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*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Let alone trying to kill people in <s>Northern Kurdistan! I</s> mean eastern Anatolia, Ali Gaffar Okkan will not be forgotten, <s> but you helped me in the elections so.</s>
*[[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - For those who are fooled by western media and don’t know, I was actually trying to pretend to be [[File:CDU Party.png]] a CDU-style cuckservative. However, the 2016 coup 'forced' me to take ten steps back and reveal my reactionism early.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I'm still a NATO member, but no, I won't follow your orders, and I'll develop independent defense and missile systems and also [[w:TAI TF Kaan|my very own 5th generation stealth fighter jet]]! I'm also buying Russian S-400 air defense systems because you won't let me buy your F-
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - We used to be enemies, but now we're chill. But can you stop helping Assad and invading Ukraine though? <s>Because Crimea used to be an Ottoman protectorate.</s>
*[[File:Zelensky.png]] [[Populism|Zelenskyism]] - He likes my Bayraktars, but I can still work with Putin. Still, Crimea isn't Russian. <s>It is Ottoman.</s>
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - I'll denounce you but I'm also one of the only Middle Eastern leaders who doesn't want you completely destroyed so we can trade (2-state solution though). <s>But you used to be Ottoman so I'll reclaim you later.</s>
*[[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] [[Turkish Idealism]] - You are part of my coalition, but why do you want Turan rather than Ottoman? We don't need to unite all Turks, we need to restore how it was before [[File:Ataturk.png]] K*mal (You are still better than him).
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Enjoy your membership, I guess. At least I'm getting those modernized fighters.
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] - You sadly follow the wrong faith, but you have the right ideas: a strongman regency, reversal of everything the republicans did, frenemy relationship with NATO, and harsh actions against separatists.
*[[File:BJP.png]] [[Hindutva|Modism]] - An infidel but quite similar to me politically. Just be less mean to my [[File:Cball-AzadKashmir.png]] Muslim brothers [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] in South Asia and we're okay.
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