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**[[File:SatoruMizushima.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Satoru Mizushima]] (1949-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] {{PBW|Japanball|Japan}}
**[[File:Korona.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Grzegorz Braun]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] {{PBW|Polandball|Poland}}
**[[File:SwedenDem.png]] [[
**[[File:Davies.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism|Philip Davies]] (1972-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] {{PBW|UKball|UK}}
**[[File:Watson.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Paul Joseph Watson]] (1982-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] {{PBW|UKball|UK}}
**[[File:AfS.png]] [[
**[[File:LibertPlcon.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism|Lauren Chen]] (1994-) [[File:Cball-Canada.png]] {{PBW|Canadaball|Canada}}
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*[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Perfect, someone who admires and protects traditional values. Back in my day, society was much saner than it is today.
*[[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]] - Fellow Old Right member! But state influence to protect society is needed, y'know?
*[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism]] - My British grandfather taught me the importance of traditional conservative values. <s>But some of you are too
*[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - Fellow conservative lover of state power harnessed to actively uphold our civilization.
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - '''DOWN WITH THE KINGMAKERS!'''
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*[[File:Gamer.png]] {{PCBA|Gamerism|Gamers}} - They need to play a LOT less. Video games turn their brains into mush! Though the way that the [[File:Fuente.png]] [[Clerical Fascism|Groypers]] troll online is based.
*[[File:McInnes.png]] [[Alt-Lite|McInnesism]] - You're great and support many Paleocons, but I'd like you more if you weren't such a Ziotard.
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - Well, it depends: Pat Buchanan is a great man, but Videla and Barbie are cringe NATO
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Groypers, Fuentes, AIP, Buchanan, and Wallace like you but the rest do not. Also, many of you supported imperialism and you're really bad for PR now, even amongst fellow WASPs.
*[[File:Jacksonian Democracy.png]] [[Jacksonian Democracy]] - I wouldn’t have had anything against you if not for Manifest Destiny. <s>Too late to apologize for the Trail of Tears through</s>
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*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - You may be an extreme paleolibertarian but I won't tolerate those rebellious, degenerate anarchists, including you. <s> Physically removing s***mites is based</s>
*[[File:Shapirocube.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Shapiroism]] - On the one hand, [[File:Fuente.png]] [[Clerical Fascism|Fuentes]] hates you. But on the other hand, John Doyle thinks you've been a net positive on the conservative movement.<ref>https://youtu.be/VrhepP4yYoc?t=4630</ref> (You're still a ziotard)
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - You had such promise, I thought you would be a true paleocon like us. But you bombed Syria and Yemen and were a ziotard, that's why Tucker turned on you. At least you implemented protectionism and removed trans people from the army (I wanted to downsize it anyway). Greene rules but you must stop hanging out with Pompeo, Mosbacher, Pence, and Rubio. <s>Bannon is
*[[File:Progconf.png]] [[Progressive Conservatism]] - Guess what guys, it's RINO hunting seaso- Hold on, you're actually in the Reform Party (you can't be a RINO if you were never in the GOP), and Pat Buchanan worked with Perot. Still, you're not
*[[File:Ancon.png]] [[Anarcho-Conservatism]] - Based conservatism, but with anarchy for some reason? What's that all about?
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] - Good for a liberal. For a conservative, shameful. Burke was a great influence and while Prager himself may be a ziotard warmonger, he lets me appear on his show from time to time. However, Churchill was a disgusting imperialist who helped create Israel (just read Pat's book and you'll see). Australian Liberals also suck.
*[[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism]] and [[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism]] - I agree with both of you on the fact that we must protect the environment. However, I also believe in limited government and therefore can't do very much about it. I still won't forgive that idiot Nixon for trampling on my rights!
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - On one hand, gonna give credit to UKIP for opposing Neocuckservatism and EU, despite being indifferent to sodomites, and Powell is pretty good too. On the other hand, Taiwanese DPP and Sternenko are annoying NATO simps.
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - A more extreme version of conlib, argues with me on free trade vs protectionism. But Gilley and Bolsonaro are terrible.
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - Tucker Carlson is EXTREMELY BASED! Peter Hitchens is also vastly preferable to his annoying libtard brother. But PiS and One-Nation Conservatives are horrible, while Gabbard is a literal weathervane.
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - You're too nationalistic <s>even by my standards</s>. But you're a fan of Tucker too, so I guess you're alright.
*[[File:SSNP.png]] [[Saadehism]] - The SSNP may be imperialist, but they hate NATO and Israel like their Ba'athist friend.
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Well, it depends: ICE is working just fine, the FBI and the NSA need reshuffling, and the CIA needs to be dissolved outright.
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - The only reason you were our enemy was because my idiotic "brother" installed nukes in Turkey. Even though I don't like socialism, I agree we need to shut down my "brother's" Guantanamo Bay torture chamber.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Conservatism is great but why do you want to do that? Also
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Nixon allying with China was a grave mistake that caused the decline of American domestic industry. But at least now you are becoming more conservative and anti-NATO. I wouldn't have taken any action against you anyway (outside of not trading with you and booting your tourists).
