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Revision as of 03:47, 22 January 2022
Longism is an economically left-wing, culturally center, statist AuthLeft ideology. Longism name, ideology, and personality are based on Huey Long, governor and senator from Louisiana in the 1930s. While believing in Capitalism, Longism wants to heavily regulate the markets with his "Share Our Wealth" plan, which involved taxing the rich to fund social programs for free education, old-age pensions, public works, and universal basic income.
What sets him apart from Social Democracy and other moderate AuthLeft ideologies is that he believes that the use of corruption and intimidation to undermine opponents are valid ways to achieve reform.
History
Personality and Behaviour
- Despite the crown, Longism is not a monarchist. He wears the crown due to his belief that every man should be a king through social programs.
- Frequently denies being socialist, but admits to voting for leftist economic policies all the time as per the real Huey Long.
- Hates LibRight ideologies with a burning passion, usually tolerates others if they aren't getting in his way.
- Will often make speeches about his childhood or early career and how they relate to current politics and his beliefs.
- Loves football and gin fizzes (specifically the New Orleans/Ramos gin fizz)
- Gets along great with his Distributism
- Loves the Hearts of Iron IV mod Kaiserreich because Huey Long has a major presence in the mod
How to Draw
- Draw a circle.
- Draw a simplified version of the Coat of Arms of Huey Long, starting with the diagonal red lines, then the fish, then the fish's crown. (The latter two don't need to be complicated/have details, using a solid color is fine.)
- Add a crown to Longism.
- Add eyes.
- Done!
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
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Blue | #0026FF | 0, 38, 255 | |
Red | #BD2E2A | 189, 46, 42 | |
White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
Greyish Blue | #0B6894 | 11, 104, 148 | |
Yellow | #FFFF00 | 255, 255, 0 |
Relationships
Friends
- Machiavellianism - I'm a "the ends justify the means" type of guy.
- Christian Democracy - My greatest influence. Shame he's so committed to democracy.
- Distributism - Probably my best friend, we're united in the cause of Sharing the Wealth!
- Social Democracy - A great guy and a great friend with great ideas, too bad he insists on "democracy" even when it doesn't always get the job done. Runner up for my best friend.
- Paternalistic Conservatism - A bit of patriotism and a bit of wealth sharing sounds amazing.
- Authoritarian Democracy - How I get in power (democracy) and how I keep it (authoritarianism).
- Social Authoritarianism - This guy gets me.
- Left-Wing Populism - One of my earliest friends and supporters, I am for the poor man after all.
- Peronism - In many ways, he is my Argentine equivalent.
- Bull Moose Progressivism - Fellow trust-busting patriot. Could be less imperialist, however.
Frenemies
- Welfare Chauvinism - We agree on most things, but you're too nationalistic.
- Keynesianism - All I care is what the boys at the forks of the creek think of me.
- File:Soc.png Socialism - Has more good ideas than bad, but insists on dressing up in an un-American red.
- Social Libertarianism - Wants to share the wealth, but when it comes to busting those trusts he tends to falter.
- Monarcho-Socialism - I don't like how people say that we're similar, but he does have quite a bit of neat ideas.
- Anarcho-Monarchism - This isn't exactly what I meant by "every man a king", but your hearts in the right place... I think.
- New Dealism - Too moderate.
Enemies
- Syndicalism / Anarcho-Syndicalism - GODDAMN UNAMERICAN SYNDIES! Also, keeps thinking of a timeline where he fought them in a Second American Civil War.
- Marxism–Leninism - GODDAMN SOVIET AGENTS!
Using authority and loving charismatic strong men to fight capitalism is kinda cool though. - Anarcho-Capitalism - GODDAMN EXPLOITIVE CAPITALISTS!
- Fascism - I SAID EVERY MAN A KING, NOT JUST ONE ETHNIC GROUP.
- National Socialism - DON'T COMPARE ME WITH THAT SO-AND-SO! Anybody that lets his public policies be mixed up with religious prejudice is a plain God-damned fool.
- Radical Feminism, Libertarian Feminism and Anarcha-Feminism - I TOLD YOU I DON'T LITERALLY WANT ALL MEN TO BE KINGS. Also, "man" can be gender-neutral for human, you idiots.
- Urbism - Every man a king... of their own country??? That isn't what I intended.
- Kleptocracy - So you want to manipulate the institutions of the state to benefit yourself, and not your people?
- White Nationalism - The best way to circumcise a Klansman is to kick his sister in the chin.
Further Information
Literature
- My First Days in the White House
- All the King's Men (preview) by Robert Penn Warren
- Kingfish:The Reign of Huey P. Long (preview) by Richard D. White Jr.
- Every Man A King: The Autobiography Of Huey P. Long (preview)
Wikipedia
Videos
Websites
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