Juche
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Juche is a totalitarian left socialist, culturally conservative and highly nationalist ideology inhabiting the top center of the authoritarian left quadrant.
Personality
He believes that only through self-reliance and national independence can national unity be achieved. He loves his nukes and is not hesitant to flex them. He is basically a theocracy, as the supreme leader is revered as a god. If you join this ideology, you cease the need to defecate or urinate.
Also loves his supreme leader.
Stylistic Notes
- Very fanatical, almost as much as John Travolta
- Juche believes himself to be a god
- Will get very upset and violent if ridiculed
- Temperamental, and will be set off by even the slightest disrespect.
- Launches nukes at anybody he disagrees with, although the nukes are cheaply made and don't always work
How to Draw
Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward:
- Draw a ball
- Fill the ball with red
- Add the WPK symbol in yellow
- Add the eyes and you're done!
Relations
Friends
Marxism–Leninism - Thanks for saving the motherland from Nippon imperialist pig.
Maoism - You always got my back. My puppet master.
Castroism - My only friend in the west.
Titoism - I learned a lot from you.
Posadism - You might be a dirty Trot but your love for nukes is neat,
Protectionism - Gotta P R O T E C C.
Trumpism - We tight.
Necrocracy 
- My good buddy who technically leads my country.
Frenemies
National Bolshevism - Whaaat? We're totally not the same.
Monarcho-Socialism - Not the same but a lot of people seem to think we are
Enemies
Showaism - Evil Japanese imperialist
Neoconservatism - I'll nuke you someday.
Further Information
Wikipedia
Articles
- Juche, the state ideology that makes North Koreans revere Kim Jong Un, explained
- 'Juche' rules North Korean propaganda, but what does it mean?
