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{{ScrollBox|Rule of the Least Abled <br> Idiocracy <br>
Glue Eaterism <br> Rule of the Babies <br> Ohio Sigma Rizz <br> [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] Rule of the Stupid <br> Incompetencism <br> Literally Mad World <br>[[file:retardball.png]] Retardocracy <br>[[File:Schizocracy.png]] Schizocracy<br>[[File:Autism.png]] Autism <br> Rule of the Worst <br> [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-Nerd Aktion <br> Smooth Brainism<br>[[File:Theghostofinky-sprite.png]][[File:Monkeysszz-sprite.png]][[File:Airisu.png]][[File:Ktech-icon.png]] Moderatorism [[File:Atzyn-sprite.png]][[File:DenMod.png]][[File:SchzoAccel.png]][[File:Vizdun.png]]<br>[[File:FlatEarther.png]] Flat Eartherism <br> [[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Pseudoscience <br> Guanajerismo <br>Literally Idiotic<br>🦬 Buffaloism (in [[File:Thailand.png]]Thailand)<br>🥣 Mangkuk (In [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Malaysia <br> Idiotism <br> r/okbuddyretardism<br>[[File:PCM.png]] r/Politicalcompassmemesism <br><s>People that i don't like-ism</s> <br> Twój stary pijany<br>
Moronocracy <br> Bimbominkia (In [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Italy) <br>
[[File:Lysenko.png]] Lysenkoism<br>
Brainletism<br>
Skibidi Toiletism<br>
[[File:BandKid.png]] Band Kid <br> Stoopidhed <br>Wiggumism<br>
Patrickism<br> Valac Clarism<br>Clara Cirnoism<br>Thought Flandre Scarletism<br> <s>{{PCBA|Childhoodism}}</s>Cirnoism <br>
<s>{{PCBA|Childhoodism}}</s> <br>
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{{Alias|Ultranat.png|Ultranationalism|[[File:Internation.png]] [[Internationalism|LITERALLY INTERNATIONALISM!]]}}<br>
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[[File:Nonquadrant.png|link=:Category:Non-Quadrant]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|{{Color|#FFFFFF|'''Non-Quadrant'''}}]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
'''Variants''' {{Collapse|
[[File:Authleft.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Left]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''AuthLeft'''}}]] ([[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Macias Nguema Thought, [[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Jablonow-skismJabłonowskism, [[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Razzism)<br>
[[File:Authright.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Right]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|{{Color|#92D9F8|'''AuthRight'''}}]] ([[File:JBuchanan.png]] Buchananism, [[File:Wallex.png]] Wallexism, [[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] Hristozism)<br>
[[File:Leftunity.png|link=:Category:Left Unity]] [[:Category:Left Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Leftist'''}} {{Color|#C9E5BD|'''Unity'''}}]] ([[File:Dilma.png]] Dilmismo)<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png|link=:Category:Libertarian Right]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|{{Color|#F5F5A9|'''LibRight'''}}]] ([[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Yiannopoulism, [[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Stonogism) <br>
{{Info|Right Unity|RightUnity}} ([[File:GuntherFehlinger.png]] Fehlinger Doctrine)
}}
|influences =
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Drinking Bleach<br>
Youtube kids <br>
LankyBox <br>
Dream <br>
Big Chungus <br>
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<s>Anything I like</s>
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|song= '''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3202EhSRkY? Fools village Theme]'''<ref>Main music, recommended to listening it while reading this page</ref> <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] <br>
[https://youtu.be/UnHDO9Qw2B0 Giga Pudding] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded] <br>
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*[[File:George.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|George Galloway]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[Scientocracy|Andrew Wakefield]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:OneNatFem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Theresa May]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Boris Johnson]] (1964-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Neocuckservative.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Michael Gove]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref> [https://www.ft.com/content/3be49734-29cb-11e6-83e4-abc22d5d108c ''"Britain has had enough of experts, says Gove"''], The Financial Times. 3 June 2016.</ref>
*[[File:Scomo.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Scott Morrison]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Vegemite
*[[File:Truss.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Liz Truss]] (1975-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Suella.png]] [[NeoconservatismNational Conservatism|Suella Braverman]] (1980-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref> [https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/oct/18/suella-braverman-blames-guardian-reading-tofu-eating-wokerati-for-disruptive-protests-video ''"Suella Braverman blames ‘‘Guardian Tofu-eating Wokerati’’ for the disruptive protests video"''], The Guardian. 18 October 2022.</ref>
*[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Milo Yiannopoulos]] (1984-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Tate.png]] [[Manosphere|Andrew Tate]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense/[[File:Cball-Romania.png]] Von count
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*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Charlie Kirk]] (1993-)
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|Emma Vigeland]] (1994-)
*[[File:Vaush.png]] [[LiberalLibertarian Socialism|Ian "Vaush" Kochinski]] (1994-)
*[[File:Fuente.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Nick Fuentes]] (1998-)
*[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Jackson Hinkle]] (?1999-)
*[[File:USA PSL.png]] [[Dengism|Danny Haiphong]] (?-)
*[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Jackson Hinkle]] (?-)
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[[File:PanAmer-Dunce.png]] '''Canapas''' {{Collapse|
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*[[File:Kogos.png]] [[Anarcho-Monarchism|Paulo Kogos]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:Antifoid.png]] [[Anti-Fascism|Paulo Galo]] (1989-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:Monark.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Bruno Monteiro Aiub "Monark"]] (1990-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:Wallex.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism|Wallex]] [[National Bolshevism|Guimarães]] (?-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
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*[[File:Bud.png]] [[Buddhist Theocracy|Gonchigjalzangiin Badamdorj]] (1850-1921) [[File:Cball-Mongolia.png]] Throat Singing
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Pol Pot]] (1925-1998) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nuon Chea]] (1926 - 2019) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[National Conservatism|Yoshirō Mori]] (1937-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Anime
*[[File:Niyazov.png]] [[Isolationism|Saparmurat]] [[Totalitarianism|Niyazov]] (1940-2006) [[File:Cball-Turkmenistan.png]] Who?
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*[[File:Bhl2.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Mordecai]]
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|HEW]]
*[[File:TemujinLeeIcon.png.png]] [[Insurrectionary AnarchismAnarcho-Transhumanism|Temujin]] [[Soulism|Lee]] (Self-mocked)
*[[File:FrenchgamerMessard.png]] [[French Fascism|Messard]]
*[[File:EWBR2006-dunce.png]] [[Social Liberalism|UndertaleGamer1000]] (self-mocked)
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Leninisbased556]]
*[[File:soccapRojtleft.png]] [[SocialLibertarian CapitalismSocialism|RayeliminutoRojtavs]] (Self-Mocked)
*[[File:Francosoccap.png]] [[FrancoismSocial Capitalism|FascisticGuy48Rayeliminuto]]}}
And last, but not least, [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOU''']<br>
<s>and everyone I hate</s>
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====[[File:Zelensky.png]] Volodymyr Zelensky====
Volodymyr Zelensky was accused of being kakistocratic, since he had no political experience before being elected as president. HeOn wasthe alsodiplomatic accusedside, ofin beingtalks awith drugJoe addict,Biden afterover showingweapons supposedshipments, symptomshe ofmanaged cocaineto addiction.make AnotherBiden reasonlose forhis thetemper accusationwhen isasking thefor recentmore counter-offensive,resources. whichHis despiteappointed massivediplomat fundingactively andinsulted supplyChina ofand high-gradeIndia weaponsas madehaving almost"Low nointellectual gainspotential" inwhen exchangeasking for severemilitary casualtiesaid, andfumbling the lossdiplomatic ofeffort almostcompletely. allOther ''Leopard-1cabinet &actions 2'' tanks, ''Bradley's'' andinclude the UKstraining ''Challenger''of 2relations tanks.with ThePoland, offensiveone hasof reachedthe suchchief asupporters point thatof Ukraine hasin resorted to using human-wave-esque tactics against russian positions at a massive loss for very littlethe gainconflict.
 
