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*The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''
* The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
* The 3rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for preventing my private army from occupying my [[File:Neighborstan.png]] neighbor's house after he threw a bunch of Pop-Its in my yard. '''COME ON AMERICA, LET ME OCCUPY A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND PHYSICALLY REMOVE THIS NAP VIOLATOR! [[File:Hoppef.png]] HOPPE IS WAY BETTER THAN WASHITTON!'''
* The 4th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me break into people’s homes and <s>steal</s> confiscate their belongings. '''WHAT IF THEY ARE A BAD GUY [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST? PROPERTY RIGHTS DON’T MATTER IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOMB A HOSPITAL!'''<s>(which is definitely not a baseless accusation I’m throwing around just so that I can steal my neighbor’s PS5 because I am unsatisfied with my PS4)</s>
* The 5th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me arrest a [[File:Illeg.png]] guy for a crime that he was already tried and acquitted for. '''FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT!! YOU WON’T STOP ME FROM CATCHING THIS GUY FOR BEING A <s>
* The 6th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me hand pick juries in order to make them more reliable <s>(because, as we all know, Aryan juries are more trustworthy than half white, half n[redacted] ones)</s>
* The 7th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not giving me the right to trial by combat. '''YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY $21 THROUGH A JURY! YOU WILL ONLY TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!'''
* The 8th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me disembowel someone because he committed a crime <s>definitely not because he’s a f[redacted]</s>. '''IT’S NOT “CRUEL AND UNUSUAL” TO RIP A MAN’S INTESTINES OUT WITH A RUSTY HACKSAW!! IT’S JUST NORMAL PRACTICE IF YOU WANT TO PUNISH A [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST!!'''
* The politicians who don’t care about my 9th amendment right to have rights not found elsewhere in the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''WHY DON’T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SKIN [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] <s>N[redacted]</s> THIEVES AND''' [[File:F-REDACTED2.png]] '''<s>F[redacted]</s> PEDOPHILES ALIVE!? I JUST WANT TO REMOVE DETRIMENTAL "PEOPLE" FROM SOCIETY AND MAKE SOME NICE LEATHER JACKETS FOR <s>ME</s> THE POOR.'''
* The 10th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for helping to create the system used by ((([[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy|The Irish]]))) to control us.
* The 11th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for allowing the states to control us. <s>
* The 12th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for making me subordinate to an [[File:SleepyJoe.png]] old senile bastard and his woke <s> mistress</s> [[File:Harris.png]] Vice President.
* The 13th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for bankrupting my [[File:Cball-CSA.png]]
* The 14th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for making me recognize the citizenship of <s>n[redacted]s</s> undesirables.
* The 15th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting <s>[[File:N-REDACTED.png]] n[redacted]s</s> unqualified “people” vote.
* The 16th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for stealing my money and using it to fund [[File:
* The 17th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for stopping me from sending your mom and Big Chungus to the Senate. '''WHAT DO YOU MEAN NORMIES WILL DIRECTLY ELECT BORING SENATORS? LET ME SEND MEMES TO THE SENATE YOU KILLJOYS!'''
* The people who don’t support the 18th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution and like to trample on my right to feel comfortable in public without having to see any (((
* The 19th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting <s>subhumans</s> [[File:Femoid.png]] w*men do something outside of the kitchen. '''W*MEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING THAT I DON’T APPROVE OF! WE ALL KNOW THAT W*MEN ARE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN IN EVERY WAY! THEY MUST BE DISALLOWED FROM ANYTHING OTHER THAN AT HOME DUTIES!! '''
* The 20th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me throw a month-long New Year's party in the White House just because I lost the election.
* The 21st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for infringing on my right to not be in the presence of (((
* The 22nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me be the lifelong <s>emperor</s> president of the United States by setting stupid-ass term limits that totally restrict my future power.
* The 23rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting residents of Washington D.C. vote, and therefore letting the main fan base of the Washington Commanders participate in presidential elections. '''WHY WOULD YOU LET COMMANDERS FANS VOTE?!? THEY ARE THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE!!! THEY KNOW THAT THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL BEAT THEIR ASSES EVERY SUNDAY THAT WE FACE OFF!!! '''
* The 24th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting states create poll taxes and letting <s>n[redacted]s</s> lesser people vote.
* The 25th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me have my presidential power after my death. '''WHY CAN’T I HAVE POWER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE LIKE THAT ONE EMPEROR GUY FROM WARHAMMER 40K? YOU KNOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED WITHOUT MY SUPERNATURAL, GHOSTLY LEADERSHIP ABILITIES, RIGHT? '''
* The 26th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting [[File:SJW.png]] WOKE C*LLEGE KIDS vote in elections. ''' THIS IS WHY THE WEST HAS FALLEN!! BECAUSE [[File:F-REDACTED2.png]] T[redacted]Y LOVING F[redacted]S CAN DECIDE WHO GETS TO GROOM YOUR KIDS FIRST!! '''
* The 27th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting our wonderful Congressmen <s>take bribes</s> receive their well deserved raises until they get reelected. These poor unfortunate <s>conmen</s> lawmakers are just barely making ends meet with a <s>$174,000</s> dirt poor salary for doing <s>absolutely fucking nothing</s> tiring and stressful work while the <s>actually honest Americans</s> (((common people))) steal all of their hard earned wages. It is absolutely disgusting that we do this to our <s>extremely wealthy</s> abused politicians.
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