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**That [[File:Cathfash.png]] Catholic Fascist (again my dad) for making me pray to the V*RGIN Mary (a w*man🤮) every night. '''I WILL NOT PRAY TO A V*RGIN, DAD. I’M A PROUD CHAD MALE ODINIST! I LISTEN TO [[File:Odal.png]] [[Odalism|VARG VIKERNES]] EVERY DAY AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT V*RGINS.'''
**The [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. '''NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE [REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!'''
**The flight attendants telling me to stop screaming '''ALLAHU AKBAR!!!''' on the plane.
**The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''
** The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
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