On the diplomatic side, in talks with Joe Biden over weapons shipments, he managed to make Biden lose his temper when asking for more resources. His appointed diplomat actively insulted China and India as having "Low intellectual potential" when asking for military aid, fumbling the diplomatic effort completely. Other cabinet actions include the straining of relations with Poland, one of the chief supporters of Ukraine in the conflict.
 
====[[File:YuriiKhmel.png]] Yurii Khmelnytskyy <s>(Dad plz be proud of me)</s>====
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====[[File:Kyva.png]] Illya Kyva <s>(yA MaLeNkI gVynTik)</s>====
Ilya Kiva was a famous Ukrainian traitor during Russia's invasion of Ukraine. He served as a member of the Verkhovna Rada from 2019 to 2022. He defected to Moscow via Spain. During the Russian invasion of Ukraine, he gave Vatniks hope as a "Member of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine" But his news is basically bullshit. On December 6, 2023, he was assassinated.
WIP
 
 
When he first became involved in political activities, Kiva was a staunch anti-Russian and pro-EU faction. He was once a member of the Ukrainian far-right organization "Right Zone" and had stated that he would use force to "Ukrainize" Donbass and execute all homosexuals But he turned pro-Russian in 2019. He also said that President Yanukovych should use the military to suppress the 2014 European Maidan. On October 2, 2019 and June 2022, he was twice caught masturbating in the Verkhovna Rada.
 
 
He accused Zelensky of taking drugs, but in fact he admitted to taking drugs in his early years.<ref>https://www.rt.com/news/334078-ukraine-drug-chief-show/</ref>
 
===[[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] Ur going to Brazil===
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====[[File:Duda.png]] Andrzej Duda <s>(muSisZ byĆ TWardY</s>)====
Andrzej Duda is the 5th president of Poland, known for general incompetence like lack of knowledge of English, signing any bill his party orders him to sign, calling Poland "Polin" on Hanukkah, telling the survivors of The Volyn Massacre to "Watch words" on the anniversary of the event, saying such phrases as "When you're a President you gotta be tough" (despite only being a rubberstamp for the party), not understanding the idea of a presidential pardon and releasing a cryptic, out of touch rap music video as a part of Hot16Challenge campaign meant to raise funds for the medical personnel during the COVID pandemic.
 
