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*[[file:Syncretic2.png]] [[List of Ideologies|Any political ideology]] (especially [[File:ML.png]] [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|ex]][[National Capitalism|tr]][[Anarcho-Communism|emi]][[Anarcho-Capitalism|sts]]) - I'm not brave enough for politics.
*[[File:Female-template.png]] [[Maternalism|My wife]] - God I hate her so much.
*[[File:Antcent.png]] [[Anti-Centrism|My hater]] - Why do you hate me? The only thing I do is grill steaks.
**{{Alias|Antcent.png|File:Antcent.png|Exactly.}}
*[[File:Antcomp.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Anomaly]] - And I thought [[File:Antcent.png]] he was crazy...
*[[File:Radcent.png]] [[Radical Centrism|Quasi-Centrist]] - Centrist, but extremely political. No, I don't care about politics at all. Just leave me alone and stop nagging me to participate in political discourses.
*[[File:Raddem.png]] [[Radical Democracy|Annoying GOTVer]] - For the last time, I'm NOT VOTING! GOTV? More like GTFO!
*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - You seem to report of nothing but [[File:Racenat.png]] racism, [[File:Illeg.png]] shootings, [[File:Soc-h.png]] socialism and [[File:KKK.png]] KKK nowadays! That's why I watch comedy shows instead of news right now.
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*[[File:AltR.png]] [[Alt-Right|That Edgy Teen]] - Another racist who calls us "normies". He needs to get off 4chan (whatever that is) and become a normal person like me. He has become very hateful, because of politics. Moreover, he made death threats against us, and therefore we must call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|police]].
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Another edgy teen]] - Another extremist who makes death threats against me and I may need to call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|police]] if necessary. I am against being politically involved. I would rather just enjoy living my life.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism|Bugman]] - Oh come on! I just wanna grill for god's sake!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Pork-hating terrorist]] - *holds his phone* Hello [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|911]]? A terrorist is about to kill me because I was cooking pork!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism|Escapist junkie]] - Quit those drugs, forget about fantasy esoteric and sci-fi transhumanist nonsense, be more realistic, and please go outside and touch some grass.
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*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Pork-hating cube]] & [[File:Hamas.png]] [[Jihadism|Another pork-hating terrorist]] - ...AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT YOU TWO AS WELL!! BECAUSE OF YOUR WAR CRIMES, I CAN'T EVEN GRILL IN PEACE WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF IGNORING THE LIVES OF MILLIONS SOMEWHERE IN MENA AND PEOPLE WILL KEEP SHOUTING "THE END IS GETTING CLOSER" 24/7!! And the worst of all, both hate when I grill pork. <s>Enough about anxiety and stress, I'll keep grilling like nothing happened, like I said before.</s>
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|That strange not working guy]] - That guy sometimes goes missing at night and then returns with a lot of money. I will call [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|the police]], if he does anything dangerous.
*[[File:Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism|Awful neighbor girl]] - Your conflicts with guy above force me to call [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|the police]], and so does your obscene behaviour!
*[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Crazy kid]] and [[Right-Wing Populism|Crazy uncle]] [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] - STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHICH CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE THE RIGHT ONES AND RUINING THANKSGIVING!
**{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Must be an FBI agent to distract the masses from political activism with your consumerism to conform to your corporate agenda.}}
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