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] - Yes, I opposed the Vietnam War, but
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Unlike [[File:Hochi.png]] him, you still hate NATO, support cultural conservatism, and are protectionist, which is good. But I still don't support socialism and you are against Christianity (I won't take action against you anyway). <s>And he's too isolationist even for me</s>
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] and [[FIle:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Again, I am not a fan of socialism and some of you are degenerate, but some of you, such as Evo and Correa, are conservative, and we both agree America should not be imperialist.
*[[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]], [[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] and [[File:Bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - And again, I am not pro-socialist, but it's good to see you oppose Zionism.
*[[File:Christsoc.png]] [[Christian Socialism]] - Socialism is incompatible with REAL Christianity. But at least the Sandinista are anti-NATO.
*[[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism]] - BRING BACK OUR FACTORIES! Then I'm gonna like you once again.
*[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy]] - [[File:Fuente.png]] Nick and [[File:Buchanan.png]] Pat like you but I prefer Protestantism over you, not to mention you created [[File:Crusadism.png]] proto-neocon and [[File:Cball-King-Jerusalem.png]] proto-Israel. <s>Though I also admire [[File:TradCath.png]] Traditionalist Catholicism.</s>
*[[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]] and [[File:Theodemocracy.png]] [[Theodemocracy]] - I like your attitude toward [[File:Les.png]] [[File:Gay.png]] [[File:Bix.png]] [[File:Trans.png]] [[File:Enby.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|these guys]], but I prefer Protestantism & Traditionalist Catholicism. <s>Red Eagle Politics is based though. And Romney is terrible.</s>
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] - While Putin may be imperialist, I like how he triggers them libs and sodomites. The only reason you're our enemy is that Obuma and Sleepy Joe armed The Neo-Nazis in Ukraine. Many of my followers such as Ron Paul, Taylor Greene, Nick Fuentes, and Tucker Carlson often defend his good actions from neocucks and neolibtards.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - Even more aggressively expansionist than [[File:Putin.png]] him, but even more triggering for [[File:Libtard.png]][[File:Progtard.png]] those punks [[File:Gay.png]][[File:Anqueer.png]]. Besides, Jones kinda likes you...
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*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - This is the future that [[File:NeoLibtard.png]] neolibtards and [[File:Cult(((Marx)).png]] Cultural Marxists want!
*[[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - RINO trash!
*[[File:Rockrep.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism]] - You paved the way for those RINOs and you're not even a conservative! <s>At least during Ike there was peace also he was skeptical of the
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - There's no such thing as a traditionalist f*g. Stop normalizing your sodomy propaganda to our children, you're not a real conservative, you are a RINO!
*[[File:NatProg-0.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - [[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[File:Progconf.png]] [[File:Rockrep.png]] [[File:LogCabin.png]] These RINOs exist, thanks to you, imperialist cuck! <s>I do agree that we need to be sympathetic to the environment, though the government should stay out of it.</s>
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Exactly what do you conserve? You're just a globalist who wants to
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Neocon unmasked. I may have no love for Stalin, but you were worse and deserved the icepick.
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - Same as above but even worse.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - We don’t need an American empire. Be happy with what we have already. <s>But I won't take action AGAINST imperialism (see: my stance on Putin), since that would make me no better. And I don't want to revert previous conquests.</s>
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Expansionist nutjob, but I think that a war against you was unncecessary. Instead of being vanquished in the battlefield, your regime would've collapsed under the weight of its own economic ineptitude in a few years anyway. If only the British were more pragmatic and the Soviets less provocative... Besides, you basically were the reason [[File:Zio.png]] he got his state and messed up the Middle East. <s>But I'm not really sure about the Holocaust, not that I care.</s>
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - Defund the
*[[File:Fut2.png]] [[Futurism]] - Modernist art at its worst, why do you hate everything good??
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] - Kitchen is where you belong, female. Also, women shouldn't say bad words; RT if you agree.
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*[[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]] - "Thank conservatism for women's rights"? WTF I'm a liberal now!
*[[File:Cyberfem.png]] [[CyberFeminism]] - You are supposed to cook, not go online! The internet is rotting your brain, turning it into mush!
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*[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]] - Says that Christian paternalism and protectionism aren't something a small government does. Pssh, what does he know? At least he hates imperialism too.
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Screw you, the state is awesome!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Stop making us waste tax dollars you tiny hat haver!!! <s>Also Google: "Dancing Israelis".</s>
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - Imperialist free-trader Ziotard. <s>Nice cultural policies.</s>
*[[fIle:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - Welfare Chauvinism without anything good.
*[[File:Cball-UN.png]] [[World Federalism|The UN]] - '''I HATE THE ANTICHRIST ! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I WILL NEVER DRINK THE CORN SYRUP!!!'''
*[[File:Falgsc.png]] [[Fully Automated Gay Space Communism]] - ...are you not just the UN again? Anyways, bugger off, '''NOW!'''
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*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism]] - '''I'M NOT DRINKING YOUR CORN SYRUP!!!''' Anyway, the only reason you are an enemy of America is that Kennedy libtard placed nukes in Turkey.
*[[File:Annil.png]] [[Anarcho-Nihilism]] - Oh my lord! How DARE you insult my god! You're gonna burn in hell!
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] and [[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - GO AWAY FAR LEFT COMMIES!!! <s>At least DSA is anti-imperialist.</s>
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Probably the single worst ideology - a proto-SJW Marxist who allied with that Nixon moron.
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