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*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - People like to say you’re me but you only have some petty border disputes with India and in the South China Sea to claim that we are the same. Sure the BRI is a cool idea but it is too disorganized and why do you write off the debts of developing nations? Some say you end up making developing nations stronger. But most of you kinda hate me anyways nowadays under Xi. Thanks for siding with me in past conflicts though and what you did in Vietnam was based. |
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - People like to say you’re me but you only have some petty border disputes with India and in the South China Sea to claim that we are the same. Sure the BRI is a cool idea but it is too disorganized and why do you write off the debts of developing nations? Some say you end up making developing nations stronger. But most of you kinda hate me anyways nowadays under Xi. Thanks for siding with me in past conflicts though and what you did in Vietnam was based. |
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*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - Nuclear holocaust is a controversial topic in our circle. With that, we can instantly win and take over the entire world, without wasting our soldiers and military gear, but on the other hand - nuked places will be unusable for entire decades, and there will be no survivors from the enemy side (how we repopulate it, if no foreign female trophies left + where we get new cheap labor sources)? |
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - Nuclear holocaust is a controversial topic in our circle. With that, we can instantly win and take over the entire world, without wasting our soldiers and military gear, but on the other hand - nuked places will be unusable for entire decades, and there will be no survivors from the enemy side (how we repopulate it, if no foreign female trophies left + where we get new cheap labor sources)? |
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*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Claims to oppose me but then proceeds to invade and occupy Kuwait. Curious. |
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Claims to oppose me, but then [[File:Hafez_al-Assad.png]] one proceeds to invade and occupy Lebanon while [[File:Hussein.png]] the other proceeds to invade and occupy Kuwait. Curious. |
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*[[File:Fabian.png]] [[Fabian Socialism]] and [[File:ClementAttlee.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|Attlee Socialism]] - You had such promise, but in the end it almost all went out with a whimper. |
*[[File:Fabian.png]] [[Fabian Socialism]] and [[File:ClementAttlee.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|Attlee Socialism]] - You had such promise, but in the end it almost all went out with a whimper. |
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*[[File:Jack.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - Pretty much proto-Lenin, you opposed expansion and colonialism while going to spread your ideas around Europe, and later gave way to [[File:Bonaparte.png]] a more based successor. |
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===Uncivilized Savages=== |
===Uncivilized Savages=== |
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*[[File:Antiimp.png]] [[:Category:Anti-Colonial|Anti-Imperialists]] - My worst enemies. They always rant about "Anti-Imperialism", which is one of the most disgusting abominations to exist. One day, I will unleash my true power and exact my revenge against you!! |
*[[File:Antiimp.png]] [[:Category:Anti-Colonial|Anti-Imperialists]] - My worst enemies. They always rant about "Anti-Imperialism", which is one of the most disgusting abominations to exist. One day, I will unleash my true power and exact my revenge against you!! |
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*[[File:Guevara.png]] [[Guevarism]] - Basically Maoism without its good qualities. Yuck |
*[[File:Guevara.png]] [[Guevarism]] - Basically Maoism without its good qualities. Yuck |
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*[[File:globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism]] - Wants to make the entire planet one anti-empire. LITERALLY EVIL! |
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*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Okay, seriously? I despise the idea of lots of tiny states to conquer easily. That is the literal opposite of an empire. |
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Okay, seriously? I despise the idea of lots of tiny states to conquer easily. That is the literal opposite of an empire. |
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*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism (Disambiguation)|Communists]] - You guys keep writing books demonizing me! I especially hated |
*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism (Disambiguation)|Communists]] - You guys keep writing books demonizing me! I especially hated [[:w:Imperialism, the Highest State of Capitalism|Lenin's book]]. <s> At least some of your children [[File:Dengf.png]][[File:Brezhnev.png]][[File:JosephStalin.png]][[File:Khrusch.png]][[File:Trot.png]] are based.</s> |
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*[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism]] - '''They're savages! Savages! Barely even human, Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore, They're not like you and me, Which means they must be evil, We must sound the drums of war!''' |
*[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism]] - '''They're savages! Savages! Barely even human, Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore, They're not like you and me, Which means they must be evil, We must sound the drums of war!''' <s>The Inca and especially the Aztecs were rather based for their level, though.</s> |
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*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] - What annoying yappers! They always complain that I'm the evil slayer of civilization, but the moment they govern countries themselves everything goes to hell. Living proof that decolonization is always bad. |
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] - What annoying yappers! They always complain that I'm the evil slayer of civilization, but the moment they govern countries themselves everything goes to hell. Living proof that decolonization is always bad. <s>The Zulus were quite a worthy enemy.</s> |
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*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - STFU and let me do my job! |
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - STFU and let me do my job! |
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*[[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism |
*[[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]] - The Arabs are uncivilized barbarians who don’t deserve a federation! How does it feel being pwned by Israel [[:w:1948_Arab–Israeli_War|over]] and [[:w:Six-Day War|over]] and [[:w:Yom Kippur War|over]] [[:w:1982 Lebanon War|again]]? |
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*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Why do you hate me? I’m a progressive too. I bring progress to smaller and uncivilized societies and help them modernize. Sure some innocent blood may be spilled, but it’s all worth it in the long run. Anyone who resists me is probably a reactionary. |
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Why do you hate me? I’m a progressive too. I bring progress to smaller and uncivilized societies and help them modernize. Sure some innocent blood may be spilled, but it’s all worth it in the long run. Anyone who resists me is probably a reactionary. |
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*[[File:Sankara.png]] [[African Socialism|Sankarism]] - '''Afrique Occidentale au Afrique Équatoriale ne deviendra pas indépendant! Et baise Thomas Sankara!''' |
*[[File:Sankara.png]] [[African Socialism|Sankarism]] - '''Afrique Occidentale au Afrique Équatoriale ne deviendra pas indépendant! Et baise Thomas Sankara!''' |
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