] [[European Federalism|Pro-Europeanism]]
**[[File:Right Reformism.png]] [[Reformism]]
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*[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] '''Koizumism''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:AntiNuclear.png]] Anti-Nuclear Energy (Post-Presidency)
**[[File:ConNeoLIb.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Conservative Neoliberalism]]
**[[File:Fiscon.png]] [[Fiscal Conservatism]]
**[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Japan LDPism]]
**[[File:JapaneseNeomilitarism.png]] [[Stratocracy|Japanese Neo-Militarism]]
**[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] (Accused)
**[[File:Rpop.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]]
**[[File:NeoShowa.png]] [[Showa Statism]]<ref>Koizumi's frequent visits to the Yasukuni Shrine have garnered attention due to their controversial nature. The shrine pays homage to Japan's fallen soldiers, a group that encompasses numerous convicted Japanese war criminals, including 14 individuals classified as Class A war criminals who were executed.</ref>
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*[[File:Lechkacz.png]] '''Lechism''' {{Collapse|
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*[[File:Cball-BosniaHerzegovina.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
*[[File:Cball-Kosovo.png]] [[Separatism|Kosovo]]
*[[file:Cball-Ukraine.png]] [[
*[[File:Thailand.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Thailand]] (1950-2006)
*[[File:Cball-Georgia.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Georgia]] (1995-2013)
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===[[File:SocHawk.png]] Socialist Hawk===
'''Socialist Hawkism''' is an economically left-wing ideology that supports an interventionist foreign policy in other countries. Socialist hawks stands out above all socialists as holding exclusively [[File:Atlanticism.png]] pro-western sentiment, and supporting institutions like [[File:Necon.png]] NATO and the [[File:Cball-EU.png]] [[European Federalism|European Union]]. They are usually [[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Liberal Socialists]] or ideologies adjacent to it
===[[File:ReactNeocon.png]] Neo-Radical Conservatism===
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*[[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - We're the same for the most part.
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] - Me with less state.
*[[File:Cdem.png]] [[Christian Democracy]] - I'm not really a fanatical religious person, but we both love Western Christian values. We should fight Jihadism together! DEUS V- I mean for Market and Liberty! <s>Does this mean I'm [[File:Crusadism.png]] him with elections?</s>
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Long live the NATO empire! Long live the free market world!
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Rules-Based International Order FTW!
*[[File:LibInternat.png]] [[Liberalism|Liberal Internationalism]] - Ditto
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Israel is our greatest ally and the only democracy in the Middle East. Really supported him when he needed it back in the '60s!
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - My Greatest Ally and BFF. We control the Western world together.
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - He's alright. He advocates for a minimalist state, which I constantly argue with him about! Like, how are you going to have a strong interventionist foreign policy without a somewhat strong state? However, he does support free-market capitalism, so he's splendid in that regard! <s> The War on Drugs is a must. </s>.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - My woker, more welfarist self and best friend who has helped me spread the free market across the globe for the past 30 years. From Yugoslavia to Iraq to Libya, our teamwork makes the dream work.
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*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Thanks for rehabbing my image guys!
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Blackwater and Lockheed Martin are based and continue to lobby for more wars that give me purpose.
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - There's nothing I love more than replacing socialist or Soviet-
*[[File:Thaksin.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Thaksinism]] - Thanks for helping me during the War on Terror and making Thailand a Major non-NATO ally in 2003.
*[[File:Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - "We want to help, not undermine you. You did a great service to the West in overthrowing Allende." - Henry Kissinger
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*[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - More female drone pilots/CIA assassins/interrogators/whatever. Your ideals have helped me double my cadres.
*[[File:Neconfem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Neoconservative Feminism]] - Same as above! Even George W. Bush allows Women into army!
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - You really helped me back in the
*[[File:Onenatcon.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism]] - Chums in UK.
*[[File:Girondi.png]] [[Girondism]] - My french republican classlib predecesor.
*[[File:Jacksonian Democracy.png]] [[Jacksonian Democracy]] - Show the Indians were their is place! "I was born for the storm and a calm does not suit me".
*[[File:Venizelos.png]] [[Social Liberalism#Venizelism|Venizelism]] - My
*[[File:Gremialismo.png]] [[Christian Democracy#Gremialismo|Gremialismo]] & [[File:Republican_ chile.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism#Chile|Kastism]] - My Neo-
*[[File:Popolar.png]] [[Christian Democracy|Italian DCism]] - My Christian friends from Italy. Excellent job at blocking the Commies and keeping Italy in the Atlantic Bloc.