====[[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Zbigniew Stonoga <s>(Nje wartło biło kurła)</s>====
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===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish oi bruv its chewsday innit ===
====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(No tOtAlY rEdY)</s>====
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.
 
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*[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism|Knight snek]] - i wike sneks and knights.
*[[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistaw One Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy.. <s>wiat were u taiking mi??? "roum 101?"</s>
*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism|Wrong tawk cowboy]] - hehe, he tawk wrong too. YEEHAW!
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bath guy]]- yay wets tak a bath :D
*[[File:Legion.png]] [[Legionarism|Tic Tac Tow guy]] - i wike Tic Tac Tow.
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*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism|Wed Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
*[[File:World_Federalism2.png]] [[World Federalism|Kown Sywup Guy]] - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
*[[File:Mat-0.png]] [[Matriarchy|Ur mommomma]] - Doin' Your Mom, Doin' Doin' Your Mom.
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy|Daddy]] - Daddy dont go, I dont wike being fatherwess :(.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism|Gae]] - Y r u GAE?
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*[[File:Lev_Davidovich_Bronstein.png]] [[Trotskyism|KFC guy]] - I wuv KFC!!
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|Hide and Seek guy]] - Wets pway hide and seek!!
* [[File:LibmsHind.png]] [[LibertarianHindu SocialismTheocracy|Wiberte MyushualCow guy]] - Ii wike urcows adztoo! wiff<s>wayt... day emyu,did deyu arcaww funi.me a "shoodwa"?</s>
* [[File:HindHindutva.png]] [[Hindu TheocracyHindutva|CowFuni cow guy]] - ihe wiketawks cowsfuni, too!and <s>wayt...so ysowwy didiz ua cawwfunni meyoutoob a "shoodwa"?</s>chanel.
* [[File:HindutvaTetra.png]] [[HindutvaTetrarchy|Funi cowTetris guy]] - heI tawksWOVE funi, and so sowwy iz a funni youtoob chanel.TETRWIS
* [[File:TetraAnNatur.png]] [[TetrarchyAnarcho-Naturism|TetrisNAKED guy]] - WOHOO!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO WER CLOPHES!!!! I WOVEWOOK TETRWISFUNNEY!!!!
* [[File:AnNaturEnvi.png]] [[Anarcho-NaturismEnvironmentalism|NAKEDWeaf guy]] - WOHOO!!!!! I DONTwuv HAVEjumping TOin WERweafs CLOPHES!!!! Iduwing WOOKda FUNNEY!!!faww!
* [[File:EnviEccon.png]] [[EnvironmentalismEco-Conservatism|WeafBwue weaf guy]] - I wuv jumping inwike weafs duwingand da faww!calah bwue.
* [[File:EcconEcosoc.png]] [[Eco-ConservatismSocialism|BwueWed weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah bwuewed.
* [[File:EcosocCball-Ohio.png]] [[EcoAnti-SocialismRealism|WedDat weaffuneeh guymuwican state]] - Ionly wikein weafsohio and da calah wed.💀💀💀
*[[File:Cball-Ohio.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Dat funeeh muwican state]] - only in ohio 💀💀💀
*[[File:SPR.png]] [[Satirism#South Park Republicanism|Blud, deaf poo-poo guy]] - I wove sowth pawk! It sow funney! "Thwey kiwed Keny! Ywo bastawds!"
*[[File:Integralismf.png]] [[Brazilian Integralism|SIGMA MALE]] - im a sigma male too! sugma bawws lol xddd!!!
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*[[File:SL.png]] [[Silver Legionism|American nerd]] - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
*[[File:Perkonkrusts.png]] [[Pērkonkrusts|Latvian nerd]] - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
*[[File:Vpered.png]] [[Vperedism|Russian nerd]] - boring Wussian person who hates [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|fawmer guy]].
*[[File:Steinval.png]] [[Steiner-Vallentyne School|Puerto Rican nerd]] - poopy Pwewto Wican whos wants to send me to skool. i don wanna go to SCOOW.
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|Scawy muney guy]] - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe, and making muney. i dont wike him.
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*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Guy]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File:SecSat.png]] [[Secular Satanism|Kinda scawy guy]] - ur not as scawy as the other guy but ur a NERD
*[[File:VHMent.png]] [[Voluntary Human ExtinctionAntinatalism|PEOPWE HATER]] - CWINGE
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Toy shawer]] - i dont womt to shawe my towys!
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VtzsBWUJt0 screaming and farting compilation]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceHIT9vaF8 Better Call goofy ahh Saul phonk remix]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tav8EISUhYk Cursed Woody Sings A Song Calm Down Woody… (‘Shut Up Buzz’ Scary Toy Story Halloween Horror Parody)] by [https://www.youtube.com/@AaronFraserNash Aaron Fraser-Nash]
 
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