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Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist / Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy!

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals. He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically your country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Perzunalitey

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

Drah a ball.
Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
Drah eyes and you're done.

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Relationsiupz

KEWL FRINEDZ

(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)

Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
Shawing guy - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
Muney guy - i wike muney!
Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funny
Wowipop wess monies guy - he said that he make wolipop wess monies!
Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
Doggy - ooo! another doggy!
Mcdonalds person - Yay, McDonalds!
Chinese person- I wike Chinese food.
Kitty that say mao - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
Kitty that scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. that huwts. :(
Kitty - yay! kitty numbew thwee.
More Kitty - Wow! More kitty? I wike this pwace!
Poopoo guy - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
Kind guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want.
Boat Guy - I wike boats.
Snakes and Wadders guy - ooo! I wike Snakes and Wadders!
Santa Cwaus - Yay! Santa Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
Piwate - Yay! I wove piwates! Aw aw aw!
Sawgon owf Awkad - his funny youtube videos make me laff
BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
Piwate - Awr, more piwates!
Knight - Yay! Castles and knights! Can I mawwy the pwincess?
Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
Bathism- Yes lets tak a bawth
Knight - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?

CRWINJUH

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

Person who call me dumb - he call me dumb, but i wike him :(
Person who call me dumb - he also call me dumb D:
Book Person - I don't wike weading
Person with weally cool science stuff - he still mad about the time i pwayed with his science stuff, but i said i was sowwy. :(
Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
Squid Man - why does the squid man be meen?
Time Owt Man - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
Boomer - gwumpy boomer calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
Person who took me to camping - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
Peopwe Hater - i wike people but you don't so i don't wike you, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)
"Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad

Furfer Infrumatishun

Literature

Be Stupid: For Successful Living. by Renzo Rosso
Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot by Tim Newark
Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others by Bruce Chapman
Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain by Spandrell

Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? by Wimpy Fart
Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap by PT Evans
Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero by PT Evans

Wikipedia

List of Sovereign states
The State
Wabbit Twouble (The Looney Tunes episode where Big Chungus debuted)

Videos

Online Communities

People

u/Gallowboob
u/spez
Angrybirdstd
Dmata (cwing boomer whu mayke pwage sewious!)

Gallery

Kakistocracy by TheLegend2T
Kakistocracy Makes a New Friend by OzymandiasFR
What Does Hate Technocracy About Kakistocracy by Borisyukishvili
Ingsoc and Kakistocracy Have a Lot in Common by ErinsHere
Confusing Memes Reupload Because I Needed To Fix by ProGremlinPlayer
-cracy-con by Staswall-e
It Was All Planned... by Staswall-e
Corporatocracy Reminds You To Vote by The-Posadist
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Credit: u/BE______________(Wiki) source

