Kakistocracy

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Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideologyball. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.


Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist / Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy!

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals. He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

.*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically your country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Personality

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).

His imbecility is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!

I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.

She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young

To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.

We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.

But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol

But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.

Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest

She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness

I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.

I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song

Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

I'm havin sex with your mother

That makes me better than you.

I'm havin sex with your mother

That makes me better than you.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

How to Draw

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Draw a stripe of light-green (#00d560).
  3. Draw a white (#ffffff) silhouette of a head in profile.
  4. Draw an Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00d560).
  5. Add the eyes (and make them as stupid looking as possible) and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

Enemies

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

Further Reading

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