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    dmata, I swear the entire page is supposed to be a joke.
    Now I get it. The joke is that the page looks like it's written by Kakistocracy.
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    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded]|founder=Big Chungus, 69 B.U.M. (Before Ur Mum)}}'''Kakistocracy''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.
    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded]|founder=Big Chungus, 69 B.U.M. (Before Ur Mum)}}'''Kakistocracy''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.


    Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]] / [[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]!
    Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]] / [[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.


    Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals. He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.
    Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.


    Currently being practiced in every country. Even ''your'' country.
    <nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''

    Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically ''your'' country.


    == Hiztury ==
    == Hiztury ==
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    == Perzunalitey ==
    == Perzunalitey ==
    Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).
    Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

    <nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''


    His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.
    His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.
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    *[[File: Dem.png]] [[Democracy|Peopwe wiker]] - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
    *[[File: Dem.png]] [[Democracy|Peopwe wiker]] - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
    *[[File: Honk.png]] [[Satirism|funny guy]] - i wike funni stuff
    *[[File:Falgsc.png]] [[FALGSC|Wainbow woket guy]] - i wike wainbows and wokets
    *[[File:Falgsc.png]] [[FALGSC|Wainbow woket guy]] - i wike wainbows and wokets
    *[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Shawing guy]] - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
    *[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Shawing guy]] - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
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    *[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistwa one Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
    *[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistwa one Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
    *[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bathism]]- Yes lets tak a bawth
    *[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bathism]]- Yes lets tak a bawth
    *[[File: Feud.png|link=https://polcompball.fandom.com/wiki/File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?
    *[[File:Feud.png] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?


    ===CRWINJUH===
    ===CRWINJUH===
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