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    dmata, I swear the entire page is supposed to be a joke.
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    [[File: Demarchy.png]] [[Demarchy]] (sometimes)<br>
    [[File: Demarchy.png]] [[Demarchy]] (sometimes)<br>
    |influenced = [[File: Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy]] <br>
    |influenced = [[File: Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy]] <br>
    |likes = Fooling around
    |likes = Doin' ur mom
    |definition = Doin your mom, doin doin your mom, doin your mom, doin doin your mom.
    |definition = Doin your mom, doin doin your mom, doin your mom, doin doin your mom.
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    |dislikes = [[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerds]]
    |dislikes = [[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerds]]
    [[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy|SUPER NERDS]]
    [[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy|SUPER NERDS]]
    |song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom]
    |song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded]}}'''Kakistocracy''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.
    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded]|founder=Big Chungus, 69 B.U.M. (Before Ur Mum)}}'''Kakistocracy''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.


    Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]] / [[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]!
    Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]] / [[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]!
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    <nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''
    <nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''


    Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically ''your'' country.
    == History ==

    == Hiztury ==
    While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".
    While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".


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    The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".
    The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".


    == Personality ==
    == Perzunalitey ==
    Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).
    Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).


    His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.
    His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.


    == How to Draw ==
    == Huw to Drah ==
    {{Flag|Kak_flag.svg}}
    {{Flag|Kak_flag.svg}}
    The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
    The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
    # Draw a ball.
    # Drah a ball.
    # Draw a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
    # Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
    # Draw a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
    # Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
    # Draw Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
    # Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
    #Draw eyes and you're done.
    #Drah eyes and you're done.
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    }}
    == Relationsiups ==
    == Relationsiupz ==
    ===KEWL FRINEDZ===
    ===KEWL FRINEDZ===
    ''(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)''
    ''(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)''
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    *[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
    *[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad


    ==Further Information ==
    ==Furfer Infrumatishun ==


    ===Literature===
    ===Literature===
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    *[https://books.google.com/books?id=c9wYtQEACAAJ&dq=government+by+the+worst&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU_taY25noAhXUv54KHS5lD2IQ6AEwAHoECAAQAg Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others] by Bruce Chapman
    *[https://books.google.com/books?id=c9wYtQEACAAJ&dq=government+by+the+worst&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU_taY25noAhXUv54KHS5lD2IQ6AEwAHoECAAQAg Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others] by Bruce Chapman
    *[https://spandrell.com/2013/03/26/lee-kuan-yew-drains-your-brains-for-short-term-gain/ Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain] by Spandrell
    *[https://spandrell.com/2013/03/26/lee-kuan-yew-drains-your-brains-for-short-term-gain/ Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain] by Spandrell

    * [https://www.amazon.com/Diary-Farting-Creeper-Should-Explode-ebook/dp/B015S7R6HO/ref=pd_sim_351_1/132-1394827-0898624?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B015S7R6HO&pd_rd_r=e462ed6e-63bf-4703-a220-1ef250848878&pd_rd_w=9lqai&pd_rd_wg=IIaB3&pf_rd_p=3c412f72-0ba4-4e48-ac1 Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?] by Wimpy Fart
    * [https://www.amazon.com/Stinky-Steve-Book-Minecraft-Mishap-ebook/dp/B01I43E2MQ Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap] by PT Evans
    * [https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01I44IFIM?notRedirectToSDP=1&ref_=dbs_mng_calw_1&storeType=ebooks Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero] by PT Evans


    ===Wikipedia===
    ===Wikipedia===
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    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbert_principle Dilbert Principle]
    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbert_principle Dilbert Principle]
    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy Idiocracy]
    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy Idiocracy]

    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states List of Sovereign states]
    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_(polity) The State]
    *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabbit_Twouble#%E2%80%9CBig_Chungus%E2%80%9D Wabbit Twouble] (The Looney Tunes episode where Big Chungus debuted)


    ===Videos===
    ===Videos===
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    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk Idiocracy] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge Mike Judge]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk Idiocracy] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge Mike Judge]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFMaX6ZS_vU The Worst Possible Political System || Hell || Negative Politics] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGSGPehp0RWfca-kENgBJ9Q Jreg]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFMaX6ZS_vU The Worst Possible Political System || Hell || Negative Politics] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGSGPehp0RWfca-kENgBJ9Q Jreg]

    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PW8qZw4N80K3Gs87XGa_A Fatty Spins]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bIsC44xII "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQE-0-8tBwbIFKiBgiehH-g Bad Duck Media]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME Big Chungus Song] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/endigo/videos Endigo]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDoowoYzOI Big Chungus Song (the other one)] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCdyRg3u5O-EVP5p46QxcQ/videos CG5]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08AlPkjmnDo Pickle Rick Dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCajvuGkta86Ux04TszJFVeQ/videos TripON]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTgQ5SC-PU Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi2bIyFtz-JdI-ou8kaqsqg TRAP MUSIC NOW]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIhjqX_bA Nightcore - Doin your mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-4Q58mc2PhhzkeVjQLge0Q Nightcore paradise]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zecnwqXe850 Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCyg03T8kONH6eC_pheMmiQ Cheese touch gaming]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoaBgG1e7k THE URANUS SONG!] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/CRLproductions RyanStorm]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House)] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Enfield Harry Enfield]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8b7WhANNA 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/yomama Yo Mama]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BitqyHHYFBc peter griffin dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialShrek bethers]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWVNeDYZmU Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019))] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/chloenaiter burk]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ oki doki boomer] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUHzVzRwN_2x13IWQ9QVNg senzawa]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtqkxkt7Hyg Rick Astley - Ram Ranch] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmq-ya0oC7SB-DkHxeHHEaw Jar]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDnu0ixI-U Family Guy Fart Song] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/user/ExTiNcTuNiVerSe/ ExTiNcTuNiVerSe]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7cIFDS-5Cg Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0nB4gwGOrHKvaQJ1T82Htg Fortuna Design]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAywIU6FoM Peter Griffins Funniest Moments] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLIaNWPjvsSkWmQe45jayjA Marcos Ruiz]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp8sY06Qoc I'M PICKLE RICK!] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/c/NiftYeee/videos TheMajorNerd]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kef6ZkdgPM0&ab_channel=LordEddington Le Fishe 1 hour loop] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6FFPR0g52paPA9o1hsAPQ LordEddington]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPaYEBzaL4&ab_channel=PorcupineTv <nowiki>[ASMR] I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex]</nowiki>] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDFRjXc-kLBDYjLHLLdq9qQ Porcupine TV]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0&ab_channel=icanrockyourworld The Gummy Bear Song]by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLoKWb_rlp80mg0aSLtsUGw icanrockyourworld]
    *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM Mr. Douchebag] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg Your Favorite Martian]


    ===Online Communities===
    ===Online Communities===
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    *Angrybirdstd
    *Angrybirdstd
    *Dmata (cwing boomer whu mayke pwage sewious!)


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