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|aliases=[[File:Griller.png]] Grillerism<br>
[[File:Antcomp.png|link=Anti-Realism]]/{{Alias|Antcent.png|Anti-Centrism|[[File:Monke.png]] [[Primalism|Ape-Political]]}}<br>
Political Apathy<br>
{{Alias|PCM.png|Kakistocracy|[[File:Moder.png]] Gray Centrist}}<br>
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**[[File:Radapeterrorist.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]I made these steaks out of [insert ideology]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40 *DUN DUN DUN*][[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Relreject.png]] [[Religious Rejectionism]] - My religious child, who (depending on his faith and what I grill), may or may not come for steaks.
*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism]] - Between you and me, I don't see any dang difference between those [[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democrats]] and [[File:RepubUS.png]] [[Conservatism|Republicans]] either.
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism]] - I like watching clowns.
*[[File:Hedonism-cloud.png]] {{PHB|Epicureanism}} - My philosophy. It is better to just live your own life and seek pleasure in simple things (especially grilling) than to get involved in the counterproductive quarreling known as "politics".
*[[File:Dog-template.png]] [[Primalism|Dog]] - My buddy, always catches ball for me.
*[[File:Cermon.png]] [[Ceremonial Monarchism]] - I don't care about the monarchy stuff, but it's good to see you stay out of politics.
===Semi-politicial, but tolerable===
*[[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Centrists|Centrists]] - Listen here kids, you make a lot of sense, but I don't want to hear any more of your politics!
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|Online wife-hater]] - I like it when you discuss relationships, women, personal experiences, and self-improvement but please stop speaking about politics and I don't care if some of them benefit masculinity. [https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1785245057483760091 And stop calling me a worm for enjoying grilling].
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism|Ambitiouts chess-addict]] - You don't care about ideologies but still want to gain political power for selfish reasons, despite all the woes and risks involved.
*[[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism|Rich pharmacist]] - Extremist, but you, just like above, understand, that politics is a circus, and want to get rid of it (to replace it with some strange system). At least you will leave me alone unlike other political morons. Also you conflict with [[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism|him]] too much.
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism|Sketchy seller]] - You are disillusioned with voting and political parties just as much as I am, but you are still too political, radical even. <s>And I think I am a bit too old for all that counter-economics stuff, too.</s>
**{{Alias|Agorismf.png|File:Agorismf.png|You are too old for counter-economics until your meat becomes impossible to buy in an ordinary supermarket.}}
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism|Selfish politics-hater]] - Also doesn't like ideology, but also just really, really weird. If grilling pleases your ego then you can join me if you want.
*[[File:Annil.png]] [[Anarcho-Nihilism|Depressed politics-hater]] - He hates politics and sees it as a circus, but why do you hate life when you can just enjoy grilling?
*[[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism|Grill improver]] - This guy has tools to make cooking more efficient, such as a built-in electric grill and cultured meat. But he is sometimes involved in politics as well.
*[[File:Cybercr.png]] [[Cyberocracy|Smart house system]] - I will prefer to grill by myself.
*[[File:Mediocracy.png]] [[Mediocracy|Political normie]] - Fellow normie, but explicitly has, or wants, political power. Ruling will distract you from grilling anyway.
*[[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism|Slightly politicial guy]] - Slightly political, but not annoying. It would be for the best to leave politics to him.
*[[File:ChicagoSchool.png]] [[Chicago School|Trader from Chicago]] - Yeah, politics are irrational, and so does voting and all these crazy conspiracies. But stop talking about economics <s> unless prices of foods go up. </s>
*[[File:Situ.png]] [[Situationism|Homeless artist]] - Sometimes he stays with me, paints pictures for me as present and plays football with my family, the only problem is that he talks too much about socialism.
===Political Morons===
*[[file:Syncretic2.png]] [[List of Ideologies|Any political ideology]] (especially [[File:ML.png]] [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|ex]][[National Capitalism|tr]][[Anarcho-Communism|emi]][[Anarcho-Capitalism|sts]]) - I'm not brave enough for politics.
*[[File:Female-template.png]] [[Maternalism|My wife]] - God I hate her so much.
