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Fictional Ideology
"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

The Hibernocracy, Hibernian Conspiracy or Paddy Occupied Government (abbreviated as POG) is a parody of the Jewish conspiracy theory a.k.a. Zionist Occupation Government (ZOG) claiming that the Irish secretly control or aim to control the world, evidenced by the number of ethnic Irish-Americans present in the American government, media and federal reserves. The term is derived from Hibernia, the Latin name for Ireland.

Hibernian conspiracists (commonly referred to as the H-woke) employ similar terminology and dog whistles used in reference to the Jewish conspiracy, such as substituting (((the triple parentheses))) with shamrock emojis (☘️) to indicate affiliation with Ireland or Irish ancestry. Other "dog whistles" include denying the Irish potato famine, the participation of the Saint Patrick's Battalion in the Mexican-American war and making reference to protocols of the druidic elders of Hibernia.

It can also be used to refer to the pre-British Celtic form of governance that Ireland was under, and is often cited as a real-world form of proper Anarcho-Capitalism and is often seen reminiscing about them with the good old days.

Personality and Behavior

Hibernocracy is very secretive. He has a strange grudge against Zionism, which can only be explained through some sort of rivalry. Nobody can really tell if he is actually Irish, or simply an Irish-American from Boston.

He's also obsessed with the Irish Civil War and the Troubles. He often posts IRA memes & sings IRA war songs to piss british people off. He may have previously had ties to the mafia.

How to Draw

  1. Draw a three-leaf shamrock or four-leaf clover with eyes.
  2. Color the shamrock green.
Color Name HEX RGB
Green #22B14C 34, 177, 76



  • Blueshirtism - Tiocfaidh ár lá!
  • Irish Citizen Army - May Ireland be one nation again, free from those pesky Brits!
  • Republicanism - Better than the fascists!
  • Social Democracy, Liberal Conservatism & Christian Democracy - My 3 parties, who control the homeland while I take control of the world!
  • Catholic Theocracy - Helping me to puppet the world!
  • Financialism - Thanks for making them get the blame and keep the heat off of us.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Tell the Sassenachs all about our glorious Brehon Law, anything to get them on our side.
  • Indigenism - I will never forget that you donated what little you had to us in one of our bleakest of moments in history because you didn't want us to suffer like your people did. While I may secretly control the world as the supreme master race we will make sure you will join us as the masters of the world after we deal with assmilating and relocating those savage Brits.


  • Francoism - You killed republicans, ye gobshite! At least you aren't a Brit.
  • Marxism–Leninism - Sometimes I wish we were still fighting the black & tans!
  • Anarcho-Pacifism - The Troubles were a horrible time for Ireland but the treaty sucks too!
  • Zionism - My rival for world domination. Of Course I'll come over for Hanukkah.



Further Information




  1. Irish member of NESTS, a secret society