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(Non-partisanism can still be political. Partiless politicians can be ideological.)
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*[[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Centrists|Centrists]] - Listen here kids, you make a lot of sense, but I don't want to hear any more of your politics!
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|Online wife-hater]] - I like it when you discuss relationships, women, personal experiences, and self-improvement but please stop speaking about politics and I don't care if some of them benefit masculinity. [https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1785245057483760091 And stop calling me a worm for enjoying grilling].
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism|Ambitiouts chess- addict]] - You don't care about ideologies but still want to gain political power for selfish reasons, despite all the woes and risks involved.
*[[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism|Rich pharmacist]] - Extremist, but you, just like above, understand, that politics is a circus, and want to get rid of it (to replace it with some strange system). At least you will leave me alone unlike other political morons. Also you conflict with [[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism|him]] too much.
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism|Sketchy seller]] - You are disillusioned with voting and political parties just as much as I am, but you are still too political, radical even. <s>And I think I am a bit too old for all that counter-economics stuff, too.</s>
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*[[File:Antcent.png]] [[Anti-Centrism|My hater]] - Why do you hate me? The only thing I do is grill steaks.
**{{Alias|Antcent.png|File:Antcent.png|Exactly.}}
*[[File:Antcomp.png]] [[Anti-Realism|AnomalyAnomalous hater]] - And I thought [[File:Antcent.png]] he was crazy...
*[[File:Radcent.png]] [[Radical Centrism]] - Centrist, but extremely political. No, I don't care about politics at all. Just leave me alone and stop nagging me to participate in political discourses.
*[[File:Raddem.png]] [[Radical Democracy|Annoying GOTVer]] - For the last time, I'm NOT VOTING! GOTV? More like GTFO!
*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - You seem to report of nothing but [[File:Racenat.png]] racism, [[File:Illeg.png]] shootings, [[File:Soc-h.png]] socialism and [[File:KKK.png]] KKK nowadays! That's why I watch comedy shows or movies (unless they are political) instead of news right now.
*[[File:Racenat.png]] [[Racial Nationalism]], [[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] & [[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Racism and KKK.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - No thanks. I just wanna grill, man.
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*[[File:AltR.png]] [[Alt-Right|That Edgy Teen]] - Another racist who calls us "normies". He needs to get off 4chan (whatever that is) and become a normal person like me. He has become very hateful, because of politics. Moreover, he made death threats against us, and therefore we must call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|police]].
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Another edgy teen]] - Another extremist who makes death threats against me and I may need to call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|police]] if necessary. I am against being politically involved. I would rather just enjoy living my life.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism|BugPoliticial bug additct]] - Oh come on! I just wanna grill meat for god's sake! Bugs (including bug-based meat substitutes) are not tasty!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Pork-hating terrorist]] - *holds his phone* Hello [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|911]]? A terrorist is about to kill me because I was cooking pork!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism|Escapist junkie]] - Quit those drugs, forget about fantasy esoteric and sci-fi transhumanist nonsense, be more realistic, and please go outside and touch some grass.
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Indiana Jones Nazi]] - Are you that nutcase that made me stop watching the History Channel at night?
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*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Fox News addict]] - I hate when that twit keeps bragging about the junk they said in Fox and how bad the current system is (as if I care)!
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Ushanka grandpa]] - CORRUPTION IN RUSSIA?!?! WARS IN SYRIA?!?! INVASION OF UKRAINE?!?! HOW COULD SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY?! <s>I'll still keep grilling like nothing happened.</s>
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Pork-hating cube]] & [[File:Hamas.png]] [[Jihadism|Another porkPork-hating terrorist]] - ...AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT YOU TWO AS WELL!! BECAUSE OF YOUR WAR CRIMES, I CAN'T EVEN GRILL IN PEACE WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF IGNORING THE LIVES OF MILLIONS SOMEWHERE IN MENA AND PEOPLE WILL KEEP SHOUTING "THE END IS GETTING CLOSER" 24/7!! And the worst of all, both hate when I grill pork. <s>Enough about anxiety and stress, I'll keep grilling like nothing happened, like I said before.</s>
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva|Beef-hating extremist]] - An annoying fanatic that wanted to force their beliefs on me and worst of all, hates when I grill beef.
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Pork-hating cube]] & [[File:Hamas.png]] [[Jihadism|Another pork-hating terrorist]] - ...AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT YOU TWO AS WELL!! BECAUSE OF YOUR WAR CRIMES, I CAN'T EVEN GRILL IN PEACE WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF IGNORING THE LIVES OF MILLIONS SOMEWHERE IN MENA AND PEOPLE WILL KEEP SHOUTING "THE END IS GETTING CLOSER" 24/7!! And the worst of all, both hate when I grill pork. <s>Enough about anxiety and stress, I'll keep grilling like nothing happened, like I said before.</s>
*[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Crazy kid]] and [[Right-Wing Populism|Crazy uncle]] [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] - STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHICH CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE THE RIGHT ONES AND RUINING THANKSGIVING!
**{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Must be an FBI agent to distract the masses from political activism with your consumerism to conform to your corporate agenda.}}
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