From Polcompball Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search

Not to be confused with Jewish-Nazism.

"I say the Arabs must leave Israel, precisely because I believe if the Arabs stay, they'll become the 'good Arabs' as I understand the term."

Kahanism is a religious, authoritarian, culturally and economically far-right ideology, he is based on the thoughts of Rabbi Meir Kahane:

  • Aliyah: All Jews should live in Israel.
  • Anti-Semitism: Anti-Semitism should be fought immediately and by all means necessary.
  • Democracy: Kahane wrote that a theocracy should exist in Israel where voting is for Jews only.
  • Violence: Believes that hate and violence were terrible but terribly necessary at the right time and place.
  • Religion: Kahane wrote that every Jew should have enough Torah knowledge to be a qualified rabbi.
  • State: Israel should invade all of the land of greater Israel.


Jewish National Capitalism

Jewish National Capitalism is based on Jewish ultranationalist views, usually based on the views of Aryeh Eldad and Michael Ben-Ari (the latter being more radical)

  • Aryeh Eldad - Aryeh Eldad is an Israeli physician and later politician, later a member of the Knesset for the Otzma Yehudit party and the National Union and founder of Hatikva. His political views are also present in Hatikva, based on the formation of a great Israel and that the creation of a Palestinian state would lead to a reign of terror and would be strongly an ultranationalist, anti-Arab and revisionist Zionism, even believing in secularism as We Will . He is also anti-Nazi, pro-marijuana legalization and pro-economic liberalism.
  • Michael Ben-Ari - Michael Ben-Ari is an Israeli archaeologist and politician, also a former member of the Knesset, known for his radical views as well as being a strong follower of Kahane and co-founder of Otzma Yehudit. His views are based on Kahane's core beliefs (so much so that he was a former member of Kach), mixing them with anti-Christianity, anti-Arabism, ultranationalism, and anti-Black racism.
    • Anti-Christianity: It is strongly anti-Christian, in which it tore up the New Testament and referred to it as a despicable and rubbish book of history, as well as criticizing the visit of Pope Benedict XVI as an offense to the victims of the holocaust.
    • Ultranationalism and anti-Arabism: He is extremely ultranationalist, in which he positioned himself in favor of Israel's attacks against Palestine, in addition to having stated that "Those who pity their enemies end up being cruel with their own people. Those who are cruel to their enemies really love their own people."
    • Black Anti-Racism: He blamed the increase in violence against illegal South Danes refugees, being against illegal aliens.

He was also arrested in 2009 after getting on an army truck and refusing to get off in a political act.

Goldstein Kahanism

Goldstein Kahanism is an ideology of Baruch Goldstein, Cave massacre of the Patriarchs, people who worship in their personality and inspired massacres.

  • Baruch Goldstein - Baruch Goldstein was an extremist murderous terrorist following Meir Kahane, responsible for the Cave of the Patriarchs massacre, in which 30 people died (including him). He was also a strong opponent of democracy, comparing it to Nazism.

The Cave of the Patriarchs massacre took place in 1994 on Purim Day at the Ibrahimi Mosque (Cave of the Patriarchs), in which he donned a military uniform and opened fire, killing 29 people, including children. It generated immediate protests and riots in the massacre, in which Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin even called the leader of the Palestine Liberation Organization, calling Goldstein a "disgusting and criminal act of murder" and decreed a curfew of 120,000 Palestinians to prevent further deaths, being disowned by both Muslims and most Jews.

After the massacre, there were several inspired incidents, which took place in the USA and Israel. Kach was classified as a terrorist organization and its members form prisoners, in addition to being repudiated by Israeli politicians and public, so much so that Netanyahu stated that "This was a despicable crime. I express my unequivocal condemnation". Hamas also began targeting innocent civilians in Israel because of the massacre, fueling extremism. Even though he was widely repudiated by Jews, there were some more extremists who began to venerate and worship the figure of Goldstein, calling him the "hero of Israel", in addition to having created a shrine in his tomb, which was later removed for fear of extremism.

Personality and Behaviour

Kahanism is very angry at Anti-Semitism. He thinks about it a lot and is a big gun nut. He's been pretty sad that he was banned in Israel for being islamophobic (especially when the Islamists are at the edge of the Knesset) and doesn't like how secular and compromising Israel is. He remembers hating on Soviets in the '60s happily.

He also says "oy vey" a lot and he's very conservative. Studies Daf Yomi every day.

How to Draw

The flag of Kahanism is based on the flag of Kach, a now-defunct ultranationalist Israeli political party of which Meir Kahane was leader and founder.

Flag of Kahanism
  1. Draw a cube
  2. Paint the cube with yellow
  3. In the middle of the cube, draw the star of David on black with a yellow fist inside it.
  4. Draw the eyes
  5. (optional) Draw a big black kippah on him.
Color Name HEX RGB
Yellow #FFE100 255, 225, 0
Black #202020 32, 32, 32



  • Religious Zionism - My more moderate father and my only friend in the world.
  • Trumpism - Perhaps my only other friend, I endorsed him for president. Please run again in 2024
  • Anti-Germanism - The only good commies and k*auts! DESTROY NAZI FILTH!
  • Pinochetism - Very smart goy he got rid of all the stupid Marxist collectivist criminals and supported Israel.
  • Bolsonarism - Another great friend.
  • Reactionary Liberalism - Based social and economic views, democracy is cringe though but other than that you're cool, Ayelet Shaked and her party are pals. Also embrace Judaism.
  • Feiglinism - My libertarian self. Why won’t you be authoritarian?!
  • Breivikism - Most based Alt-righter WhiteNat, national hero of Norway.


  • National Capitalism - You're alright but STOP HATING ON JEWS!
  • Alt-Right - Same for you.
  • Zionism - Fellow Jew, he's a good guy but he's too liberal and secular, also supports peace with THEM. He also hates me most of the time.
  • Bibism - Same as above.
  • Shapiroism - A good man, but supports peace with THEM, and said he likes democracy being for everyone.
  • Jewish Theocracy - I read the tanakh daily but he judges me because he thinks usury is bad.
  • Revisionist Zionism - Fellow Authoritarian Zionist, but you celebrated his win even if you did eventually renounce him ! Plus, you're way too social in your economics, and believe Jordan shouldn't be part of greater Israel!


  • Marxism - Stupid fools, we need our own state! One world-government sucks!
  • Spartacism - Goddamn anti-religion, feminist, Marxist, traitor of a Jew!
  • Marxism–Leninism - He starved millions of Jews to death, and gets rid of everyone's culture!
  • National Bolshevism - Same with Marxism-Leninism but now he's even more anti-Semitic!
  • Strasserism - Aren't you just nazbol again?
  • Islamic Theocracy - Stupid anti-Semitic sand ni🅱️🅱️er who wants to eradicate our superior Jewish state. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
  • Nazism - Stupid Nazi kills many Jews, he also doesn't support a free market. The Haavara Agreement is based tho.
  • Jewish-Nazism - How dare they work with THEM! Never again! Fake Jew!
  • Bundism - S*cular self-hating commie
  • Antifa - You claim to stand against antisemitism, yet you oppose me? Curious.
  • Corbynism - You think Palestinians should have basic human rights? Pretty antisemitic if you ask me.
  • Paleoconservatism - Anti-semite protectionist who follows the wrong faith.
  • Arab Socialism and Ba'athism - Socialist s*cular antisemitic sand ni🅱️🅱️ers.

Further information




Alternative History


Portraits and Artwork