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|image = Titoite ball.png
|image = Titoite ball.png
|caption = "Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani, Uz Maršala Tita, Smrt fašizmu, Sloboda narodu!"
|caption = "Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani, Uz Maršala Tita, Smrt fašizmu, Sloboda narodu!"
|aliases = Tito<br>Marshal Brate<br>Maršal Jugoslavije<br>Baziran Bog<br>Overpraised Socialist leader<br>Authoritarian Vaushism<br> [[File:Authmut.png]] Authoritarian Mutualism
|aliases = Tito<br>Marshal Brate<br>Maršal Jugoslavije<br>Baziran Bog<br>Overpraised Socialist leader<br>Authoritarian Vaushism<br> [[File:Authmut.png]] Authoritarian Mutualism<br>Tittyism
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[[File:Authleft.png]] [[AuthLeft]]<br>
[[File:Authleft.png]] [[AuthLeft]]<br>

Revision as of 20:31, 23 January 2022

Titoism is a market socialist and a culturally centrist ideology, inhabiting the center-high, center-right area of the AuthLeft section of the Political Compass. He believes in the elimination of ethnic and religious identity in favor of a totally unified Yugoslav ethnic group and socio-religious standards. He works with both Neoconservatism and Marxism–Leninism, but neither are happy about it. He is widely considered to be the most successful form of Market Socialism.

Stylistic Notes

  • Titoism should always be scarred, as in the infobox, to symbolize the policy of bratstvo i jedinstvo in attempt to hold the Balkan rivals together. These scars can be open, one panel at a time, to reveal a ex-Yugo flagball underneath, especially a nationalist movement flag (see below).
  • Titoism is a heavy smoker and should be identified as such with a cigarette or, especially in the company of Western communists, a cigar.
  • Optionally, Titoism's right eye can have an eyepatch. This can also be a reference to him being forged after World War II. He can also wear Tito's cap and glasses.
  • Titoism is afflicted with intermittent bouts of schizophrenia, during which he may curse and praise insane concepts like human rights and independence for the Yugo states... truly insane.
  • Despite this, he should still be a competent and calculating fighter given his feats against Fascism and ability to work with both the Capitalist and Communist bloc.
  • Titoism speaks Serbo-Croatian and English. If you know any, use common words (e.g., dobar dan, brate, etc.) or words that have an English cognate (e.g., komunizam, specijalna policija, etc.) He can also use the Cyrillic alphabet for stylistic effect.

How to Draw 

Flag of Titoism

Drawing Titoism is fairly simple:

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Draw a line in a deep shade of blue (#0005cd) sectioning off the top third of the ball, white (#ffffff) for the middle, and red (#ff0000) for the bottom.
  3. Fill all thirds with their respective colors.
  4. Draw a star with red (#ff0000) and give it a thin outline of yellow (#fff301). Make sure the star's top lateral arms are in the white, not the blue!
  5. Draw the eyes and fill in with white (#ffffff).
  6. Around the eyes, draw scars from stitches. At least one stitch scar should be below his right eye.
  7. To make a cigarette, use (#f2b600) for the filter with a black (#000000) outline so that the white (#ffffff) section of the cigarette flows into it. Use orange (#ff8a00) for the cigarette cherry and grey (#838383) for the smoke.
  8. Turn the smoke's transparency down to ~40%, and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

  • Marxism–Leninism - While we agree on a lot of stuff, we constantly argue about markets. Also the non-aligned movement was based!
  • Rankovićism - Thanks for purging Stalinists, but Serb supremacy is cringe.
  • Vaushism - Fellow workplace democracy enjoyer, but make up your mind on whether I'm a tankie or not!
  • Dengism - Fellow pro-market socialist! But workers' management of workplaces is cool. Also, stop hanging out with Milošević!
  • Anti-Fascism - Anti-fascism is based but anarchism is not the way to go.
  • Anarcho-Communism - Same as above but hates markets more.
  • Maoism - He didn't like me at first, but he started being nice to me after Stalin died.
  • Mutualism - I don't like anarchism, but I can appreciate his economic model.
  • Libertarian Market Socialism - Same as above but with some state.

Enemies

  • Stalinism - Stop sending people to kill me! We’ve already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send another.
  • Hoxhaism - Calls me revisionist like the last guy.
  • Fascism - Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!
  • Pinochetism, Alt-Right, and Hoppeanism - Get in the helicopter? How about you get in the pit!
  • National Socialism - Nazi scum that killed and enslaved many Slavs. BTFO by pit
  • Esoteric Fascism - Tito absolutely BTFO'ed those SS troops without much foreign aid.
  • Eco-Fascism - Are you not just him again?!
  • Ethnic Nationalism - Јебеш Милошевића, YOU KILLED MY COUNTRY AND PEOPLE! I SPENT MY LIFE BUILDING MY COUNTRY ALONGSIDE NATO, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S F***ED UP! I F***ING HATE YOU!
  • Separatism - You will not destroy Yugoslavia, prepare to get crushed!
  • Trotskyism - "Trotskyism operates in different shapes, but always with one goal – to clear the road for the fascist-imperialist bandits." - Tito, 1939
  • Ustaša - Die.

  • Liquid Democracy - YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NOT ONLY DO YOU OPPOSE MY AUTHORTIARIAN RULE BUT YOU ALSO LED TO YUGOSLAVIA'S DESTRUCTION FROM LETTING A GUY SHOVE YOU UP HIS ASS!
  • Monarcho-Fascism - Two things i fought against but together!

Further Reading

Wikipedia

Gallery

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Comments

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