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*The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''
* The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
* The 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me prevent my enemies from getting guns.
* The 3rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for preventing my private army from occupying my [[File:Neighborstan.png]] neighbor's house after he threw a bunch of Pop-Its in my yard. '''COME ON AMERICA, LET ME OCCUPY A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND PHYSICALLY REMOVE THIS NAP VIOLATOR! [[File:Hoppef.png]] HOPPE IS WAY BETTER THAN WASHITTON!'''
* The 4th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me break into people’s homes and <s>steal</s> confiscate their belongings. '''WHAT IF THEY ARE A BAD GUY [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST? PROPERTY RIGHTS DON’T MATTER IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOMB A HOSPITAL!'''<s>(which is definitely not a baseless accusation I’m throwing around just so that I can steal my neighbor’s PS5 because I am unsatisfied with my PS4)</s>
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