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=== Lawtards |
=== Lawtards === |
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*[[File:Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy]] - HAND OVER THE PURSE!!! |
*[[File:Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy]] - HAND OVER THE PURSE!!! |
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Revision as of 11:27, 26 October 2022
ILLEGALISM WUZ HERE!!1!!1
ILLEGALISM IS THE BASEDEST IDEOLOGY OF ALL
ALL OTHER WIKI IDEOLOGIES ARE BIG GAY!!! (especially 
My partner in crime)
FOLLOWING WIKI RULES AND GUIDELINES IS FOR MORALFAGS AND RULETARDS!!!
WIKI JANNIES AND MODERATARTDS CAN SEETHE AND COPE!
(We are sorry for the inconvenience, Illegalism has been fully apprehended by 
Police Statism for vandalism and has been banned indefinitely until further notice... DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!!!
(We are sorry for the continued inconvenience, Illegalism has been publically executed for several crimes and martial law has been declared to stop such dirty anarchists from getting power. -Stratocracy)
Illegalism is an 
Anarchist ideology and philosophy which claims that criminality is just another lifestyle. Stemming from the 
Individualist branch, it often uses the philosophy of File:Ego.png Egoism to justify its means, which most commonly includes theft and shoplifting, however, this may be expanded to include any crime which may improve its wellbeing. Illegalists also oppose markets and wage labor.
History
W.I.P.
Foundations
Renzo Novatore
WIP
Bonnot Gang
WIP
Variants
Left-Illegalism
Left-Illegalism differs from regular illegalism which is focused on anti-capitalist action. Most of their actions are squatting and vandalizing rich's property.
Right-Illegalism
Personality and Behaviour
- Gang member and
kleptomaniac. - Obnoxiously French.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw a line in near-black diagonally across the ball.
- Fill the bottom half of the ball with the same near-black color, and fill the top half with teal.
- Draw a white Anarchy symbol in the middle.
- Draw a big exclamation point (!) in the center of the "A".
- Add the eyes, and you're done!
- (Optional) Add a fedora and/or an eyepatch.
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black | #141414 | 20, 20, 20 | |
| Teal | #036A66 | 3, 106, 102 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
Relationships
Partners in Crime
Anarchism - I like disorder. It helps me take over the market.- File:Ego.png Egoism - No spooks, only our ego.
Queer Anarchism - So what if being LGBT is illegal in many places in the world? That just makes me want to do it more!
Revolutionary Progressivism - Same as above but more violent.
Anarcho-Individualism - Only self.
Insurrectionary Anarchism - Like me but more politically minded.
Hydrarchy - An old friend from across the sea.
Avaritionism - Member of my crime syndicate, les voleurs d’ego.
Manosphere - I don't see anything wrong with raping women. And I like incel shooters.
Soulism - My 1st weed consumer.
Neoluddism - Sending bombs via mail is based!
Anarcho-Nihilism - Me but without praxis.
Antifa - Riots are based.
Accelerationism - If speeding is a crime, I'm in.- Bulleted list item
Neutral
- Kleptocracy - We pretend to hate each other but secretly work together under the table. But I might take him out when he runs out of his usefulness.
Post-Left Anarchism - Brother, you're a fool to fight for causes.
Agorism - Black markets are BASED! But why do you want to ban red markets? Selling organs and stolen things are based too!
Libertarianism - You hate monopolies but usually follow the law? CRINGE!
Anarcho-Capitalism - You respect the individual and have plenty of sh*t for me to steal.
Ego-Communism - You wanna be a selfish bastard like me but you're still a commie!
Communalism - I agree that if I want something I can just take it, but I will NOT give you MY things.
Apoliticism - You hate politics but you’re spooked by law? Cringe.
Anarcho-Fascism - School shootings and duels are based but you’re too concerned about all this “tradition and nation” BS.
Lawtards
Gerontocracy - HAND OVER THE PURSE!!!
Fascism - Anti-individualist!
National Socialism - Anti-individualist! Dirlewanger was based through.
Marxism–Leninism - Anti-individualist!
Bankocracy - Put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!!
Caudillismo - Holy sh*t stop shooting at me!
Kritarchy - Suspend the trial! *points gun* I repeat, SUSPEND THE TRIAL!
Police Statism - YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE PIGS! *pew pew* Just admit that you are basically him.
Platformism - F*ck your organization, fake anarchist!
Legalism - Yes, I am motivated by my self-interest. Do you think you aren’t?
Further Information
Gallery
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