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** Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. '''LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!'''
* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:Cball-Vermont.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] mom for putting
* My [[File:WhiteTerror.png]] white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!
*The radical woke [[File:skeleton.png]] skeleton feminist (my mom) who wants to take away my based and trad masculine way of living (she took my Xbox and told me to clean my room)
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