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*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - I love your policies, and Modi is based!
*[[File:ThreeRepresents.png]] [[Dengism|Three Represents]] [[File:Jiang_Tze-min.png]] - Best CCP politician in history! I had my doubts about you at first but you eventually opened your eyes and embraced the free market during the late 1990s, and created one of the most greedy and brutal oligarchies in the world. Your foreign policy was excellent as well. Too bad, Winnie the Pooh had to oust you and your Shanghai clique from power. <s>You should have just dropped the communism name to be perfect.</s>
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - I liked you better when you were more pragmatic and open. We could've happily profited together but you just had to ruin it all for the sake of your personal ambition! At least the market economy is still intact.▼
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - Best libertarian, specially Korwin himself!
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Most of you are great business partners.
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*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Cool but why the anarchism?
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Good job taking over the world and helping me consolidate power in third-world countries. However, there's no need for you to disguise yourself as a democratic ideology.
▲*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - I liked you better when you were more pragmatic and open. We could've happily profited together but you just had to ruin it all for the sake of your personal ambition! At least the market economy is still intact.But hatred of the West and admiration for the Soviet Union are cringe.
*[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] - You know a thing or two about management but try to take my property and you die!
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - Why do people think I'm you? Though still, we could be great business partners if you move more to the economic right.
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*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Hafez Assad is quite based, Bashar is aided by [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] my son and Frans van Anraat helped Saddam, but you are closer to State Capitalism and pretend to be socialist.
*[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - We used to be enemies when you funded and trained so-called "anti-imperialist", militant rebel groups across the world. Our relationship did, however, improve over time as you improved foreign relations with the west and encouraged foreign investment. I'm not sure what to think about your downfall.
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] -Good job against the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and against those Kurdish commies, but sometimes you claim to hate capitalism.
*[[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism]] - Viva Videla! But thanks to Menem for forgiving those involved in the dictatorship and Perón for having supported Colonia Dignidad,<ref>See: [[W:People pardoned by Carlos Menem|1]] and [[W:Colonia_Dignidad#Nazi_ties|2]]</ref> even though left-wing Peronism sounds horrible.
*[[File:Mobutism.png]] [[Black Nationalism|Mobutism]] - Based leader overall but the US eventually turned on you and with the help of Kagame and Museveni overthrew your regime following the Rwandan Genocide.
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*[[File:Thaksin.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Thaksinism]] - Listen I know you ain't a commie but your "red shirts" make me legit nervous and stop supporting sam kib mobs and trying to overthrow the Chakri Dynasty. Still, your War on Drugs and handling of the Southern Insurgency was pretty based.
*[[File:ElonMusk.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Muskism]] - Improve relations with your father, Errol is based
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Your privatizations and social darwinism were megabased,
*[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy]] - Wow, that's waaay too far, but still MUCH better than reds and anarkiddies.
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Some of you have cool ideas, but some are just [[File:AltNazBol.png]][[File:AltEnvi.png]]awful[[File:NazAcc.png]][[File:Natan.png]].
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*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - My arch-enemy. We used to constantly fight for power in many different countries during the Cold War. It seems like I've won for now.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Even worse than above. You inspired lunatics like Gonzalo, Kaypakkaya, and Sison who attacked my followers. However, your [[File:Dengf.png]] son is kinda based.
*[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism]] -Dictatorship but for the wrong reasons.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - A red neocon! What a nightmare! I may despise Stalin but you deserved the ice pick.
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] -
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - The two worst things in the universe combined.
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - Try to go on strike you red son of a bitch.
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