Dead Centrism

This article is about the mascot of the subreddit and the strawman of Centrism. For other uses, see Centrism.

Dead Centrism is a ball inhabiting the exact center of the political compass and is the mascot of Polcompball ~~but his role as the mascot of Polcompball Wiki was replaced by~~ File:Prog.png ~~Progressivism~~. He believes the best solution to all problems is an exact compromise between two extremes.

This leads him to advocate things considered very extreme and wacky for a centrist, like gassing half the Jews as a compromise between gassing no Jews and gassing all of them.

He is also the only Polcompball who can accurately and fairly pinpoint any other polcompball on a political compass, as he has no bias like the others.

History

The Strawman is Born

WIP

Personality and Behaviour

Dead Centrism has only half a personality, and their (half) personality is just indifference. Don't talk to them or you'll be (half) bored to death

How to Draw

Flag of Dead Centrism

Draw a ball,
Split the ball into four separate quadrants with black lines,
Fill in the quadrants clockwise starting at the top left in the following order: pale red, pale blue, pale yellow and pale green,
Draw a dark red circle in the middle of the four quadrants,
Add the eyes and you're done!

	HEX	RGB
Pale Red	#FABCBC	250, 188, 188
Pale Blue	#96D4FA	150, 212, 250
Pale Green	#C8FABC	200, 250, 188
Pale Yellow	#FAFAAF	250, 250, 175
Dark Red	#FA1925	250, 25, 37

Relations

Positive

All the other centrists - I like them, but they lean more towards a side of the political compass than I'd like.
Anti-Radicalism - Understands that the extremes must be stopped, but doesn't understand everyone else must be stopped too.
Liquid Democracy - Direct and Representative democracy simultaneously? This is the compromise of the century.
Capitalist Communism, Progressive Conservatism, Anarcho-Totalitarianism, and Archeofuturism - Half and half. That's good.