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| title =[[File:Athena-von-Krab.png]] Athena [[File:Athena-von-Krab.png]]
| image =Athena-von-Krabimage.png
| caption =I quote Trevor Moore sometimes.
| name =Athena
| gender =Demiboy any/all
| sex =AMAB
| birthday =9th Aug
| alignments =Leftist
| ideology =Gay
| nationality =POLSKAAAA
| orientation =Bi
| language =Polish, English
| religion =Atheist
| mbti =that shit's for losers
| enneagram =what
| likes =Games, Art,
| dislikes =Capitalism
| interests =Games, Writing, PCB Art,
| reddit =u/krabiusmann
| discord =athena_vonkrab
| twitter =@Elonmusk
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The so called [[File:Athena-von-Krab.png]] '''Athena''' is a fairy demon from the great magic world of Tegauji. After her two sisters died in a fire, she decided to fight back against the cyberpunk government of Gaujsiks with a band of rebels. Among them was a hunky hot as fuck boy called [[File:Polpot.png]] '''Ghdisja'''. She fell in love with this hot piece of cake and stayed with him for 6 months before he died getting eaten by a stoned elephant. She didn't notice he was gone.
10 years after joining the rebel force she was captured by the police and went through seven execution methods such as drowning, being forced to scroll through r/CatholicMemes for 20 minutes and drowning. Nothing worked because her skin was hardened from living off of Sainsbury's pizza and Cheese & Onion pringles. They let her go under the condition she wouldnt set anything on fire.
After a week of going through the contryside burning everything in her path she found a massive portal to a far away fantasy fake land of Albania. She hopped in only to find out that Albania has no wifi. She then took up the fake identity of a man named [[File:Hoxha.png]] '''Enver Hoxha''' and ruled the country of Albania for the next 200 years.
She was such a great ruler that '''Anti-Athena''' [[File:Nazi.png]] '''Nazis''' took control of Albania and said she only ruled for 41 years, and removed the other 159 years from history. They turned Albania poor again then set off to do the same to the rest of the world. However [[File:Athena-von-Krab.png]] Athena, being the big fan of arson she was, set the entire world on fire in response.
On the moon she confronted the leader of the '''Anti-Athena''' [[File:Nazi.png]] '''Nazis''' when she realised, alas! The leader was [[File:Polpot.png]] '''Ghdisja''' himself! Then [[File:Athena-von-Krab.png]] '''Athena''' had sex with him, disbanding the '''Anti-Athena''' [[File:Cball-France.png]] '''Nazis''' and instead forming a new group, called Polcompball. Then Ghdisja took on a new identity called '''Bullet''' and kicked [[File:Athena-von-Krab.png]] '''Athena''' into the shadow realm and then they came back and cursed '''Bullet''' to [[File:Cball-PuertoRico.png]]'''Hell'''. The end.
unless???????
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