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*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - I like pink tide populism, and many of my amigos above are you.
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - "From here, we send our solidarity to the Syrian people, to president Bashar. They are resisting imperialist aggression..."
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - My Chinese friend and the one true China! Thanks for the loans and military tech, and have some more oil.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - My good Shia anti-imperialist friend helped set up some shops to help my people. General Qassem Soleimani was valuable to me and my people.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#Vladimir Putin|Putinism]] - My Russian friend. Thanks for all the support, and welcome to your tourists!
*[[File:Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - Bolibourgeoisie are totally better than the regular ones.
*[[File:Cball-Catalonia-Estelada.png]][[Separatism|Catalonia]] - I am biggest supporter of your independence! "Our hand goes out to the people of Catalonia. Resist, Catalonia! Latin America admires you!" <ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-spain-politics-catalonia-venezuela/venezuela-blasts-spains-rajoy-over-repression-in-catalonia-idUSKCN1C61S9/</ref>
*[[File:Cball-Palestine.png]] [[Nationalism|Palestinian Nationalism]] - FREE PALESTINE!
=== Colaboradores ===
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - I'm absolutely democratic and totally socialist, trust me. At least DSA is on good terms with us.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - Excuse me, aren't you two the same?
*[[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism]] - A bit too moderate but still infinitely better than [[File:Milei.png]] [[Minarchism|El Loco]].
===Opositores===
*[[File:GWB.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - (takes deep breath) I think that the first people who should read this book are our brothers and sisters in the United States, because their threat is in their own house. The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil himself, is right in the house. And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the devil came here. Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today. This table that I now standing in front of. Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world. I think we could call a psychiatrist to analyze yesterday's statement made by the president of the United States. As the spokesman of imperialism, he came to share his nostrums, to try to preserve the current pattern of domination, exploitation and pillage of the peoples of the world. An Alfred Hitchcock movie could use it as a scenario. I would even propose a title: The Devil's Recipe. As [[File:Chomsky.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Chomsky]] says here, clearly and in depth, the American empire is doing all it can to consolidate its hegemonistic system of domination. And we cannot allow them to do that. We cannot allow world dictatorship to be consolidated.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOsABwCrn3E|2006: Chavez calls Bush "the devil"], Youtube.com.</ref>▼
*[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - Can you please stop thinking I'm making democracy worse?
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Imperialist who wants to keep Latin America impoverished!
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - '''DIE!!!'''
*[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Stop blaming the suffering caused by American sanctions on me. (But Telesur is based)
*[[File:Mesocon.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Pragerism]] - "VENezuELa 100
*[[File:JuanGuaido.png]] [[Third Way|Guaidóism]] - You will never win, Guaidó!
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - STOP SAYING THAT I RUINED VENEZUELA! It has improved! <s>I promise you that inflation was just a small mistake</s>
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - ¡Maldito seas, estado de Israel! <ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-tugQUAvSk|Hugo Chávez - Maldito sejas, Estado de Israel!], Youtube.com.</ref>
▲*[[File:GWB.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - (takes deep breath) I think that the first people who should read this book are our brothers and sisters in the United States, because their threat is in their own house. The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil himself, is right in the house. And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the devil came here. Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today. This table that I now standing in front of. Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world. I think we could call a psychiatrist to analyze yesterday's statement made by the president of the United States. As the spokesman of imperialism, he came to share his nostrums, to try to preserve the current pattern of domination, exploitation and pillage of the peoples of the world. An Alfred Hitchcock movie could use it as a scenario. I would even propose a title: The Devil's Recipe. As [[File:Chomsky.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Chomsky]] says here, clearly and in depth, the American empire is doing all it can to consolidate its hegemonistic system of domination. And we cannot allow them to do that. We cannot allow world dictatorship to be consolidated.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOsABwCrn3E|2006: Chavez calls Bush "the devil"], Youtube.com.</ref>
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - I swear you'll pay for backing Guaidó and blocking my motherland!
*[[File:Bolsonaro.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism#Brazil|Bolsonarism]] - Literally [[File:Hitler.png]] Hitler!<ref>Reuter (14 January 2019). [https://www.reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-politics-brazil/bolsonaro-is-hitler-venezuelas-maduro-exclaims-amid-brazil-spat-idUSKCN1P82FJ 'Bolsonaro is Hitler!' Venezuela's Maduro exclaims amid Brazil spat]</ref>
*[[File:Cball-Guyana.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|Guyana]] - Guayana Esequia es of rightful Venezuelan clay! <s>Totally NOT because of oil.</s>
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