Hibernocracy

Hibernocracy
"Oh Sasanach! Don't you remember about the 1 Gorillion people who died in the Drochshaol?"
Basic Information
Aliases	Hibernism
Alignment(s)	Non-Quadrant
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Bankocracy Plutocracy
Character Information
Likes	Controlling the world, St. Patrick's Day, Leprechaun gold at the end of the rainbow Ireland
Dislikes	Jews, British
Song	Come out ye Black and Tans Kinky Boots Óró! 'Sé do bheatha 'bhaile

The Hibernocracy, Hibernian Conspiracy or Paddy Occupied Government (abbreviated as POG) is a parody of the Jewish conspiracy theory a.k.a. Zionist Occupation Government (ZOG) claiming that the Irish secretly control or aim to control the world, evidenced by the number of ethnic Irish-Americans present in the American government, media and federal reserves. The term is derived from Hibernia, the Latin name for Ireland.

Hibernian conspiracists (commonly referred to as the H-woke) employ similar terminology and dogwhistles used in reference to the Jewish conspiracy, such as substituting (((the triple parentheses))) with shamrock emojis (☘️) to indicate affiliation with Ireland or Irish ancestry. Other "dogwhistles" include denying the Irish potato famine and making reference to protocols of the druidic elders of Hibernia.

It can also be used to refer to the pre-British Celtic form of governance that Ireland was under, and is often cited as a real world form of proper Anarcho-Capitalism and is often seen reminiscing about them with the good old days.

Personality and Behavior

Hibernocracy is very secretive. He has a strange grudge against Zionism, which can only be explained through some sort of rivalry. Nobody can really tell if he is actually Irish, or simply an Irish-American from Boston.

He's also obsessed with the Irish Civil War and the Troubles. He often posts IRA memes & sings IRA war songs to piss british people off.

How to Draw

1. Draw a three-leaf shamrock or four-leaf clover with eyes.
2. Color the shamrock green.

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Green	#22B14C	34, 177, 76

Relationships

Friends

• Reactionary Socialism - Anything to get rid of the black & tans!
• Republicanism - Better than the fascists!
• Social Democracy, Liberal Conservatism & Christian Democracy - My 3 parties, who control the homeland while I take control of the world!
• Blueshirtism - Tiocfaidh ár lá!
• Bankocracy - Thanks for making them get the blame and keeping the heat off of us.
• Anarcho-Capitalism - Tell the Sassenachs all about our glorious Brehon Law, anything to get them on our side.
• Indigenism - I will never forget that you donated what little you had to us in one of our bleakest of moments in history because you didn't want us to suffer like your people did. While I may secretly control the world as the supreme master race we will make sure you will join us as the masters of the world after we deal with assmilating and relocating those savage Brits.

Frenemies

• Francoism - You killed republicans, ye gobshite! At least you aren't a Brit.
• Marxism–Leninism - Sometimes I wish we were still fighting the black & tans!
• Anarcho-Pacifism - The Troubles were a horrible time for Ireland but the treaty sucks too!

Enemies

• British Fascism - Briotanaigh amach!
• Thatcherism - Póg mo thóin!
• Monarchism - 800 YEARS! Éire will no longer be tested!
• Conservatism - Eoin O'Duffy denounced Fine Gael for a reason.

Further Information

• The Hibernian Conspiracy by NoamChimpsky
• List of US presidents with Irish descent
• Irish republican army

Gallery

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  Who's Really Behind Pride Month? by Kozarr

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  Hibernian Statistics by Unknown

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  The True Ruler(s) of Everything by u/FishlionB]