Kahanism

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Not to be confused with Jewish-Nazism.

Kahanism is a religious, authoritarian, culturally and economically far-right ideology, he is based on the thoughts of Rabbi Meir Kahane:

  • Aliyah: all Jews should live in Israel
  • Anti-Semitism: anti-Semitism should be fought immediately and by all means necessary.
  • Democracy: Kahane legitimately wrote that a theocracy should exist in Israel where voting is for Jews only.
  • Violence: believes that hate and violence were terrible but terribly necessary at the right time and place.
  • Religion: Kahane wrote that every Jew should have enough Torah knowledge to be a qualified rabbi.
  • State: Israel should invade all of the land of greater Israel.

Personality and Behaviour

Kahanism is very angry at Anti-Semitism. He thinks about it a lot, and is a big gun nut. He's been pretty sad that he was banned in Israel for being racist (especially when the Islamists are at the edge of the Knesset), and doesn't like how Liberal Israel is. He remembers hating on Soviets in the 60's happily.

He also says "oy vey" a lot and he's very conservative. Studies Daf Yomi everyday.

How to Draw

The flag of Kahanism is based off of the flag of Kach, a now-defunct ultraconservative Israeli political party of which Meir Kahane was leader and founder.

 
Flag of Kahanism
  1. Draw a cube
  2. Paint the cube with yellow
  3. In the middle of the cube, draw the star of David on black with a yellow fist inside it.
  4. Draw the eyes
  5. (optional) Draw a big black kippah on him.
Color Name HEX RGB
Yellow #FFE100 255, 225, 0
Black #202020 32, 32, 32

Relationships

Friends

  •   Religious Zionism - My more moderate father and my only friend in the world.
  •   Trumpism - Perhaps my only other friend, I endorsed him for president.
  •   Pinochetism - Very smart goy he got rid of all the stupid Marxist collectivist criminals.
  •   Bolsonarism - Another great friend
  •   Reactionary Liberalism - Based social and economic views, democracy is cringe though but other than that you're cool.

Frenemies

  •   National Capitalism - You're alright but STOP HATING ON JEWS!
  •   Zionism - Fellow Jew, he's a good guy but he's too liberal and secular, also supports peace with THEM. He also hates me most of the time.
  •   Shapiroism - Good man, but supports peace with THEM, and said he likes democracy being for everyone.
  •   Jewish Theocracy - I read the tanakh daily but he judges me because he thinks usury is bad.
  •   Revisionist Zionism - Fellow Authoritarian Zionist, but you celebrated   his win! Plus, you're way too social in your economics, and believe Jordan shouldn't be part of greater Israel!

Enemies

  •   Marxism - Stupid fools, we need our own state! One world-government sucks!
  •   Luxemburgism - Goddamn anti-state, anti-religion, feminist, Marxist, traitor of a Jew!
  •   Marxism–Leninism - He starved millions of Jews to death, and gets rid of everyones culture!
  •   National Bolshevism - Same with Marxism-Leninism but now he's even more anti-Semitic!
  •   Islamic Theocracy - Stupid anti-Semitic Palestinian!
  •   National Socialism - Stupid Nazi kills many Jews, he also doesn't support a free market.
  •   Jewish-Nazism - How dare they work with THEM! Never again! Fake Jew!
  •   Reactionary Socialism - Socialist, feudalist, anti semitic, crusadist piece of trash! You're like Nazbol but worse!
  •   Jihadism - EVIL ANTISEMTIC MUSLIM WHO WANT TO KILL JEWS!!!
  •   Antifa/Anarcho-Communism   - You claim to stand against antisemitism, yet you are against Israel. Curious.
  •   Corbynism - You think Palestinians should have basic human rights? Pretty antisemitic if you ask me.

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