Dead Centrism
This article is about the mascot of the subreddit and the strawman of Centrism. For other uses, see Centrism.
Dead Centrism is a ball inhabiting the exact center of the political compass and is the mascot of Polcompball
but his role as the mascot of Polcompball Wiki was replaced by File:Prog.png Progressivism. He believes the best solution to all problems is an exact compromise between two extremes.
This leads him to advocate things considered very extreme and wacky for a centrist, like gassing half the Jews as a compromise between gassing no Jews and gassing all of them.
He is also the only Polcompball who can accurately and fairly pinpoint any other polcompball on a political compass, as he has no bias like the others.
History
The Strawman is Born
WIP
Personality and Behaviour
Dead Centrism has only half a personality, and his (half) personality is just indifference. Don't talk to him or you'll be (half) bored to death
How to Draw
- Draw a ball,
- Split the ball into four separate quadrants with black lines,
- Fill in the quadrants clockwise starting at the top left in the following order: pale red, pale blue, pale yellow and pale green,
- Draw a dark red circle in the middle of the four quadrants,
- Add the eyes and you're done!
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
---|---|---|---|
Pale Red | #FABCBC | 250, 188, 188 | |
Pale Blue | #96D4FA | 150, 212, 250 | |
Pale Green | #C8FABC | 200, 250, 188 | |
Pale Yellow | #FAFAAF | 250, 250, 175 | |
Dark Red | #FA1925 | 250, 25, 37 |
Relations
Positive
All the other centrists - I like them, but they lean more towards a side of the political compass than I'd like.
Anti-Radicalism - Understands that the extremes must be stopped, but doesn't understand everyone else must be stopped too.
Liquid Democracy - Direct and Representative democracy simultaneously? This is the compromise of the century.
Capitalist Communism,
Progressive Conservatism,
Anarcho-Totalitarianism, and
Archeofuturism - Half and half. That's good.
Neutral
- Almost everyone else - Just maintain balance guys, and try to move towards the center.
Negative
Anti-Centrism - All the worst extremes in one.
Anti-Realism - Even worse extremes in one.