*[[File:PiS.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|PiS]] - My Polish counterpart, Poland is presumably the second most friendly Nation to Israel, thanks to you! We stand together to condemn the rise of Russia, Belarus and Iran. You are currently the leader of help for Ukraine in Europe. <s> Wałęsa, the PO, and Kwaśniewski
*[[File:Bolsonarism_-_alt.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Bolsonarism]] - Your admiration of Pinochet and the Military Dictatorship of Brazil is incredibly based since I helped said regimes and dictators come to power.
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*[[File:Ike.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism|Eisenhowerism]] - Your military interventions, election interference, and coup d'etats in Guetamala, Iran, Congo, Lebanon, and Japan, were based and totally justified. Unfortunately, you lost me at that stupid "MIC Speech" by the end of your presidency. Don't forget that it was you who vastly expanded the MIC and the powers of CIA and military lobbyists in the first place.
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]] - A lot of my followers (such as Kissinger) use diplomacy and Realpolitik for their goals. There's a dogma that I fight for though: Free Markets, Freedom <s>If you're not an enemy of The US</s> and Democracy.
*[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[Gaullism]] - My French counterpart who's done an excellent job of
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - I'll bomb countries to dust just to spread you, so why do you always complain about me rigging foreign elections, aiding dictators, overthrowing elected leaders, and installing tyrants?
*[[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Yeah, same as above. At least [[File:Havel.png]] Václav Havel was based. Plus we share a few enemies, especially in the modern days. However, those traitors [[File:EdwardSnowden.png]] Snowden and [[File:Assange.png]] Assange, both had it coming.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Why do the drone pilots have to be female? And please, spare my
*[[File:Conservative.png]] [[Conservatism]] - My moderate father. He could be a little stronger on his diplomatic issues, but otherwise, he's
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - You have some good ideas, just the wrong economic system to spread. You don’t play well with opposing countries, however, which is a desirable trait. You’re just too left for me. <s>Thanks for teaching me all I know. I love you so much dad.</s>
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - FDR should have intervened in WWII earlier and not compensated with Stalin. However, Harry S. Truman, JFK, and LBJ were all based AF.
*[[File:Apartheidism.png]] [[Ethnocracy|Apartheid]] - I helped you stop the spread of Socialism across Africa during the Cold War, but for the rest, is kind of complicated...
*[[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] [[White Nationalism|Rhodesian Nationalism]] - Same as above
*[[File:IslamCap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Islamic Capitalism]] - Once you were a based ally against commies and Iran to advance US control over the Middle East but sadly you've become to chummy with Russia and China and why are MBS and MBZ advocating peace with Syria and Iran when you're supposed to be enemies?
*[[File:Berlusconi.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Berlusconism]] - Thanks for your help during the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq but your friendship with Putin make me nervous.
*[[File:Partito Socialista Italiano-icon.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Craxism]] - Fellow NATO ally but we had [https://www.wantedinrome.com/news/remembering-the-sigonella-crisis.html our hours of beef]
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Bidenism]] - Voting for the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, the Iraq War, and the bombing of Syria was hella based. Unfortunately, you lost me on the Afghanistan withdrawal. Just why man?
*[[File:Caudillo.png]] [[Caudillismo]] - I like you when you're with me, and hate you when you're against me.
*[[File:AuthCon2.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - We both like Conservatism and strong government, but some of you are against me, so I will take them out.
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*[[File:Thaifash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|Thai Fascism]] - Plaek Phibunsongkhram, Sarit Thanarat, and Thanom Kittikachorn were based anti-communist allies of mine during the Cold War but your modern followers make up weird rumors about me wanting to overthrow the Thai Monarchy for some reason.
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] (Pre-9/11)- Even if we aren't exactly alike, you did overthrow those damned [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|commies]] and [[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Ba'athists]].
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - You were based before 2016, but now you are kinda cringe ngl. Despite being a NATO member
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]], [[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]], [[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] and [[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Love your fanatical anti-communism, however many of you are non-interventionist when it comes to regime change operations like the Iraq War and the NATO intervention in Libya, some of you are even "Russian assets" (Looking at you especially! Orban, Ron Paul, Carlson, Farage, Baudet, Lesquen, Bannon, Erdogan and Braun). Although some of you like Rush Limbaugh, Andrzej Duda, Giorgia Meloni, Ann Coulter, Benjamin Netanyahu, Bruce Gilley etc. are quite based.
