Capitalism

Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

Basic Information

Aliases

Market Economy
Laissez-Faire
Capitalist Mode of Production
Free Market
Cap
Big Boss

Crapitalism (By Leftists)
Radical Capitalism
RadCap

Alignment(s)

RightUnity

Capitalists

Ideological Information

Influenced by:

Classical Liberalism

Mercantilism
Industrialism
Meritocracy

Character Information

Likes

Money
Tax breaks
Oil
Adam Smith

Dislikes

Unions
Worker co-ops
The Environment

Song

Cha-ching song

For the Love of Money

Capitalism is an ideology representing a broad range of ideologies that fall under the umbrella of "Capitalism". Capitalism is often deeply understood as most people debating it think of it as a different thing, but we will define it by the three institutions: Capitalism, is defined in many different ways, by File:Soc.png Socialists it's usually defined as a system where the bourgeoisie exploit the proletariat, by market anarchists it's usually defined as corrupt markets and by Right-Libertarianism it's usually defined as a free enterprise system. Capitalism fundamentally needs 5 institutions to function:

Private Property
Free Exchange
Competition
Division of Labor
Social Co-operation

Other ingredients necessary for the development of Capitalism are:

Freedom of contract. There must be job flexibility and work contract, allowing better division of work and specialization.
Constitutional (limited) government to assure that private property is not violated by the state.
The exchange of goods and services in a market economy.
Free financial markets and access to capital.
Ease of starting and managing a business.
A good and efficient law system

Also the meaning of capital is often misunderstood, since it's not only money but everything necessary for the production of consumer goods: Workers, capacitation of the workers, machines, materials, the factory itself, financial capital (The money that finances those necessary capital goods), etc...

Capitalism can fall under any cultural and statist position but is always is on the right-wing on the economic spectrum (unless you're Capitalist Communism).

History

The expression "capitalist", which means a proprietor of capital, shows up sooner than the expression "private enterprise" and dates to the mid-seventeenth century. "Private enterprise" is determined from capital, which developed from capitale, a late Latin word based on caput, signifying "head"— which is likewise the cause of "property" and "cows" in the feeling of versatile property (just a lot later to allude just to livestock). Capital emerged in the twelfth to thirteenth hundreds of years to allude to reserves, load of product, total of cash or cash conveying interest.

By 1283, it was utilized in the feeling of the capital resources of an exchanging firm and was regularly traded with different words—riches, cash, reserves, merchandise, resources, property, etc...

According to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), the term "capitalism" first appeared in English in 1854 in the novel, "The Newcomes" by William Makepeace Thackeray, where he meant "having ownership of capital". Also according to the OED, Carl Adolph Douai, a German American socialist and abolitionist, used the phrase "private capitalism" in 1863.

Personality and Behaviour

Capitalism is obsessed with money and is portrayed as wealthy and owning several businesses. He is extremely anti-tax(Unless that tax is used to help bail out his company), anti-public property, pro-private ownership of capital. Capitalism is often portrayed with the personality and mannerisms of the character Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants.

How to Draw

Draw a ball with eyes,
Color the ball yellow,
Add a green dollar sign on its front,
Give the ball a black top hat and a golden monocle.

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Relationships

Busiess partners

Libertarianism - Helps me on the weed plantations.
Authoritarian Capitalism - You are not going to become state capitalism, right?
Pink Capitalism - We gotta meet the woke customer demand.
Paleolibertarianism - Conservative but more like me.
Hoppeanism - Helps me with racist customers.
Eco-Capitalism - Don't tell me I'm anti-enviromentalist, I always care about my property.
Anarcho-Capitalism - He thinks he is real capitalism, but I can work anywhere.
Agorism - Helps me to infiltrate red countries. Doesn't like me for some reason.
Mercantilism - Love you parent. Wish you were more pro-import, though.
Classical Liberalism - My other parent who shares my love for free trade. I remember when you cradled me in your arms.
Conservatism - You worked with me for so long... Ok, I will give you a discount.
State Capitalism - I always fill bad having deals with him, but pecunia non olet.
File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png Enlightenment - You made me possible.
Fiscal Conservatism - My favorite customer, always paying in time.
Civic Nationalism - Increases my client base.
Monarcho-Capitalism - He has an eye for luxury.
Pinochetism - Main helicopers importer.
Neoconservatism and Neo-Libertarianism - Make war, buy guns.
Plutocracy - "the direct goal of capitalism is plutocracy " - Vladimir Lenin from another universe
Objectivism - Oh baby, nobody else loves me like you!
Meritocracy - I aspire to be like you, dad.

Mixed

Kleptocracy- I can’t believe someone greedier than me exists but hey beggars cant be choosers.
Corporatism - I don't like him but, you know, money is money...Also could you like not to say that the banks are controlled by the jews or something.
Monarchism - I don't like him either with this Monarchy thing, but he is rich.
Capitalist Communism - 50% of the time you're right. The other 50% of the time you’re wrong.
Dengism - Capitalist Communism in practice.
Athenian Democracy - Why does one of the only non-capitalists who realizes that I don't support slavery have to mean that in a negative way!? Also slavery is wrong both morally and economically.
Paternalistic Conservatism - He is somewhat capitalistic but he supports this "social welfare" shit. Sorry bro, companies have the freedom to do whatever they please.
Social Democracy - He is somewhat capitalistic but he supports this "labor rights" shit. Then again, he might've saved my life in the Interwar period. I also liked how you crushed those commies in Germany.
Fascism - Thinks I'm a degenerate or whatever, but did a damn good job at crushing those commies (even though he was created by a former commie, so it's best to be wary).
National Socialism - Again, goes off about how I'm a degenerate or whatever, but certainly not a bad business partner by any means...

Competitors

File:Soc.png Socialism - STOP THE GODDAMN STRIKES!
Anarcho-Communism - Yeah, nice try.
Syndicalism & Anarcho-Syndicalism - STOP IT WITH THE DAMNED UNIONS!
Marxism–Leninism - You're nothing but a failure. Yet for some reason you’re popular with college kids.
Anti-Capitalism - FUCK OFF PEASANTY WORKER!
National Bolshevism - Racist commie.
Reactionary Socialism - REALLY racist commie....who wants to restore feudalism for some reason.
Feudalism - You had your day, now it's our turn. And quit rebranding yourselves as commies!
Antifa - I'm not based off human greed
Marxism - You're just a lazy college student who's never lived in a real Communist country