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*[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustin_Barruel Augustin Barruel] |
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Revision as of 23:15, 11 July 2021
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Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
Illuminatism was born when 
Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png Enlightenment to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.
Illuminatism grew up in Bavaria which is part of today's 
Germany with his brother 
Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by 
Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.
History
Personality and Behaviour
Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.
He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.
How to Draw
Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracy relating to the Illuminati.
- Draw a triangle,
- Draw an eye (pupil optional),
- Make it green (#21B14C),
- (Optional) Draw a brick texture in darker green (#177E37) / black (#141414),
- You're finished.
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green | #21B14C | 33, 177, 76 | |
| Dark Green | #177E37 | 23, 126, 55 | |
| Black | #141414 | 20, 20, 20 | |
Relationships
Friends
Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
Hibernocracy - Zmw blf gll! (And you too!)
Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
Neoliberalism - Nb kizcrh. (My praxis.)
Tridemism 
and 
Caste System - Sr, uvoold girzmtov. (Hi, fellow triangles.)
Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
Oligarchy - Nv yfg ovhh hgvzogsb (Me but less stealthy.)
Blanquism - gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
Frenemies
Capitalism - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv droo yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I fund his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of 
his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
Enemies
- Rebelling puppets
Feudalism and 
Monarchism - You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.
Posadism and 
Right-Wing Populism - THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
Avaritionism - You are a dead man.- File:Ego.png Egoism - Will probably be the last to submit.
Reactionary Socialism - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully he destroyed his reputation, and his grandson is obeying my orders.- Right-Wing Populism - HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
Further Information
Wikipedia
Gallery
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