Kakistocracy

Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist / Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy!

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals. He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

.*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically your country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

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Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw tu Drah

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

Drah a bull.
Drah a stripe of leght-gren (#00D560).
Drah a whete (#ffffff) selhouwett of head in prufile.
Drah OMGA SIMBUL on duh face's furehead, also in leght-gren (#00D560).
Add duh eyes (and make them as stupid looking as possible) and you're done!

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COOL FRINEDZ

Democracy - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
Marxism–Leninism - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
Capitalism - i wike having money
Anarcho-Primitivism - you sownd funny! he says i help him owt. yay!
Minarchism - he said that he make lolipop less monies!
Primal Primitivism - teehee, a doggy!
Stratocracy - ooo! another doggy!
Corporatocracy - Yay, McDonalds!
Dengism - I wike Chinese food.
Maoism - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
Anarcho-Communism - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. that huwts. :(
Georgism - yay! kitty numbew thwee.
Circulus Theory - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
Mercantilism - I wike boats.
Demarchy - ooo! I wike Snakes and Wadders!
Gift Economy - Yay! Santa Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
Hydrarchy - Yay! I wove piwates! Aw aw aw!
National Liberalism - his funny youtube videos make me laff
Posadism - he make stuff go boom.
Accelerationism - go zoom, zoooom!
Piratism - Awr, more piwates!
Reactionary Socialism - Yay! Castles and knights! Can I mawwy the pwincess?
Industrialism - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.

CRWING

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

Technocracy - he call me dumb, but i wike him :(
Noocracy - he also call me dumb D:
Left Communism - I don't wike weading
Scientocracy - he still mad about the time i pwayed with his science stuff, but i said i was sowwy. :(
Transhumanism - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
Ingsoc - why does the squid man be meen?
Authoritarianism - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
Gerontocracy - gwumpy boomer calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
National Socialism - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
Voluntary Human Extinction - i wike people but you don't so i don't wike you, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)