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===טירוף (Frenemies)===

*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - One of the few based commies. China and Israel are quite good trade partners and I appreciate his general apathy towards regional conflicts. However, your followers in the west are really annoying. <s>But you are a hypocrite for calling me out for my genocide against Palestinians when you commit genocide against Uyghurs.</s>

*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] - He may pretend to oppose me for "anti-imperialist" reasons in recent years through Russia Today and Grayzone's propaganda <s>(despite the fact You did the same thing to the Ukrainians that I did to Lebanon)</s>, but we have quite good relations in practice and I need to maintain good relations with Russia to keep bombing Syria. Still, you were way more based in the past.

*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Thank you for keeping my people safe during WWII! <s>Wait you want to join the Elders of Zion?</s> But you allying with [[File:Nazi.png]] HIM is unforgivable.

*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - You may despise NATO but Avigdor Eskin supports both of us and Moshe Feiglin also wants to break with the US.

*[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - Why do most of you hate me? I am one of the most democratic countries in the Middle East <s>After all, my people voted to kill muslims</s>. Some of you like Lebanon and Pakistan even simp for [[File:Jihad.png]] this scumbag. At least you are more democratic than the above, and some of you are good like Albania and Kosovo.

*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Barack Obama may have condemned my settlements in the West Bank but I will be forever thankful for him providing me the Iron Dome and historic billion-dollar arms deals.