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Similiar to the above ones. A lot of your variants are annoying anti-globalists that oppose my operations ([[File:Watson.png]] Watson is especially annoying and [[File:McInnes.png]] McInnes and the [[File:ProudBoys.png]] Proud Boys confuse me). However, some of you, such as [[File:Shapirocube.png]] Ben Shapiro and [[File:Neobert.png]] Charlie Kirk are really based. At least I can work with you unlike [[File:Poltard.png]] [[Alt-Right|your moronic brother]]. Plus we both oppose wokies, commies and Jihadists.
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*[[File:Persondignity.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#South Vietnam|Person Dignity Theory]] - I helped you against [[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|the dirty Vietnamese commies]], but you barely listened to me, so you needed to go.
*[[File:Thiệu.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Thiệuism]] - Sorry for abandoning you in the 1970s but what was I supposed to do? The Vietnam War didn't sit well with the voters at home and the hippie protests were too much for me to handle. Also, I don't mind how Modern Vietnam turned out under "communist" rule in the end.
*[[File:Salazar.png]] [[Salazarism]] - One of the founding members of NATO but we had our disputes from time to time
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] - He joined me but he doesn't like me. But White Terror was certainly good and needs to be implemented globally, to purge all the isolationists, commies, and hippies.
*[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]] - I will let you be, but if I get a single hint of socialism...
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*[[File:Gorb.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Gorbachevism]] - Good job destroying the USSR, pal. <s> Too bad you were doing it to try and copy [[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|him]]. </s>
*[[File:Yeltsin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Yeltsinism]] - Same as above, although I won't forgive you for appointing Putin as Prime Minister of Russia.
*[[File:Medvedev.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Medvedevism]] - I'd much rather have you in charge of Russia than Putin since we had a good partnership under the Russian Reset and because you supported the overthrow of Gaddafi and helped me impose further sanctions on Iran. I really had my hopes for you, especially with your economics and, dare I say, being my russian equivalent.
*[[File:European_Federalism.png]] [[European Federalism]] - Believe it or not I can actually go behind this European Army ideas... if you Europoors can actually find your will to implement it by, I dunno, '''spending 2% of your GDP on military?''' By the way, still waiting for you to apoplogize to me for calling me braindead.
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - Spends too much on welfare and too little on warfare, but PiS is still good.
*[[File:PAP(Singapore).png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Lee Kuan Yew Thought]] - Agrees with me that nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki was the right decision and supported me during the Indochina wars. You were truly a role model for anti-communist dictators and strongmen such as Kagame, Saakashvili, Modi,
*[[File:Soros.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Sorosism]] - You played an important part in the fall of communism through your Open Society Foundation and I admire your staunch opposition to Putin's Russia and Xi's China but sadly you're
*[[File:Shia.png]] [[Shia Theocracy]] - F*ck Iran and Hezbollah but I helped you set up the new Iraqi government during the Iraq War. Unfortunately, Nouri al-Maliki and sectarian tensions between sunni and shia muslims led to the rise of ISIS.
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - I supported you against ANC, but now you are bad for PR and you call me a "Zogbot", whatever that means.
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*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - My market socialist partner who made the Stalinites and Hoxhaites cope and seethe. I still helped Tuđman, Thaçi, Dukanovic and Alija (better no Yugoslavia than Yugoslavia with M*losevic). Also, a divided Balkan Peninsula with multiple friends is better than a single and unified neutral Yugoslavia tbh.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - You were much worse in 1960s, 70s and 80s, now you concentrate more on my [[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Moody Brother]]. At least we both hate Russia, China and Iran. <s> For different reasons but still...</s> That being said, I do have quite a few [[File:Libhawk.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Liberal_Hawk|liberal]], [[File:ProgHawk.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Neoprogressive_Hawk|progressive]], and [[File:SocHawk.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Socialist_Hawk|socialist variants]] who love interventions and waging wars while pursuing social reforms at home.
*[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] - Still bitches about the fact I "stole" the 2000 election from him
*[[File:Pahlavi.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism|Pahlavism]] - We have a complicated relationship. I invaded him to ‘build democracy’{{Refn|In reality, Pahlavi tried to nationalize British oil companies.|group=Note}}, but I supported your son even though he was more authoritarian than you.
