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The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.
The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.


In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film ''Idiocracy'' in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funi).
In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film ''Idiocracy'' in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).


The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".
The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".
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{{Flag|Kak_flag.svg}}
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The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
# Draw a ball.
# Drah a ball.
# Draw a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
# Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
# Draw a white (#ffffff) silhouette of head in profile.
# Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
# Draw Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
# Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
#Draw eyes and you're done.
#Drah eyes and you're done.
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*[[File: Dem.png]] [[Democracy|Peopwe wiker]] - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
*[[File: Dem.png]] [[Democracy|Peopwe wiker]] - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nerd fightar]] - thanks for stoping nerds
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nerd fightar]] - thanks for stoping boring peowe
*[[File: Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Funi guy]] - i wike funi stuff
*[[File: Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Funni guy]] - i wike funni stuff
*[[File: Falgsc.png]] [[FALGSC|Wainbow woket guy]] - i wike wainbows and wokets
*[[File: Falgsc.png]] [[FALGSC|Wainbow woket guy]] - i wike wainbows and wokets
*[[File: Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Shawing guy]] - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
*[[File: Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Shawing guy]] - he wikes to shawe stuff, i wike dat
*[[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|Muney guy]] - i wike muney!
*[[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|Muney guy]] - i wike muney!
*[[File: Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Ooga Booga guy]] - he says ooga booga, vewy funi
*[[File: Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Ooga Booga guy]] - he says ooga booga, vewy funny
*[[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism|Wowipop wess monies guy]] - he said dat he make wolipop wess munies!
*[[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism|Wowipop wess monies guy]] - he said dat he make wolipop wess monies!
*[[File: Prim.png]] [[Primal Primitivism|Doggy]] - teehee, a doggy!
*[[File: Prim.png]] [[Primal Primitivism|Doggy]] - teehee, a doggy!
*[[File: Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Doggy]] - ooo! another doggy!
*[[File: Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Doggy]] - ooo! another doggy!
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*[[File: Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Chinese person]] - I wike Chinese food.
*[[File: Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Chinese person]] - I wike Chinese food.
*[[File: Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Kitty dat say mao]] - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
*[[File: Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Kitty dat say mao]] - haha kitty say mao! i pet kitty.
*[[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|Kitty dat scratch me]] - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me dis time. dat huwts. :(
*[[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|Kitty dat scratch me]] - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
*[[file: geokitty.png]] [[Georgism|Kitty]] - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
*[[file: geokitty.png]] [[Georgism|Kitty]] - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
*[[File: Menslib.png]] [[Men's Liberation|Moar Kitty]] - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike dis pwace!
*[[File: Menslib.png]] [[Men's Liberation|Moar Kitty]] - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike this pwace!
*[[File: Circulus.png]] [[Circulus Theory|Poopoo guy]] - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
*[[File: Circulus.png]] [[Circulus Theory|Poopoo guy]] - haha i wike to pway with my poop too
*[[File: Pop.png]] [[Populism|Kind guy]] - he said he will give me ewwything i want.
*[[File: Pop.png]] [[Populism|Kind guy]] - he said he will give me ewwything i want.
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*[[File: Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy|Piwate]] - Yay! I wove piwates! Aw aw aw!
*[[File: Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy|Piwate]] - Yay! I wove piwates! Aw aw aw!
*[[File: FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism|Piwate]] - Awr, moar piwates!
*[[File: FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism|Piwate]] - Awr, moar piwates!
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism|Sawgon owf Awkad]] - his funi youtube videos make me laff
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism|Sawgon owf Awkad]] - his funny youtube videos make me laff
*[[File: Posadist.png]] [[Posadism|BoomBoom guy]] - he make stuff go boom.
*[[File: Posadist.png]] [[Posadism|BoomBoom guy]] - he make stuff go boom.
*[[File: Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism|zoooooooooooom guy]] - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
*[[File: Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism|zoooooooooooom guy]] - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
*[[File: Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - Yay! Castles and knights! Can I mawwy da pwincess?
*[[File: Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - Yay! Castles and knights! Can I mawwy the pwincess?
*[[File: Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism|Knight]] - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?
*[[File: Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism|Knight]] - Cool! anothew knight. can i borrow ur cool hewmet?
*[[File: Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File: Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File: Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistwa one Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
*[[File: Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistwa one Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy
*[[File: Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bawthism]]- ye lets tak a bawth
*[[File: Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bawthism]]- Yes lets tak a bawth


===CWINGE===
===CWINGE===
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*[[File: LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communism|Book Person]] - I don't wike weading
*[[File: LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communism|Book Person]] - I don't wike weading
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|cwinge tv parts]] - cwinge stuff boomers watch
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|cwinge tv parts]] - cwinge stuff boomers watch
*[[File: Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism|Kewl Wobot]] - Kewl wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
*[[File: Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism|Cool Wobot]] - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
*[[File: Senate.png]] [[Senatorialism|Squid Man]] - why does da squid man be meen?
*[[File: Senate.png]] [[Senatorialism|Squid Man]] - why does the squid man be meen?
*[[File: Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Time Owt Man]] - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
*[[File: Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Time Owt Man]] - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
*[[File: Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Boomar]] - cwinge boomar calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd people candy!
*[[File: Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Boomar]] - cwinge boomar calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
*[[File: Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism|Person who took me to camping]] - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
*[[File: Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism|Person who took me to camping]] - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
*[[File: Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Person]] - u scawy :(
*[[File: Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Person]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File: VHMent.png]] [[Voluntary Human Extinction|Peopwe Hater]] - i wike people but u don't so i don't wike u, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)
*[[File: VHMent.png]] [[Voluntary Human Extinction|Peopwe Hater]] - i wike people but you don't so i don't wike you, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)
*[[File: Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File: Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad


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===Online Communities===
===Online Communities===


*r/AgainstHateSubreddits
*r/ParlerWatch
*r/MarchAgainstNazis
*r/MarchAgainstTrump
*r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/kakistocracy r/kakistocracy]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/kakistocracy r/kakistocracy]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes r/PoliticalCompassMemes]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes r/PoliticalCompassMemes]
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*u/Gallowboob
*u/Gallowboob
*u/spez
*u/spez
*u/Bardfinn
*Angrybirdstd
*Angrybirdstd


Revision as of 21:55, 2 April 2021

Kakistocracy is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist / Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced in every country. Even your country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Perzunalitey

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah

Flag of Kakistocracy

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

  1. Drah a ball.
  2. Drah a stripe of light-gren (#00D560).
  3. Drah a white (#ffffff) silhuette of head in profile.
  4. Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00D560).
  5. Drah eyes and you're done.

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Relationsiupz

KEWL FRINEDZ

(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)

CWINGE

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

  • Nerd - boring
  • Nerd - boring
  • Nerd - boring won't wet me pway wiff his science stuff
  • SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
  • Book Person - I don't wike weading
  • cwinge tv parts - cwinge stuff boomers watch
  • Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
  • Squid Man - why does the squid man be meen?
  • Time Owt Man - he put me in time owt for laffing at his jokes. i still wike him tho :(
  • Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish child, but i wike him and his funny tasting owd people candy!
  • Person who took me to camping - he took me camping but fowgot me thewe, i won't go camping with him anymowe.
  • Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
  • Peopwe Hater - i wike people but you don't so i don't wike you, not wiking people is cwinge (the only one Kakistocracy hates on purpose)
  • "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad

Furfer Infrumatishun

Literature

Wikipedia

Videos

Online Communities

People

  • u/Gallowboob
  • u/spez
  • u/Bardfinn
  • Angrybirdstd

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