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**My [[File:Cfash.png]] theocratic fascist dad making me go to church every Sunday. '''I DON'T CARE ABOUT GOING TO CHURCH OR CONSUMING THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! I JUST WANT TO STAY HOME AND HAVE FUN AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAS MEANING!'''
**That [[File:Cathfash.png]] Catholic Fascist (again my dad) for making me pray to the V*RGIN Mary (a w*man🤮) every night. '''I WILL NOT PRAY TO A V*RGIN, DAD. I’M A PROUD CHAD MALE ODINIST! I LISTEN TO [[File:Odal.png]] [[Odalism|VARG VIKERNES]] EVERY DAY AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT V*RGINS.'''
**The [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. '''NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE [REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!'''
**The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''
** The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
** The 3rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution preventing my private army from invading my [[File:Terrorist.png]] terrorist neighbor's house after he threw a bunch of Pop-Its in my yard. '''COME ON AMERICA, LET MY ARMY OCCUPY A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND HOLD THIS TERRORIST HOSTAGE!
** The 4th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me break into people’s homes and <s>steal</s> search through their belongings. '''WHAT IF THEY ARE A BAD GUY [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST? PROPERTY RIGHTS DON’T MATTER IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOMB A HOSPITAL '''<s>(which is definitely not a baseless accusation I’m throwing around just so that I can steal my neighbor’s PS5)</s>
** The 5th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me arrest a guy for a crime that he was already tried and acquitted for. '''FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT!! YOU WON’T STOP ME FROM CATCHING THIS GUY FOR BEING A <s> N[redacted]</s> CRIMINAL'''
** The 6th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me hand pick juries in order to make them more reliable <s>(because, as we all know, aryan juries are more trustworthy than half white, half n[redacted] ones)</s>
** The 7th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not giving me the right to trial by combat. '''YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY $21 THROUGH A JURY! YOU WILL ONLY TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!'''
** The 8th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me disembowel someone because he committed a crime <s>definitely not because he’s
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