Nordic Model

Nordic Model
Bork, Börk, Børk!
Basic Information
Aliases	Scandinavian Model Scandinavian Social Democracy Scandinavian Social Fascism (pejoratively) Scandanavian Liberalism Progressive Foleyism Monarcho-Social-Democracy Nordic Capitalism Nordic Socialism (erroneously)
Alignment(s)	Centre-LibUnity Capitalists (Debatably) (Hated by majority in it) File:Soc.png Socialists (Debatably) (Also, hated by majority in it) Welfarists Culturally Left
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Social Corporatism Fiscal Conservatism Social Liberalism Social Democracy Social Capitalism State Capitalism (some) Third Way (some) Constitutional Monarchism (most) Monetarism (in 80s and 90s)
Influenced	Paternalistic Conservatism (Scandinavian countries)
Notable people	Gunnar Myrdal Bertil Ohlin
Notable examples	Kingdom of Denmark Kingdom of Sweden Kingdom of Norway Republic of Finland Iceland
Character Information
Likes	Nordic Countries, Welfare
Dislikes	Being called a socialist

Nordic Model is an economically variable, civically moderate, and culturally center-left ideology that believes in the Nordic political model. Combining market capitalism with a large welfare state and a neo-corporatist bargaining system.

It can be debated if the model is aligned more with Social Democracy or Social Liberalism caused by the similarities between the two of them.

Bernie Sanders is probably his biggest fan.

Personality

Shy, reserved, and pessimistic, but when you get to know him (or get him drunk), he is a very optimistic and happy go lucky kind of a person.

Likes to visit the sauna and get drunk.

His favorite drink is coffee.

How to Draw

Flag of Nordic Model

1. Draw a ball.
2. Draw the Sweden-Norway flag.
3. Draw two eyes.
4. You're done!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Red	#C60318	198, 3, 24
	Blue	#002368	0, 35, 104
	Yellow	#FACD01	250, 205, 1
	White	#FFFFFF	255, 255, 255

Relationships

Friendly

• Paternalistic Conservatism - I like how you help us when they get angry.
• Social Liberalism - Ease of doing business mixed with welfare programs? Based!
• Social Democracy - Love you grandma, even if you're a bit too interventionist.
• Constitutional Monarchism - He allowed me to work in his countries.
• Social Libertarianism - A more extremist version of myself.
• Social Corporatism - Good guy, even if he's too authoritarian.
• Monetarism - He helped me during the 80s and 90s.
• Third Way - My Anglosaphon counterpart and friend.
• Keynesianism - He taught me a lot during my early years.
• Social Capitalism - My economic system.
• Technoliberalism - Centrist capitalist unity!

Mixed

• Classical Liberalism - We all love markets, but slow down buddy!
• Social Authoritarianism - I like your democratic brother more
• Corporatism - I love your economics but please be less authoritarian.
• Democratic Socialism - Welfare's cool, but so is capitalism. (P.S. I'm not socialist!)
• Yellow Socialism - I like your economic ideas but sadly you're still socialist & we're not socialists.
• Fiscal Conservatism - Please can I spend just a little more? I promise I would be responsible.
• Esoteric Fascism - I hate you so much, but you're the only other guy at the Nordic Countries Fanclub.
• Sandersism - My #1 fanboy who doesn't seem to understand that I want to distance myself from socialism.
• Mediacracy - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad. Also press freedom is good.

Enemies

• File:Soc.png I'M NOT HIM!!! - Dear Americans, please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop calling me a Socialist. I already told you this over a million times, I AM NOT A SOCIALIST! Just because I have "socialized" healthcare, school and other things and both of us wanted a system working for everyone doesn't mean that I am him. Especially you Fox news, you once compared Denmark with Venezuela. My system is a Welfare economy which is NOWHERE NEAR Socialism. If you call me a Socialist again, I swear to God I will lose all my sanity. Thank you for reading this letter.
• Marxism - Hurr durr eat the rich fuck off psycho.
• Dengism - Ok economics but Jesus Christ you're evil.
• File:Marxlen.png Marxism–Leninism - For the last time we are not communist!
• Avaritionism - An ideology based on pure selfishness?
• Kraterocracy - An ideology based on pure conflict?
• Soulism - An ideology based on pure individualism?
• Hive-Mind Collectivism - An ideology based on pure collectivism?
• Neoliberalism - We could've shared a room but you hate the poor so fuck you. I like your son way more.
• National Socialism - You invaded Denmark and Norway, also very cringe.

Further Information

Literature

• The Nordic Model of Social Democracy by Dag Einar Thorsen, Nik Brandal, and Øivind Bratberg
• Viking Economics: How the Scandinavians Got It Right-and How We Can, Too by George Lakey
• The Nordic Theory of Everything: In Search of a Better Life by Anu Partanen
• The constitution of the Kingdom of Norway
• The Constitution of the kingdom of Sweden

Wikipedia

• Nordic Model
• Nordic model approach to prostitution
• National income policy agreement (Finland)
• Government Pension Fund of Norway
• Rehn–Meidner model
• Flexicurity

Gallery

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  Credit: Bruno-radicall

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