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+|likes = Doin' ur mom
 |definition = Doin your mom, doin doin your mom, doin your mom, doin doin your mom.
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+|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom]
-|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded]}}'''Kakistocracy''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.
+[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded]|founder=Big Chungus, 69 B.U.M. (Before Ur Mum)}}'''Kakistocracy''' is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomena.
 Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]] / [[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]!
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 <nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''
+Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically ''your'' country.
-== History ==
+== Hiztury ==
 While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".
@@ Line 32: / Line 35: @@
 The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".
-== Personality ==
+== Perzunalitey ==
 Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).
 His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.
-== How to Draw ==
+== Huw to Drah ==
 {{Flag|Kak_flag.svg}}
 The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
-# Draw a ball.
+# Drah a ball.
-# Draw a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
+# Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
-# Draw a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
+# Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
-# Draw Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
+# Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
-#Draw eyes and you're done.
+#Drah eyes and you're done.
 {{Flag-color
 |color1-name = Light Green
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 |color2-rgb = 255, 255, 255
 }}
-== Relationsiups ==
+== Relationsiupz ==
 ===KEWL FRINEDZ===
 ''(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)''
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 *[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
-==Further Information ==
+==Furfer  Infrumatishun ==
 ===Literature===
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 *[https://books.google.com/books?id=c9wYtQEACAAJ&dq=government+by+the+worst&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU_taY25noAhXUv54KHS5lD2IQ6AEwAHoECAAQAg Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others] by Bruce Chapman
 *[https://spandrell.com/2013/03/26/lee-kuan-yew-drains-your-brains-for-short-term-gain/ Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain] by Spandrell
+* [https://www.amazon.com/Diary-Farting-Creeper-Should-Explode-ebook/dp/B015S7R6HO/ref=pd_sim_351_1/132-1394827-0898624?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B015S7R6HO&pd_rd_r=e462ed6e-63bf-4703-a220-1ef250848878&pd_rd_w=9lqai&pd_rd_wg=IIaB3&pf_rd_p=3c412f72-0ba4-4e48-ac1 Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?] by Wimpy Fart
+* [https://www.amazon.com/Stinky-Steve-Book-Minecraft-Mishap-ebook/dp/B01I43E2MQ Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap] by PT Evans
+* [https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01I44IFIM?notRedirectToSDP=1&ref_=dbs_mng_calw_1&storeType=ebooks Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero] by PT Evans
 ===Wikipedia===
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 *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbert_principle Dilbert Principle]
 *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy Idiocracy]
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states List of Sovereign states]
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_(polity) The State]
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabbit_Twouble#%E2%80%9CBig_Chungus%E2%80%9D Wabbit Twouble] (The Looney Tunes episode where Big Chungus debuted)
 ===Videos===
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 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk Idiocracy] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge Mike Judge]
 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFMaX6ZS_vU The Worst Possible Political System || Hell || Negative Politics] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGSGPehp0RWfca-kENgBJ9Q Jreg]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PW8qZw4N80K3Gs87XGa_A Fatty Spins]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bIsC44xII "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQE-0-8tBwbIFKiBgiehH-g Bad Duck Media]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME Big Chungus Song] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/endigo/videos Endigo]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDoowoYzOI Big Chungus Song (the other one)] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCdyRg3u5O-EVP5p46QxcQ/videos CG5]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08AlPkjmnDo Pickle Rick Dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCajvuGkta86Ux04TszJFVeQ/videos TripON]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTgQ5SC-PU Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi2bIyFtz-JdI-ou8kaqsqg TRAP MUSIC NOW]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIhjqX_bA Nightcore - Doin your mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-4Q58mc2PhhzkeVjQLge0Q Nightcore paradise]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zecnwqXe850 Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCyg03T8kONH6eC_pheMmiQ Cheese touch gaming]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoaBgG1e7k THE URANUS SONG!] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/CRLproductions RyanStorm]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House)] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Enfield Harry Enfield]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8b7WhANNA 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/yomama Yo Mama]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BitqyHHYFBc peter griffin dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialShrek bethers]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWVNeDYZmU Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019))] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/chloenaiter burk]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ oki doki boomer] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUHzVzRwN_2x13IWQ9QVNg senzawa]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtqkxkt7Hyg Rick Astley - Ram Ranch] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmq-ya0oC7SB-DkHxeHHEaw Jar]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDnu0ixI-U Family Guy Fart Song] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/user/ExTiNcTuNiVerSe/ ExTiNcTuNiVerSe]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7cIFDS-5Cg Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0nB4gwGOrHKvaQJ1T82Htg Fortuna Design]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAywIU6FoM Peter Griffins Funniest Moments] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLIaNWPjvsSkWmQe45jayjA Marcos Ruiz]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp8sY06Qoc I'M PICKLE RICK!] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/c/NiftYeee/videos TheMajorNerd]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kef6ZkdgPM0&ab_channel=LordEddington Le Fishe 1 hour loop] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6FFPR0g52paPA9o1hsAPQ LordEddington]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPaYEBzaL4&ab_channel=PorcupineTv <nowiki>[ASMR] I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex]</nowiki>]  by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDFRjXc-kLBDYjLHLLdq9qQ Porcupine TV]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0&ab_channel=icanrockyourworld The Gummy Bear Song]by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLoKWb_rlp80mg0aSLtsUGw icanrockyourworld]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM Mr. Douchebag] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg Your Favorite Martian]
 ===Online Communities===
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 *u/spez
 *Angrybirdstd
+*Dmata (cwing boomer whu mayke pwage sewious!)
 ==Gallery==

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