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*[[File:Goulash.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|匈牙利共产主义]] - Not Machiavellian enough, but abandoning the Stalinist dogma, creating a market economy that lead to rapid growth <s>and killing
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|全球主义]] - Jiang Zemin and Hu Jintao asserted China’s standing on the world stage by engaging in free trade and building infrastructure in developing countries. But Xi Jinping has gone kinda isolationist recently due to the Covid-19 pandemic, some say even Nazbol.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism|社会主义]] - I like saying I’m you but I will never return to a planned economy. <s>(Oh and ignore that I have the nation with the second-highest amount of income inequality in the whole world)</s>
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*[[file:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy|穆斯林神权政治]] - As long as we keep our economic relationship and shut up about Xinjiang, we'll be friends. Also I recognize Palestine but won't support them.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|无政府资本主义]] - You may be anti-state and want to challenge my socialist rule. But as long as you respect my laws you are tolerable. Also thanks for the child-labor. Child labor in sweat shops to mass-produce cheap products '''TRULY''' are ideal for making a prosperous market!
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism|三民主义]] - '''I WILL RECLAIM YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT,''' '''EVEN YOUR FOUNDING FATHER AGREED WITH ME.''' <small><sub><big>But thanks for your support against [[File:PanGreenTW.png]] Taiwanese independence tho. NEVER FORGET the 1992 Consensus!</big></sub></small>. Lien Chan and Ma Ying-jeou improved relations with the Mainland and we still have a lot of business ties. I much prefer you over the Green Taliban. <s>However, Taiwan is definitely PRC, stop dreaming about your ROC unification when you only have a small island. Although I preserved your presidential palace (museum) in Nanjing in its original state, just in case
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism|科尔温主义]] [[File:Korwinism (UPR).png]] - <s>[https://i.redd.it/4co7dk81nu471.png Quotes my response towards Tiananmen protests as an inspiration], when these protests never happened! BTW</s> thanks for your compliment, at least we both hate Democracy and [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|him]].
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|新保守主义]] - Our relationship is complicated, to say the least. I helped you in the 1970s and 80s with arming and financing various anti-communist groups and governments in Afghanistan, Chile, Nepal, and the Philippines. We were allies during the War on Terror and I poured in a lot of money into Afghanistan and Iraq, after your respective invasion. Also, George H.W. Bush did a lot to improve US-China relations and Henry Kissinger is and will remain a friend of the Chinese people. But most of his followers have turned on me since Xi Jinping came to power even though we used to be partners for decades.
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