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* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Thanks for saving the motherland from the imperialist pig. |
* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Thanks for saving the motherland from the imperialist pig. |
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* [[File: Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - You always got my back. <s>My puppet master |
* [[File: Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - You always got my back. <s>My puppet master</s>. |
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* [[File: Castro.png]] [[Castroism]] - My only friend in the west. |
* [[File: Castro.png]] [[Castroism]] - My only friend in the west. |
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* [[File: Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - I learned a lot from you. |
* [[File: Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - I learned a lot from you. |
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Revision as of 11:30, 28 March 2021
Juche is a totalitarian, economically left to far-left, culturally conservative and ethno-ultranationalist ideology inhabiting the top center of the authoritarian left quadrant. He believes in a autarkic state that treats its leader like a god.
Personality
He believes that only through self-reliance and national independence can national unity be achieved. He loves his nukes and is not hesitant to flex them. Despite being strongly atheist, he considers himself to be a god to the extent that outsiders believe that he is theocratic.
Stylistic Notes
- Very fanatical, almost as much as John Travolta.
- Anti-religious but believes himself to be a god.
- Will get very upset and violent if ridiculed.
- Temperamental, and will be set off by even the slightest disrespect.
- Launches nukes at anybody he disagrees with, although the nukes are cheaply made and don't always work.
- Oppressive in the streets but dirty in the sheets with hot North Korean soldier girls.
How to Draw
Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward:
- Draw a ball
- Fill the ball with red
- Add the WPK symbol in yellow
- Add the eyes and you're done!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Red | #D40000 | 212, 0, 0 | |
| Yellow | #FFCC00 | 255, 204, 0 | |
Relations
Friends
Marxism–Leninism - Thanks for saving the motherland from the imperialist pig.
Maoism - You always got my back. My puppet master.
Castroism - My only friend in the west.
Titoism - I learned a lot from you.
Posadism - You might be a dirty Trot but your love for nukes is neat.
Protectionism - Gotta P R O T E C C.
Necrocracy 
- My good buddy who technically leads my country.
Conservative Socialism - Me but less nationalist and less communist. For some reason he tries to avoid me.
Totalitarianism - Thank you for teaching how to integrate my thoughts into every aspect of society!
National Communism - Me but less socially conservative.
Isolationism - We don't need help.
Frenemies
National Bolshevism - Whaaat? We're totally not the same.
Monarcho-Socialism - Not the same but a lot of people seem to think we are
Trumpism - We tight, but please don't rain "fire and fury" on me.
Dengism - A great ally and supporter of my small nation, if a bit too capitalist for my liking.
Reactionary Socialism - Too extreme right and nationalist for my liking, but kinda based.
Mercantilism - Enriching the state is good, capitalism and imperialism are bad.
Fascism - This "everything within the state" stuff you believe in is actually a good idea, but you're still a filthy axis member!
State Atheism- Fuck religion but for christ's sake, let me try to LARP as a god to my citizens. It's a way to keep them in check.
Enemies
Showaism - Evil Japanese imperialist
Neoconservatism - I'll nuke you someday.
Neoliberalism - You can't touch me.
Ilminism - I would've ended you back in 1950, if it wasn't for those 
western imperialists.
Further Information
Wikipedia
Articles
- Juche, the state ideology that makes North Koreans revere Kim Jong Un, explained
- 'Juche' rules North Korean propaganda, but what does it mean?
