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**That [[File:Cathfash.png]] Catholic Fascist (again my dad) for making me pray to the V*RGIN Mary (a w*man🤮) every night. '''I WILL NOT PRAY TO A V*RGIN, DAD. I’M A PROUD CHAD SIGMA MALE ODINIST! I LISTEN TO [[File:Odal.png]] [[Odalism|VARG VIKERNES]] EVERY DAY AND DfON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT V*RGINS.'''
**The Sun for being too goddamn hot and blinding me after I spent 12 hours playing DOTA in my basement. Fuck the Sun! We don't even need it! Who cares if plants can't do photosynthesis?! Those fuckers should get off their lazy asses and start eating meat, like the Venus fly trap!
**My Xiist uncle for not letting me hammer his $1,200 Huawei P60. I AM DOING YOU A FAVOR, YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITHEAD! THE CHINESE COMMIES ARE SPYING ON YOU!!! Or were you their agent all along and spying on me through your phone calls and WhatsApp messages?
**That [[File:McCarthy.png]] McCarthyist, [[File:ChiangKaiShek2.png]] Chiangist, Greg Gianforte for banning TikTok in Montana. JUST LET THE PROLETARIAT ENJOY VIDEOS OF ZERO TWO DANCING, THIS IS LITERALLY RED SCARE!
**The [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. '''NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE [[File:KKKf.png]] KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE [REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!'''
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