*[[File:Antcent.png]] [[Anti-Centrism|My hater]] - Why do you hate me? The only thing I do is grill steaks.
**{{Alias|Antcent.png|File:Antcent.png|Exactly.}}
*[[File:Antcomp.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Anomaly]] - And I thought [[File:Antcent.png]] he was crazy...
*[[File:Radcent.png]] [[Radical Centrism]] - Centrist, but extremely political. No, I don't care about politics at all. Just leave me alone and stop nagging me to participate in political discourses.
*[[File:Raddem.png]] [[Radical Democracy|Annoying GOTVer]] - For the last time, I'm NOT VOTING! GOTV? More like GTFO!
*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - You seem to report of nothing but [[File:Racenat.png]] racism, [[File:Illeg.png]] shootings, [[File:Soc-h.png]] socialism and [[File:KKK.png]] KKK nowadays! That's why I watch comedy shows instead of news right now.
*[[File:Racenat.png]] [[Racial Nationalism]], [[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] & [[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Racism and KKK.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - No thanks. I just wanna grill, man.
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]], [[File:Comb.png]] [[Combatocracy]] & [[File:Anfashf.png]] [[Anarcho-Fascism]] - Mass shootings.
*[[File:AltR.png]] [[Alt-Right|That Edgy Teen]] - Another racist who calls us "normies". He needs to get off 4chan (whatever that is) and become a normal person like me. He has become very hateful, because of politics. Moreover, he made death threats against us, and therefore we must call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|police]].
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Another edgy teen]] - Another extremist who makes death threats against me and I may need to call the [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|police]] if necessary. I am against being politically involved. I would rather just enjoy living my life.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism|Bug additct]] - Oh come on! I just wanna grill meat for god's sake!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Pork-hating terrorist]] - *holds his phone* Hello [[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|911]]? A terrorist is about to kill me because I was cooking pork!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism|Escapist junkie]] - Quit those drugs, forget about fantasy esoteric and sci-fi transhumanist nonsense, be more realistic, and please go outside and touch some grass.
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Indiana Jones Nazi]] - Are you that nutcase that made me stop watching the History Channel at night?
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism|
*[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism|Complainer]] - Will you please stop complaining? It's not my fault your steak is getting cold.
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Fox News addict]] - I hate when that twit keeps bragging about the junk they said in Fox and how bad the current system is (as if I care)!
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva|Beef-hating extremist]] - An annoying fanatic that wanted to force their beliefs on me and worst of all, hates when I grill beef.
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Pork-hating cube]] & [[File:Hamas.png]] [[Jihadism|Another pork-hating terrorist]] - ...AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT YOU TWO AS WELL!! BECAUSE OF YOUR WAR CRIMES, I CAN'T EVEN GRILL IN PEACE WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF IGNORING THE LIVES OF MILLIONS SOMEWHERE IN MENA AND PEOPLE WILL KEEP SHOUTING "THE END IS GETTING CLOSER" 24/7!! And the worst of all, both hate when I grill pork. <s>Enough about anxiety and stress, I'll keep grilling like nothing happened, like I said before.</s>
*[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Crazy kid]] and [[Right-Wing Populism|Crazy uncle]] [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] - STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHICH CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE THE RIGHT ONES AND RUINING THANKSGIVING!▼
**{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Must be an FBI agent to distract the masses from political activism with your consumerism to conform to your corporate agenda.}}
▲*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Crazy kid]] and [[Right-Wing Populism|Crazy uncle]] [[File:Rpop.png]] - STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHICH CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE THE RIGHT ONES AND RUINING THANKSGIVING!
**{{Alias|
**{{Alias|Griller.png|File:Griller.png|PLEASE WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE! YOU TWO ARE NO LONGER INVITED TO THANKSGIVING!}}
**{{Alias|Rpop-tinfoilhat.png|File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png|See, he wants to destroy our American Thanksgiving traditions, AND YOU ARE HELPING HIM!}}
**{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|No, Thanksgiving is a clerofascist plot by the neo-Puritan theocrats to cover up the London-ordered Native American genocide.}}
**{{Alias|Griller.png|File:Griller.png|*Screams*}}
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