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*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] - Similar to the above and my friend of the east. <s>Ignore the fact that Israel was one of the first non-Communist countries to recognize the PRC over the ROC.</s>
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - Finally a Queer that likes me and understands that Muslims throw Homosexuals off rooftops. <s> We can put the fact that same sex marriage is illegal in Israel aside for now. </s>
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Most of you aresupport pro-Zionistme, but some of you aredon't Anti-Zionistand orare evendownright Anti-Semitic.
*[[File:Anrad.png]] [[Anti-Radicalism]] and [[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism]] - We agree that the Radical Right and the Radical Left are more Anti-Semitic than the Center.
*[[File:Georgist.png]] [[Georgism]] - Herzl supported you. Tax the holy land, remove Arab rent-seekers!
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*[[File:Illum.png]] <s> [[Illuminatism]] - Nobody knows this, but we control the world together!</s>
*[[File:Zoroastrian Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - When Persia was good before [[File:Shia.png]] that towelhead ruined everything.
*[[File:Theodemocracy.png]] [[Theodemocracy]] - Israel is very important to Mormons, Butbut whatcan isyou thisstop aboutcalling Jews being connected tous Lamanites?
 
===טירוף (Frenemies)===
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*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Thank you for keeping my people safe during WWII! <s>Wait you want to join the Elders of Zion?</s> But you allying with [[File:Nazi.png]] HIM is unforgivable.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - You may despise NATO but Avigdor Eskin supports both of us and Moshe Feiglin also wants to break with the US.
*[[File:Muslim_2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You reject our peace treaties, attack us first, and then play victim when we defend ourselves! Israel exists, deal with it! Most of you are all terrorists that want to commit anudda Holocaust!! (No but seriously please stop shooting rockets at us, also please stop doing the whole terrorism thing.) AtSome leastMuslim somecountries ofsuch youas Jordan and Morocco are good likefor Jordanwilling andto Moroccomake peace.
*[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - Why do most of you hate me? I am one of the most democratic countries in the Middle East <s>After all, my people voted to kill muslims</s>. Some of you like Lebanon and Pakistan even simp for [[File:Jihad.png]] this scumbag. At least you are more democratic than the above, and some of you are good like Albania and Kosovo.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Barack Obama may have condemned my settlements in the West Bank but I will be forever thankful for him providing me the Iron Dome and historic billion-dollar arms deals.
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