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*[[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - My pro-market friend from India.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] & [[File:Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism]] - Unless there is equality for all, there is no equality at all.
*[[File:Raddem.png]] [[Radical Democracy]] and [[File:Directdem.png]] [[Direct Democracy]] - The best forms of democracy.
===Frenemies===
*[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - You led the first successful workers' revolution and your motto was “all power to the Soviets!”. Unfortunately you were authoritarian but your legacy is to be recognized.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - I'm not ready to forgive you for betraying my cousins ([[File:Cball-Naissaar.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Kronstadt]] and [[File:Makhnovism.png]] [[Platformism|Makhnovia]] anyone?), but at least you resisted [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalin.
*[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism]] - Look, we're both for human rights and freedom, but you're just too squeamish and a bit too averse to '''any''' violence. I mean, good luck getting a revolution through publishing the dirty laundry of the establishment on the net.
*[[File:ClassSocDem.png]] [[Classical Social Democracy]] - Cousin, we agree on a number of issues but how am I 'utopian' when by now there are more societies run by my principles than by yours?
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - A conservative guy, but aside from cultural stance, you're just a bit authoritative.
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*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - We both love freedom and Chomsky seems to admire you a lot, but many of you are too moderate. Plaus Vaush is a hypocritical lib.
*[[File:Marketsoc.png]] [[Market Socialism]] - You can't go wrong with co-ops or workplace democracy, however, most of my followers are skeptical of markets.
*[[File:Radlib.png]] [[Radicalism]] - Too moderate, especially on the property questions, though for their time many of your followers were rather cool. I'm not so sure about others like Hugo or Clemenceau, though.
*[[File:Bernst.png]] [[Reformist Marxism]] - Some of your branches like [[File:JapCom.png]] the JCP have good takes
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - We both dislike capitalism but, for Pete's sake, chill out (and stop simping for authoritarians claiming to be 'progressive').
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - If I were spicy, you'd be mild. Capitalism? Pfft.
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*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - "mY [[File:Sralin.png]] dIcTAtOrsHiP iS rEAl sOciAlIsM bEcauSE I pUt 'WoRkErS' iN the NaME!" Bullshit I say!
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - You’re a danger to both your own country and to the socialist movement at large. [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Chomsky]] did not support you, he just knew that you were no different than you capitalist equivalents!
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - You hate [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]][[File:Necon.png]] them [[File:Cap.png]][[File:Ancapf.png]] for all the wrong reasons.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yeah... you're not a socialist. More like the end goal of [[File:Stalin.png]] him... or [[File:Dengf.png]] him, and for that matter [[File:Necon.png]] him as well.
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
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*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - You're the real oxymoron here, so stop denying it.
*[[File:Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism]] - Read above.
*[[File:Reactbert.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism]] - Come on, are you serious?!
*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Stop manufacturing consent!
*[[File:8ValuesBall.png]] [[File:Centrist-purple.png]] A whole load of political tests - NO, MARXISM IS NOT AUTHORITARIAN, DUMBASSES!
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