*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - Helped fight you in South Africa but your Polish counterpart helped me in Iraq <s>despite being a former communist</s>. Vaush also seems bearable due to being a restrained trot.
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===Adversaries of the West===
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - This is why we must fight for freedom! <s>MY TRUE FORM! Teach me your ways with your surveillance, censorship, propaganda and wars!</s>
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - I love to exploit leftist infighting (See the Sino-Soviet Split or Tito-Stalin split for example) between socialists of different camps. You make it all too easy for me.
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - Operation Menu and Operation Freedom Deal go brrrr. <s>Hold up, Vietnamese are invading you? Here's my support!</s>
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Awful. Just awful. What can I say about you? You aren't free to the people, you don't have free markets, you're cagey, you just... don't do anything good. You really think that communism can work on a large scale? Didn't work back then and it won't work now, especially not with me around. Good luck, idiot. <s>Thanks for giving me a reason to exist during the Cold War, though. Ah, I remember the good ol' days when the world was our little chessboard. Good times.</s>
*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism]] - '''"WE wIlL BurY yoU"'''? Haha!
*[[File:Brezhnev.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Brezhnevism]] - Even worse than the above. Although, we did have a brief detente in the 1970s.
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You're just a more insane version of [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|him]]. Leave everyone alone and go away, you adorable little failure of an ideology.
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*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - You are f*cking insane! Tearing down all of the Western World? Supporting Communist Dictators? Opposing my rule? Simply disgusting!
*[[File:Insarch.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism]] - FUCK OFF TERRORIST! EAT MY DRONE STRIKE!
*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - Listen here you paranoid commie, I’m NOT gonna invade you.
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - I like nukes too but a nuclear war to establish communism? Not on my watch!
*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - Oxymoron! And you call ME authoritarian. Man commies are a whole new level of stupid. <s> But [[File:ClementAttlee.png]] Attlee was based ngl </s>
*[[File:JapCom.png]] [[Reformist Marxism|Japanese Communism]] - You filthy ungrateful commie! Why don't you like our help?!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - War hawks like me were right about you and the pacifists were naive and stupid about your true nature. That’s why I defeated you. The Nuremberg trials were the best things that ever happened to you. <s>I will only spare you if you become [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|National Capitalists]] (which Barbie and Heusinger did) </s>
*[[File:Isolationist.png]] [[Isolationism]] - '''[https://youtu.be/FTs8qiOMh_o Open the country. Stop having it be closed.]'''
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - Unlike you, I'm not
*[[File:Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - “If there is objection, you are achieving the objectives of Vladimir Putin... You are achieving the objectives of trying to dismember this [[File:Cball-Montenegro.png]] small country, which has already been the subject of an attempted coup.”
*[[File:Orban.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Orbanism]] - You're another NATO member who doesn't obey me. At least Erdogan is somewhat interventionist in call to arms.
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - We coup whoever we want, deal with it! F*ck Chavez and Morales in particular!
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Covered himself in my oil! Brat!
*[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism]] - Why, yes, I did help steal more of your land and
*[[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo]] - F*ck you, socialist dictator! I will sanction and coup you.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Down with Iran, and down with Hezbollah! <s>Please forget about the Iran-Contra scandal.</s>
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*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - An ACTUAL Commie-Fascist!
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Stop calling me a ZOGBot and a Glowie, what the hell does that even mean!?
*[[File:Duterte.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Duterteism]] -
*[[File:Milosevic.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Miloševićism]] - You collapsed Tito's Yugoslavia, I don't even want to talk about what you did to Albanians and Bosnians as well as opposed Kosovo's independence. So yeah, you deserved the bombings.
*[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - Partially because of you, my already tense partnership with China which has lasted since Nixon and Kissinger shook hands with Mao and Zhou half a century ago has come to an end. One day we might go to war over Taiwan and the South China Sea, and the day will be a legendary one, indeed.
*[[File:Pinkie-icon.png]] [[Jingoism|Pinkieism]] and [[File:Vatnik.png]] [[Jingoism|Vatnikism]] - COME AT ME ALREADY, F*CKERS.
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - I mostly hate wokes and I support Saudi Arabia, but why the f*ck shouldn't I hate ISIS, Taliban and Iran? They are terrorists who want to kill America. Also, Stop complaining about Women in my army.
*[[File:Leftpop-0.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - You won't win even in
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - Don't you want global capitalism?
**{{Alias|Libertarian.png|File:Libertarian| I want peaceful global capitalism with no NAP violations.}}
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