Gerontocracy

Gerontocracy
"Kids these days..." "Stop calling me a boomer!"
Basic Information
Aliases	Rule of the Elderly Grandpa Dictatorship Brezhnevism Bidenism
Alignment(s)	Non-Quadrant
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Oligarchy
Influenced	Necrocracy
Notable people	Leonid Brezhnev Joe Biden
Notable examples	The USSR under Leonid Brezhnev (1964-1982) Current day American government
Character Information
Likes	Boiled Sweets Cross-word puzzles Sleeping Social Security
Dislikes	Being called a boomer Millenials His wife
Song	2 Hours of boomer music It's just a burning memory Heartaches (normal version) Eastenders Theme

"It's just a burning memory..." -Al Bowlly

Gerontocracy is a form of oligarchical rule in which an entity is ruled by leaders who are significantly older than most of the adult population. The ancient Greeks were among the first to believe in this idea of gerontocracies; as famously stated by Plato "it is for the elder man to rule and for the younger to submit". However, these beliefs are not unique to ancient Greece, as many cultures still subscribe to this way of thinking. This belief has been very common in ancient tribal communities as the lack of writing meant that people relied on older people to seek knowledge much more frequently.

Often these political structures are such that political power within the ruling class accumulates with age, making the oldest the holders of the most power. Those holding the most power may not be in formal leadership positions, but often dominate those who are. In a simplified definition, a gerontocracy is a society where leadership is reserved for elders.

How to Draw

1. Draw a ball
2. Color it gray
3. Give it a cane
4. Add eyes
5. Give it hair with a darker shade of gray
6. Done

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Gray	#C3C3C3	195, 195, 195
	Darker Gray	#7F7F7F	127, 127, 127

Relations

Friends

• Boiled sweets - As an old person I cannot resist boiled sweets.
• Classical Conservatism - Things aren't like they used to be.
• Apoliticism - Fellow wife hater.
• Traditionalism - Now back in our day...
• Neoconservatism - Get those hippies!
• Paleoconservatism - Hah! You get me!
• Democratism - Ridin' with Biden!
• Conservatism - I still like Ike!
• Tribalism - Respects me.
• Reactionary Socialism - Back in my day, a man cared about his fellow man.
• Populism - He promised the return of the good ol' days.

Frenemies

• Anarcho-Primitivism - Also likes the good old days but goes a little too far.
• Showaism - An old friend who is batshit crazy.
• Marxism–Leninism - I basically ran the show in the USSR from the 1950s onwards.
• Alt-Lite - I'm all for kids embracing traditions, but not this crap.
• Necrocracy - Like me but even older, and you creep me out.

Enemies

• File:Progress.png Progressivism - Darn hippies...
• National Socialism - We fought to liberate Europe from your newfangled evil idea.
• Alt-Right - The only "redpill" I need to take is some Tylenol after listening to these kids's internet jibber jabber.
• Transhumanism - Darn kids and their stupid gadgets!

Further Information

Wikipedia

• Gerontocracy
• Joe Biden
• Leonid Brezhnev
• Nancy Pelosi
• Elizabeth II
• Paul Biya

Online Communities

• Facebook

Videos

• The Caretaker - Everywhere At The End Of Time - Stages 1-6 (Complete)
• The Caretaker - An Empty Bliss Beyond This World
• The Caretaker - Everywhere, an empty bliss (FULL ALBUM)
• The Caretaker - Persistent repetition of phrases

Gallery

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  By User:Muddy Mudkipz

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