Esoteric Socialism

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Fictional Ideology
"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

Esoteric Socialism, also known as Masonic Socialism, is an authoritarian-left, globalist ideology that claims to secretly control the world through groups of powerful Freemasons and lobbyists. It is essentially a version of popular conspiracy theories connecting communism to the Freemasons and the occult, but entirely unironically. He has a secret plan to create chaos in the world in order to bring the Anti-Christ back, or something. Also he might actually be a Lizard Person???

Personality

Esoteric Socialism is secretive, and lives in the shadows of society, controlling it all in secret alongside his more well-known brother, Illuminatism. Not much is known about his personality besides his lust for power and obsession with Satan.

How to Draw

Flag of Esoteric Socialism
  1. Draw a red circle
  2. Inside the circle, draw a square and compass with an arm and hammer inside of it in gold
  3. Draw eyes and you're done

Step 2 violates a rule, but I don't know how to fix it.

Stylistic Notes

  1. Esoteric Socialism may be drawn as a ball, triangle, or cube, depending on the artist
  2. Esoteric socialism might have props such as a Masonic gavel, a tracing board, or a book representing the Volume of Sacred Law. He may or may not have a pet owl.
Color Name HEX RGB
Red #D30000 211, 0, 0
Gold #FCC900 252, 201, 0


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Friends

Frenemies

  • Esoteric Fascism - We want to bring back the Old Gods and control the world. Also fuck you, you fash. I can copyright you whenever I please
  • Satanic Theocracy - Based, but he's too direct. You gotta do it in the shadows, that way the Dark Lord can get REAL power!
  • Secular Satanism - You have to understand that Satan is REAL!
  • State Atheism - The fool doesn't know about our secret schemes to take over the world! Bwahahahaha!
  • Christian Socialism - I just can't kill him. He is the only one who is nice to me while being a Christ-believer.
  • Catholic Theocracy - He doesn't know it, but the Holy See is actually controlled by me and my satanic lizard people. I'm not a fan of all the Jesus imagery though.
  • Pinochetism - We will never forgive you for what you did to Allende. Pinochet was also a Freemason since 1948 and he was more Useful than Allende. And actually were the ones who organized the 1973 Coup anyway.
  • State Liberalism - We both want the Great Reset but we need a communist world order instead of a capitalist one. You should also worship Satan. Wait, you do worship him? Just in secret?

Enemies

  • Christian Theocracy and Islamic Theocracy - The Anti-Christ/Dajjal will win!
  • Neoreactionarism - He knows too much about the cathedral, he must be silenced!
  • Nazism - The biggest threat we've ever faced but finally we brought him down.
  • Fascism - Same as the above.
  • Right-Wing Populism - One of the biggest threats to the lizard people, he must be silenced at all costs!
  • Khomeinism - You know too much. Stop him from getting nukes at all costs! We should not let the Mahdi appear, in that case he will destroy our evil order along with Jesus.
  • Neoluddism - The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been based on the human race.
  • Putinism - Ukraine belongs to us!
  • Reactionary Socialism - I hate you, but hey, my life without you would be boring. And a good bunch of my real life supporters are national-bolsheviks and neo-socialists, who are traditionalists and even catholic, we should collaborate more!
  • Marxism - Materialist communist that hates religions. And his awful theories caused a lot of misery for humanity in the 20th century. Gradual reforms and progress through reforms are much better. Also banks, governments, and religions are important for controlling society through shadows, and this scumbag wants to remove them too!
  • Anarcho-Communism & Anarchism in general - Naived and very dumb kids, that think that global anarchy is possible. Your ideas are even more out of reality than that bearded guy above.
  • Odalism - Euronymous...
  • Avaritionism - So, you want to have "No gods, no masters, no rules"? Denying media? Denying Satan? This is bulls... Get shot.
  • Posadism - Those damn Greys with their "Reptilian reactionaries" crap... Where is my disintegrator?

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