Pinochetism

Pinochetism
Basic Information
Aliases	Helicopterman Augusto Pinochet Thoughts
Character Information
Likes	Helicopters Commies (when they're dead) The USA (Thank you for the financial aid!)
Dislikes	Commies
Song	Mi general Augusto Pinochet

Pinochetism is an ideology based around the politics of the General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically right-wing, strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the Chicago School, culturally right-leaning, and highly authoritarian ideology. It opposes any kind of economic leftism and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.

It loves helicopters and dropping Communists out of them.

History

On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).

In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.

Personality

He likes helicopters and flying on them.

He also likes commies when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.

How to Draw

Flag of Pinochetism

1. Draw a ball with eyes.
2. Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
3. Fill the space underneath with red.
4. Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
5. Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
6. Draw a helicopter in the blue space
7. (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
   1. Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
   2. Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
   3. Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
   4. On the top draw a red oval
   5. On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
   6. Between the aches draw a white star.

Relationships

Friends

• Hoppeanism - Mutual love of helicopters and capitalism, though I do wish you'd emphasize the importance of the state.
• National Capitalism - Basically me, but not as authoritative and more racist.
• Neoliberalism - Based economy. But you need a dictatorship.
• Authoritarian Capitalism - Best father a son could ever ask for.

Frenemies

• Neoconservatism - Backer, but no physical removal.
• Chicagoan Libertarianism - Ah, yes, my favorite economists! However, I burst into tears got angry when Friedman denounced Pinochet... I just wish he accepted authoritarianism!

Enemies

• Marxism–Leninism - Starting the rotors and off you go!
• Castroism - Allende supporting scum!
• Libertarian Marxism - "I'll step on you, no-good commie!"
• Democratic Socialism - Death to Allende!
• Everyone left of Obama

Further Information

Wikipedia

• Augusto Pinochet
• Death Flights
• National Advance
• Military Dictatorship of Chile (1973-1990)
• Government Junta of Chile (1973)
• 1973 Chilean coup
• Chicago Boys

Videos

Songs

• Mi general, Augusto Pinochet by Unknown Artist
• I need a Pinochet reuploaded by KenNerd
• Start Up The Rotors by Kelthuz

Gallery

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  Credit: u/Kirbly11, Source