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*[[File: Rockrep.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism]] - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! <s>Please dont regulate me</s> |
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*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( |
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( |
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*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Why would you need to brainwash people to do what they already want deep down? |
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Why would you need to brainwash people to do what they already want deep down? |
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Revision as of 13:07, 6 January 2022
Pink Capitalism, Rainbow Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally far-left, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with 
Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.
PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.
Personality
PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys, Nintendo Switches, pornography, drugs, and wears a certain pair of pride flag socks everyday.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball with Eyes
- Make a diagonal line through the ball
- Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink.
And you're finished.
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow | #F5FF00 | 245, 255, 0 | |
| Pink | #FFC0CB | 255, 192, 203 | |
Relationships
Friends
LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!- File:Progress.png Progressivism - My other big target demographic, they always come back everytime.
Neoliberalism - My less radical self.
Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
LibRights - Business partners.
Anarcho-Capitalism - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
Rockefeller Republicanism - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind!
Anarcho-Naturism - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others 
I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
Posadism - Want a pride skin to go with that McNuke?
Libertarian Feminism - She gets me most of the time!
Frenemies
- Rockefeller Republicanism - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind!
Please dont regulate me 
Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :(
Fordism - Why would you need to brainwash people to do what they already want deep down?
State Liberalism - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, but why the statism? Also, you're kind of violent.
Revolutionary Progressivism - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
LGBT Conservatism 
- Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
Dengism - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
Enemies
- Hoppeanism - EVIL NAZI "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
Marxism - Commodities on pride month go brr.
Marxism-Leninism - Cringe tankie. At least your modern followers are usually pro LGBT.
Anarcha-Feminism - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
National Feminism - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
Objectivism - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
Korwinism - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
National Bolshevism - My arch-nemesis.
Anarcho-Fascism - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
Conservative Socialism - Slightly better version of Nazbol but still bad.
Conservative Feminism - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
Castroism & 
Guevarism - EVIL CONSERVATIVE COMMIES!- Literally every
AuthLeft ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them. 
Maoism - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
Traditionalism - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
Alt-Right - Evil conservative who thinks that I am a socalist and marxist.
Alt-Lite - I am not a commie, OK?
Anarcho-Communism - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
Stalinism - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
National Capitalism - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
Putinism - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
Further information
Wikipedia
Online Communities
Videos
Gallery
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Credit: TheGreenGuy's drawing
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