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===Friends of Eurasia=== |
===Friends of Eurasia=== |
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*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - So close! |
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - So close! |
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*[[File:Neobol.png]] [[Neo-Bolshevism]] - Eurasia forever! Although, you do take it a little far... |
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*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - On a good path. Your [[File:NatML.png]] Patriotic Socialism variant is especially based as well. |
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - On a good path. Your [[File:NatML.png]] Patriotic Socialism variant is especially based as well. |
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*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Nice cultural policies. |
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*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#Vladimir Putin|Putinism]] - The Western media outlets will always think that I'm your ideological brain. Your moves in Syria, Ukraine, Georgia and others are great but you should be way more hardline, for we need to have more ideological institutions. Regardless, we MUST win against the Nazis, for there can only be one Eurasia, and that is under our great leader. |
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#Vladimir Putin|Putinism]] - The Western media outlets will always think that I'm your ideological brain. Your moves in Syria, Ukraine, Georgia and others are great but you should be way more hardline, for we need to have more ideological institutions. Regardless, we MUST win against the Nazis, for there can only be one Eurasia, and that is under our great leader. |
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*[[File:Rashism.png]] [[Jingoism|Rashism]] - We must defeat Ukraine, for the sake of multipolarity! The Atlanticists must be buried, only then will the world breathe again! |
*[[File:Rashism.png]] [[Jingoism|Rashism]] - We must defeat Ukraine, for the sake of multipolarity! The Atlanticists must be buried, only then will the world breathe again! |
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*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism]] - The vanguard of the Eurasian revolution! Your [[File:PatrioticParty.png]] Turkish variant is literally me! |
*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism]] - The vanguard of the Eurasian revolution! Your [[File:PatrioticParty.png]] Turkish variant is literally me! |
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⚫ | *[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - You want a multipolar world led by socialists too. That's based, and a huge improvement from the days of [[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Deng]]. Why won't you cut the economic ties with Westoids completely though? <s>Oh, right, money. You'll do it if the situation escalates in the South China Sea though.</s> |
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*[[File:Milosevic.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism#Miloševićism|Milosevicism]] - The most based Yugoslavian leader who tried to cleanse the legacy of [[File:JosipBrozTito.png]] Tito the Traitor. Rest in power, legend, and may your demise be on the West. |
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*[[File:Afrsoc.png]] [[African Socialism]] - A true revolutionary fighting against neo-colonialism. [[File:EFF.png]] Julius Malema is extremely based, and has denounced Western imperialism against Putin and Russia! |
*[[File:Afrsoc.png]] [[African Socialism]] - A true revolutionary fighting against neo-colonialism. [[File:EFF.png]] Julius Malema is extremely based, and has denounced Western imperialism against Putin and Russia! |
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*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - A great ally against the Western unipolar hegemony. [[File:Bashar al-Assad.png]] Assad is especially based! |
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - A great ally against the Western unipolar hegemony. [[File:Bashar al-Assad.png]] Assad is especially based! |
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*[[File:Saadeh.png]] [[Saadehism]] - You're not all that but if something happens to [[File:Neo-Baath.png]] them, you'll probably be in charge. |
*[[File:Saadeh.png]] [[Saadehism]] - You're not all that but if something happens to [[File:Neo-Baath.png]] them, you'll probably be in charge. |
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*[[File:Gaddaficap.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - Libya was way better under you. |
*[[File:Gaddaficap.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - Libya was way better under you. |
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*[[File:Neobol.png]] [[Neo-Bolshevism]] - Eurasia forever! Although, you do take it a little far.. |
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*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - Very based, Latin America's fight for a better future free from American imperialism. Latuff has some based takes against libtards. |
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - Very based, Latin America's fight for a better future free from American imperialism. Latuff has some based takes against libtards. |
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⚫ | *[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - You want a multipolar world led by socialists too. That's based, and a huge improvement from the days of [[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Deng]]. Why won't you cut the economic ties with Westoids completely though? <s>Oh, right, money. You'll do it if the situation escalates in the South China Sea though.</s> |
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*[[File:Ethcac.png]] [[Ethnocacerism]] - Even better than the last three. Almost '''perfection'''. |
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*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Some good ideas but you need to accept socialist economics! |
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Some good ideas but you need to accept socialist economics! |
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*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - And you need to reject left-wing cultural positions! |
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - And you need to reject left-wing cultural positions! |
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*[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - A great example of an esoteric ideology that is genuinely and diametrically OPPOSED to us (although the economics and Gumilyov are based... Wait, am I basically you but in practice and actually real?). |
