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m (Oh wait that jreg video isn't about kakistocracy. I am not a boomer. I was born too late.)
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|title = [[File: Kak.png]] Kakistocracy
|title = [[File: Kak.png]] Kakistocracy
|image = Kakistocracyball.jpeg
|image = Kakistocracyball.jpeg
|caption = Bonk
|caption = No really, I promise I can come up with a good reason for this-
|aliases = Idiocracy<br> Rule of the Stupid<br> Mad World<br> Retardocracy<br> Rule of the Worst <br> Your Country's Goverment
|aliases = Idiocracy<br> Rule of the Stupid<br> Mad World<br> Retardocracy<br> Rule of the Worst <br> Your Country's Goverment
Smooth Brain<br>
Smooth Brain<br>
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*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?


===CRWINJUH===
===CWINGE===
''(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)''
''(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)''


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*[[File: Senate.png]] [[Senatorialism|Squid Man]] - why does the squid man be meen?
*[[File: Senate.png]] [[Senatorialism|Squid Man]] - why does the squid man be meen?
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Time Owt Man]] - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Time Owt Man]] - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
*[[File: Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Boomer]] - gwumpy boomer calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
*[[File: Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Boomer]] - cwinge boomer calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism|Person who took me to camping]] - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism|Person who took me to camping]] - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Person]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Person]] - yor scawy :(
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*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad


==Furfer Infrumatishun ==
==Furfer Infrumatishun ==


===Literature===
===Literature===
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXkYp34-5U Spandrell's IQ Shredder] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC91p6Rx2oUR0YadvfiKsh6Q Clossington]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXkYp34-5U Spandrell's IQ Shredder] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC91p6Rx2oUR0YadvfiKsh6Q Clossington]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk Idiocracy] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge Mike Judge]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk Idiocracy] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge Mike Judge]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFMaX6ZS_vU The Worst Possible Political System || Hell || Negative Politics] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGSGPehp0RWfca-kENgBJ9Q Jreg]


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PW8qZw4N80K3Gs87XGa_A Fatty Spins]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PW8qZw4N80K3Gs87XGa_A Fatty Spins]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp8sY06Qoc I'M PICKLE RICK!] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/c/NiftYeee/videos TheMajorNerd]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp8sY06Qoc I'M PICKLE RICK!] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/c/NiftYeee/videos TheMajorNerd]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kef6ZkdgPM0&ab_channel=LordEddington Le Fishe 1 hour loop] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6FFPR0g52paPA9o1hsAPQ LordEddington]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kef6ZkdgPM0&ab_channel=LordEddington Le Fishe 1 hour loop] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6FFPR0g52paPA9o1hsAPQ LordEddington]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPaYEBzaL4&ab_channel=PorcupineTv <nowiki>[ASMR] I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex]</nowiki>] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDFRjXc-kLBDYjLHLLdq9qQ Porcupine TV]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPaYEBzaL4&ab_channel=PorcupineTv <nowiki>[ASMR] I accidentally call Mario the wrong name during anal sex</nowiki>] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDFRjXc-kLBDYjLHLLdq9qQ Porcupine TV]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0&ab_channel=icanrockyourworld The Gummy Bear Song]by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLoKWb_rlp80mg0aSLtsUGw icanrockyourworld]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0&ab_channel=icanrockyourworld The Gummy Bear Song]by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLoKWb_rlp80mg0aSLtsUGw icanrockyourworld]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM Mr. Douchebag] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg Your Favorite Martian]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM Mr. Douchebag] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg Your Favorite Martian]
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*[https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/ r/dankmemes]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/ r/dankmemes]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/ r/PewdiepieSubmissions]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/ r/PewdiepieSubmissions]
*[[https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/ r/TopMindsOfReddit]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/ r/TopMindsOfReddit]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/195 r/195] (R.I.P)
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/195 r/195] (R.I.P)
*[https://ifunny.co/user/FunnyInternetMan FunnyInternetMan]
*[https://ifunny.co/user/FunnyInternetMan FunnyInternetMan]
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*u/spez
*u/spez
*Angrybirdstd
*Angrybirdstd
*Dmata (cwing boomer whu mayke pwage sewious!)
*Dmata (cwing whu mayke pwage sewious!)


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 14:09, 24 March 2021

Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist / Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced in every country. Even your country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Perzunalitey

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah

Flag of Kakistocracy

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

  1. Drah a ball.
  2. Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
  3. Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
  4. Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
  5. Drah eyes and you're done.

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Relationsiupz

KEWL FRINEDZ

(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)

CWINGE

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

Furfer Infrumatishun

Literature

Wikipedia

Videos

Online Communities

People

  • u/Gallowboob
  • u/spez
  • Angrybirdstd
  • Dmata (cwing whu mayke pwage sewious!)

Gallery

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