*[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - A great example of an esoteric ideology that is genuinely and diametrically OPPOSED to us (although the economics and Gumilyov are based... Wait, am I basically you but in practice and actually real?). |
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*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - Why did you bring liberalism into left-wing politics? You essentially removed all of your redeeming qualities, enjoy the taste of tank tracks for lunch! |
*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - Why did you bring liberalism into left-wing politics? You essentially removed all of your redeeming qualities, enjoy the taste of tank tracks for lunch! |
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*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Traitor who sided with Atlanticists over his supposed Soviet comrades. Stalin was right to call you a "bloody hound"! |
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*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - The worst possible expression of liberalism. You want to destroy illiberal cultures! Although, your [[File:Hippie.png]] non-interventionist friend here fought against [[File:Necon.png]] his lies, and that I can respect. |
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - The worst possible expression of liberalism. You want to destroy illiberal cultures! Although, your [[File:Hippie.png]] non-interventionist friend here fought against [[File:Necon.png]] his lies, and that I can respect. |
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*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - You are scum of the earth, you're even worse than the above! '''Off to the window, you liberal freak!''' |
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - You are scum of the earth, you're even worse than the above! '''Off to the window, you liberal freak!''' |
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*[[File:Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism]] - |
*[[File:Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism]] - More like "Literally Slutty-ism". Enjoy your <s>STDs</s> Western values! |
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*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Anarchist and progressive queer, you belong to a children's playground. <s>"I agree that gender is a social construct, it is not something biological, because I don't believe in biology. But I think we could choose."</s> |
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Anarchist and progressive queer, you belong to a children's playground. <s>"I agree that gender is a social construct, it is not something biological, because I don't believe in biology. But I think we could choose."</s> |
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*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - The worst mutation of liberalism possible. |
*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - The worst mutation of liberalism possible. |
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*[[File:Homobert.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Gay Libertarianism]] - And you’re the worst mutation of libertarianism, you ARE completely irredeemable! |
*[[File:Homobert.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Gay Libertarianism]] - And you’re the worst mutation of libertarianism, you ARE completely irredeemable! |
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*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - The enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend. Your Cultural Revolution destroyed the very foundations that China was built on, and is exactly why ultra-progressivism is a disaster! I also won't forget how you welcomed Nixon to China in 1972. From that moment on, you and your successor [[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Deng]] worked with the Americans against us! |
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - The enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend. Your Cultural Revolution destroyed the very foundations that China was built on, and is exactly why ultra-progressivism is a disaster! I also won't forget how you welcomed Nixon to China in 1972. From that moment on, you and your successor [[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Deng]] worked with the Americans against us! |
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*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - I don't care if Khrushchev was anti-Stalinist and liberal, you left the Eastern bloc, one of [[File:ML.png]] his greatest achievements, and that alone is enough to pit me against you! |
*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - I don't care if Khrushchev was anti-Stalinist and liberal and if Tito was a traitor, you left the Eastern bloc, one of [[File:ML.png]] his greatest achievements, and that alone is enough to pit me against you! |
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*[[File:MLM.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism-Maoism]] and [[File:Mao3word.png]] [[Maoism-Third Worldism]] - You're fake socialists and degenerates, and the only thing you do is unleash destruction upon countries like the Jungle Trots that you are. '''I am the true representative of the Third World!''' Also, "no war but class war"? Even if the three of us hate liberalism, neither of you belong to any position of power. |
*[[File:MLM.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism-Maoism]] and [[File:Mao3word.png]] [[Maoism-Third Worldism]] - You're fake socialists and degenerates, and the only thing you do is unleash destruction upon countries like the Jungle Trots that you are. '''I am the true representative of the Third World!''' Also, "no war but class war"? Even if the three of us hate liberalism, neither of you belong to any position of power. |
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*[[File:Illum.png]] [[Illuminatism]] - Jean Parvulesco showed me that you are the ones controlling the USA and Great Britain. And you are probably an ancient Seth-worshipping cabal who already corrupted Atlantis.[http://www.4pt.su/en/content/america-green-country] [http://www.4pt.su/en/content/great-war-continents] |
*[[File:Illum.png]] [[Illuminatism]] - Jean Parvulesco showed me that you are the ones controlling the USA and Great Britain. And you are probably an ancient Seth-worshipping cabal who already corrupted Atlantis.[http://www.4pt.su/en/content/america-green-country] [http://www.4pt.su/en/content/great-war-continents] |